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nubbins`: i wonder will goat ever get around to getting his certs printed
mircea_popescu: maybe eventually, but i'll have to be handing out somethingmeanwhile.
nubbins`: up-side is that you look like a baller handing out hand-printed business cards
nubbins`: yeah, i mean, it'd take us two weeks just to get the paper and print the cards
mircea_popescu: tho with these people...
mircea_popescu: but it won't liklely be two weeks.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i dunno, prolly will be more expensive locally, cause they got hsit for tech
ThickAsThieves: the average mammal takes 21secs to pee
Vexual: how long does the moose take?
Vexual: bueos airies gets planes muy times day
nubbins`: it's definitely cheaper to get cards done locally
ThickAsThieves: you could always run the job through 4over.com, the paper wouldnt be quite as nice, but few would notic
mircea_popescu: ima have to see if there's a local solution
nubbins`: airmail, maybe a week or two
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i wonder how long it takes
nubbins`: not that i can recall
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you ever shipped anything to argentina before ?
ThickAsThieves: "It's with great excitement that we unveil the new Bitcoin.com, a user-friendly resource that shows how to acquire, store and spend your bitcoins." http://www.bitcoin.com/
ThickAsThieves: she wanted olde timey
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Vexual: 100? save some til next conference, i want one
nubbins`: in inkscape, Path > Object to path
nubbins`: (i do too)
nubbins`: convert 'em to shapes / outlines :D
mircea_popescu: nubbins` it's just text but i use obscure fonts :D
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mircea_popescu: lol all the dpi. what px size is the card ?
nubbins`: all the dpi
mircea_popescu: ok, make me 100 black 100 floodprinted pale cunt color ? how do i give you the face ?
mircea_popescu: but is this stonehedge shiny ?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` got anything that does ?
ThickAsThieves: you flood print the whole sheet
Vexual: mad foldin on the back
mircea_popescu: how's that work ?
nubbins`: mircea_popescu our go-to cotton paper is stonehenge 250gsm, nice and thick, used by steadman, vonnegut, etc
nubbins`: that's a solid border with halftone dots in the middle
ThickAsThieves: oh that's just at 50% coverage or such
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ty
mircea_popescu: i mean the blank seems to have a margin around it
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how bad a translation is this iyo << acceptable translation. (had occasion to read original quite recently.)
nubbins`: that's the light shining off it
mircea_popescu: i see. okay! so why are there two "colors" of gold ?
ThickAsThieves: embossing is nice too
ThickAsThieves: yeah the gold ink does come off better than the silver
mircea_popescu: way better than just some graphite.
mircea_popescu: ah tjat's not so bad
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mircea_popescu: that's the point.
ThickAsThieves: i should also note, i personally find foil to be supremely tacky
mircea_popescu: so nubbins` can you do foil embossed over paper that looks like i cut it out of a high class whore's bedsheets ?
ThickAsThieves: it's just not the same thing as foil
mircea_popescu: i c. well thanks for that lol.
mircea_popescu: if i put the idiots on trilema that'd increase their "brand" by 10k%, just for a post.
ThickAsThieves: yeah like a bit better than pencil lead
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: please tell me you're working on a trilema post for the angels pastebin. if not, i'm on it
mircea_popescu: ah that's what i want, foil embossed
nubbins`: i think i have pics of gold ink on cotton, one sec
nubbins`: foil embossed looks like gold leaf stuck to the paper
ThickAsThieves: mp make sure you are clear on the difference between metallic ink and foil embossed
ThickAsThieves: neat, i only ever did maybe two metallic ink projects
nubbins`: finally got an excuse to use silver ink
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nubbins`: ThickAsThieves you may find this interesting
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves manager studying thepossibility.
nubbins`: if only they knew
nubbins`: lel @ tourists outside taking pictures of the row houses
ThickAsThieves: not sure if i missed it, is mpif trading NMC now too?
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: lmao there we go
mircea_popescu: <TomServo> Funnily enough, she proclaimed 'And I'm not pregnant' in the same breath she introduced herself. << cirrhosis ?
Vexual: the thing is quite obviously an aborted vr headset
nubbins`: how else you gonna keep the clock running?
nubbins`: oh, the wii u
ThickAsThieves: Nintendo won't add Twitch streaming to Wii U: 'What's fun about that?' --- Nintendo rox
Vexual: yeah, thats an equatorialist map
Mats_cd03: the antichrist needs 36 months to gestate
nubbins`: greenland too
nubbins`: lithopedia, the stone babies anyone can edit
Vexual: russia looks real big on that projection
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TomServo: Funnily enough, she proclaimed 'And I'm not pregnant' in the same breath she introduced herself.
nubbins`: i've heard of this
TomServo: I have a neighbor that's looked the same for about 2 years.
nubbins`: so the violent lesbian who lives next door looks about 8 months pregnant
mircea_popescu: i guess since the dork in question can't gpg sign, i could make a pastebin too. let's have some fun
nubbins`: not to be confused with Argentina (unless you're a spell-check)
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: lol "everyone was there!"
nubbins`: there's a town here called Argentia
mircea_popescu: justusranvier no word about how "we're some contemptible pieces of shit that lied about things and were made a public mockery when the people we lied about never heard of us" ?
nubbins`: Vexual: they even colored us grey on that map
mircea_popescu: and pretend like their alleged conference-hackathon-topless party attracted a huge crowd
nubbins`: I have a steakhouse dinner tonight in honor of my hunger
Vexual: grand unified theory of where nubbns is
mircea_popescu: just like some dorks that meet each friday for a beer attheir pub can't just put up a sign saying "bitcoin conference hackathon and miss universe contest"
nubbins`: according to that, i'd be flying west and turning my watch forward
mircea_popescu: here's a news flash : if you're not having AN EXTRA dinner on top of your normal dinner, you're not having a dinner in honor of anybodyu
mircea_popescu: dude the fucking bullshit habit of renaming stuff you were already gonna do.
mircea_popescu: "I have a steakhouse dinner tonight in honor of Eric Cantor with some business economists;"
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nubbins`: i'm definitely leaving my time zone
mircea_popescu: usure you got those graphs ?