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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] [PAID] 3.51308395 BTC to 13`595 shares, 25841 satoshi per share
ozbot: Updated: A debit card for bitcoin: Xapo could solve the payment problem with help from banks —
fluffypony: kakobrekla: the GigaOm article is better because it contains an embarrassing update
kakobrekla: the log pft. ill remove it just so i dont have to read it.
kakobrekla: davout what is the story with xapo?
France-bitcoin: thx davout, still taking care of the kids and the gribble thing is not finished yet...
davout: i'm off, stomachs don't just fill themselves
davout: but in theory there's nothing that prevents visa from doing it
davout: fluffypony: the psp we were working with was working with mastercard, custom cards are mostly mastercard's thing, not really visa's
davout: so, as soon as they actually hear about it they'll fuck the deal up
bounce: except they might at the drop of a hat decide that they don't like where some of their users send their money and stop doing it
davout: fluffypony: mastercard opposed bitinstant's card, and they also opposed ours when we wanted to issue one in partnership with aqoba
fluffypony: and that their auth systems on the back-end don't even have to be actual currency
fluffypony: and they said that in general MC and VISA don't care what they issue
fluffypony: davout: I met with one of the banks here last year August-ish about it
davout: given that mastercard is pretty anti-bitcoin
France-bitcoin: well i did need to connect here (or another chan on the list...) then do it privately which is what i'm talking about
fluffypony: lol customers...ticket just got escalated to me: "I run the 8th largest magazine in the world" - maybe I should reply and ask them what they're doing buying GPU mining frames
bounce: isn't that what #gribble is for?
davout: France-bitcoin: publicly might be better if you're debugging gribble and if it's not too noisy :D
France-bitcoin: now i just got to debug some strange stuff with gribble privately and I will leave you alone
nanotube: ;;rate davout 1 old timer
nanotube: France-bitcoin: that's cool. we should all move there, then. :)
mircea_popescu: cause while scammers usually id in pm, they still gotta be in chan
davout: nanotube: thanks!
France-bitcoin: well the welcoming party here is nice :) I should think about that yeah :)
mircea_popescu: davout for one, there's peeps trying to scamhunt, they gotta idle in all chans that allow authing
nanotube: davout: i just added #bitcoin-fr to auth list, by bad_duck's request. so... there.
davout: France-bitcoin: if you're doing business you should probably hang around the "authable" chans anyway
France-bitcoin: that would avoid this kind of "stuff"
davout: bounce: negligible, most of the hassle is the broken window and the time lost with the police
mircea_popescu: cause nanotube wanted to keep some sort of tabs on what chans you can auth from, which is sensible.
mircea_popescu: davout he means it's not on the auth list.
France-bitcoin: gribble is giving a list of chan to be on to proceed
davout: also that my apartment got broken into this afternoon, probably some french people...
davout: France-bitcoin: gribble is on #bitcoin-fr what are you talking about
davout: yea, i've been talking for a couple of minutes before realizing i didn't voice myself ><
assbot: Voice for VictorM extended to 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: lol they actually managed to get charles de gaulle seaworthy ?
fluffypony: "On international tests, American children rank 25th in math and 21st in science, despite the push for greater accountability through No Child Left Behind. What’s more, although America is falling behind in math, our kids are first in confidence. American students get terrible math scores compared to their international peers, but they think they’re great in math—in fact, they have more confidence in their math skills than students from
fluffypony: pankkake: surely the French would never allow it!
punkman: mircea_popescu: they plan to add Tor but still, I don't think it's prudent to 0mq with random nodes
pankkake: France might end up with more tourists than French
mircea_popescu: o that's a thing ?
France-bitcoin: we are working on that
mircea_popescu: davout pankkake etc will be pleased to hear :D
fluffypony: bounce: too many Frenchman in France, maybe that's his problem :-P
mircea_popescu: punkman for the love of meh. why not just rebundle tor.
punkman: The DarkMarket daemon << is this just a rebranded tor bundle thing ? << no it looks like a piece of shit implemented on top of 0mq, which didn't even do security for the first few major versions
bounce: why such hate? france AND bitcoin. what's not to love?
mircea_popescu: The DarkMarket daemon << is this just a rebranded tor bundle thing ?
HeySteve: ah wait my mistake, they do say they have a rep system
HeySteve: ThickAsThieves, you watched their presentation in Canada?
HeySteve: ThickAsThieves, they haven't programmed that bit yet but they seem to expect someone will soon...
fluffypony: pankkake: LOL - I had no idea, no wonder their product was so shitty
ThickAsThieves: i recall taaki's presentation including such
HeySteve: ThickAsThieves: "At the moment, DarkMarket displays only a bare IP address for every user..."
HeySteve: it's all very well to dodge the federales, but not if it will likely land you in the clutches of scammers
HeySteve: verifiable and community-rated identities across these markets is key to improving trade
HeySteve: bitwasp too, where one can have ephemeral markets that come and go like a stream of soap bubble worlds
HeySteve: I see a reputation system as pretty critical to the success of something like dark markets
fluffypony: and then you used to be able to buy overpriced BTC from thebitcoincard.co.uk and they'd load it on your card in fiat
fluffypony: and you have to wade through a French website to activate it
fluffypony: ended up just being a tc debit card
ozbot: First prepaid card to exchange Bitcoins
fluffypony: I actually have a BTC debit card from the now defunct thebitcoincard.co.uk
bounce: zeromq is a p2p thing now?
ozbot: Inside the ‘DarkMarket’ Prototype, a Silk Road the FBI Can Never Seize | Threat Level | WIRED
ThickAsThieves: A user downloads the DarkMarket software, which runs as a daemon in the background of the user’s operating system, allowing them to connect to the DarkMarket network through any browser. The DarkMarket daemon incorporates a library of commands for peer-to-peer networking known as ZeroMQ, which allows the user’s PC to become a node in a distributed network where every user can
ThickAsThieves: it seems each user is a host of the network
bounce: didn't germany already outlaw the likes of nmap?
ThickAsThieves: can the gov make it illegal to run the app?
ThickAsThieves: so this DarkMarket thing
ThickAsThieves: that makes them like the 11th co to claim a btc credit card
bounce: huh, there's actually a(t least one) shipyard in cuba
mircea_popescu: " but only that it hopes to have one through a partner bank"
mircea_popescu: they ate the swrawberry for a week afterwards
fluffypony: I don't have a submarine, but I hope to have one through a military contractor...I can haz press coverage nao?
fluffypony: "This story was updated at 9:52am PT to reflect the fact that Xapo does not have a formal relationship with MasterCard, but only that it hopes to have one through a partner bank. This is contrary to earlier claims made by Xapo to Gigaom both in person and in writing that Xapo would issue a MasterCard-branded debit card. A MasterCard representative confirmed that it has no relationship with Xapo."
fluffypony: turtle approval is at an all time high
BingoBoingo: Naphex: I can't think of any atm
Naphex: BingoBoingo: hey, if you have any suggestions, annoiances or any feedback regarding usage of btcxchange, shoot any time. :D
moiety: jesus, pretty violent hiccups too!
fluffypony: and thus it was
fluffypony: in the year of 2014
fluffypony: it was on the 24th day of April
moiety: i think allcaps looks better
BingoBoingo: If all caps is a must it will take longe rthough
moiety: aw i doubt i have any caps in the house to recreate that last one, damnit
moiety: i wonder how long 1QUEEFS would take to generate....
moiety: bahahaha "surprisingly comfortable too"
mircea_popescu: "i have the special QueefCaptu underwears! only 19'95 at selected retailers"
mircea_popescu: you QUEEFED because of my tiny turtle pix ?
mircea_popescu: ok this shit's too cute : http://31.media.tumblr.com/fc31e4ae9fa57a23c45ab56261b69f7f/tumblr_mjd0u9f3Fj1qd5hzfo2_500.jpg http://37.media.tumblr.com/58a4e0f2ecced5023e43e1056d6b6ee3/tumblr_mjd0u9f3Fj1qd5hzfo3_500.jpg http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2d8ad05821d4990523d453dd473b812/tumblr_mjd0u9f3Fj1qd5hzfo1_500.jpg
Naphex: nice move, doable. mastercard might have a field day though :D
Naphex: the roughly, and average chitchat, is if bitcoin values moves, you might have less then that 10% of the value on the card. until it readjusts
Naphex: i think thats mostly it:o
Naphex: so.. customer stores btc, credit 10% of btc value to corporate issued mastercard, use spends it. hold the btc
moiety: would probably get further with that lil dude than most customer services people mircea_popescu
Naphex: "Casares explained that Xapo added the product due to demand from current customers who have wanted a way to spend the roughly 10% of their funds (on average) they keep in the company’s hot wallets. The remainder is stored securely in cold storage."