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mircea_popescu: who's we ? i thought i was older than you
ThickAsThieves: we separated you from your twin at birth
mircea_popescu: minus the nose.
mircea_popescu: well tbh i kinda look... i dunno, i guess jewish
asciilifeform: don't imagine they're terribly fond of brits in Ar either
mircea_popescu: isn't that british
asciilifeform: how does one look german << perhaps like this: http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/BigPictures/Leibniz_8.jpeg
asciilifeform misread from corner of eye, 'discover his elevator is actually the closet', initially puzzled
ThickAsThieves: who's the nigger now!
mircea_popescu: dude waiting for elevator in lobby, sorta middle aged middle east looking guy. i push the button, look around, discover his elevator is actually the closest, nod at him, guy is sorta scowling at me. then he moves over. elevator gets here, i go in, he's not going in. i go like come right in, he's pushing the button
jurov: imo the cat was eaten by spider
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BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: At least living in a place with winter you don't have to worry about the problem of large snakes becoming established carnivorous megafauna
BingoBoingo: Ah, well then I guess we have to see what one of the other Murican urban futures labs report.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: as i recall, they've already been eaten.
BingoBoingo: I wonder what a few more generations of feral culture will do to the wild dogs in Detroit.
assbot: Defense against coyotes? - Homesteading Today
BingoBoingo: I always imagined electic ignition firearms were for stuff like that caseless ammunition asssault rifle idea the Germans played with in the 80's
BingoBoingo: Oh, the engineers already had the sport with that one
benkay: i also think robots aren't allowed to pull triggers on their own.
asciilifeform: though the whole thing strikes me as quite like fishing with dynamite - where does the sport remain in the hunt ?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: accuracy. as pictured in the linked review.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, benkay: 'linux rifle' << when i first heard of this gadget, first though was 'why is it fired by electromechanically-controlled trigger weight and not simply electrical'. turns out, electrical firing is banned in usa.
assbot: 3 Ways to Act when Near a Coyote - wikiHow
BingoBoingo: http://www.wikihow.com/Act-when-Near-a-Coyote << Guide could also be called how to make coyotes feel at home in your neighborhood
asciilifeform: benkay: ancient project. objective, in reality, is to bring on the wet dream of dod contractors everywhere: bullet costing $MAXINT.
assbot: Darpa tests bullet-sized homing missiles (Wired UK)
BingoBoingo: That would be a rather large cage trap (the only kind really permitted in human habited areas.
BingoBoingo: I mean it's hard to set traps for coyote that also won't be appealing to every other animal around, so you'd prelly have to go for a live trap.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i suppose for the genuine aficionado, there's always the 'cranequin'.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, at least for coyote sized targets. Otherwise there are some primer motivated only rimfire loads that are rather quiet
Xplosionist: BingoBoingo: If only the automated lead disbursal was an easier to solve problem. :-)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: difficult to hunt in the city without everyone knowing.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Probably the best defense is a larger dog or a gram or so of lead
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Other than marking territory and verbally accosting coyotes I encounter? Hmmm....
mike_c: raccoons will do it too
Xplosionist: Oh no, there are still coyotes around in the midatlantic. Mostly out into the appalaichains, but some in the area.
asciilifeform: afaik the last coyote here ate his bullet at least a century ago.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: afaik neither animal is the likely suspect
asciilifeform: ;;later tell moiety old neighbour discovered her cat eaten. what species eats housecats?
gribble: moiety was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 1 day, 23 hours, 36 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <moiety> kk really away for reals this time, i'll check that when im out
Xplosionist: ;;lasers shoot the kitten
kakobrekla: make it nice and not too big :)
Xplosionist: Oh well, had to try it. Maybe we should define the happiness function?
nubbins`: so you'd be looking at a total of $70 or ~$100 for roll/box
nubbins`: which sounds way too high, but who knows
danielpbarron: if you guys set channel mode +z ops like assbot will be able to see messages from devoiced users; the !up command could work without a private message
nubbins`: right, thought so
nubbins`: the posters themselves are going on double-thick card
kakobrekla: and you can roll that thing
kakobrekla: o i thought it was poster paper
kakobrekla: what are they made of ?
nubbins`: i suspect the tube would be cheaper to ship and more impervious to damage, but on the down-side your posters get rolled
nubbins`: 20x5x5" tube or 20x26x2" box would be your choices
kakobrekla: dont make them too big
kakobrekla: dunno, ill prolly have to pay customs either way.
fluffypony: these are a few of nubbins` favourite things
fluffypony: red paper packages tied up with string
nubbins`: we package most things in red paper ;(
mircea_popescu: he gets a lot of red tubes.
nubbins`: mind if i ship em in a tube?
kakobrekla: nubbins` get me the total number with shipping in btc.
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu: thx. Limechat does that fine. :-)
mircea_popescu: Xplosionist here's a tip : if you use an actual client that's not fucktarded, type asc hit tab
mircea_popescu: you know i like alf ? asciilifeform better add it to the highlight list lol
kakobrekla: nubbins` can you make and ship extra 5 or so to me, ill pay.
asciilifeform: welcome to #b-a Xplosionist
Xplosionist: K. That worked. Thanks alf.
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mircea_popescu: ;;rate the20year 1 Hasn't run off yet.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate the20year Hasn't run off yet.
Xplosionist: "!up" tells me it needs a nickname, "!up Xplosionist" tells me "insuffienent rights, !up yourself on PM first". What PM?
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user the20year: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=the20year | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=the20year | Rated since: Tue Apr 29 11:21:55 2014
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot the20year
the20year: will i get more reviews or whatever I need if I do the flyers so I won't need voiced again?
nubbins`: we'll need to order the paper in, looking at late august if that's okay
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mircea_popescu: the20year no, he's going to send you 50 posters for teh units.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: should be in privmsg to assbot
PantyHotOffThePr: Probably not, I dont think it'd be good for whatever career I do land on. "Oh hey, you're my kids teacher right? Saw your tits on skype last night, cool!"
Xplosionist: [slash] mode + v? Tells me I'm not a channl operator. What comment should I be trying?
asciilifeform: nubbins`, mircea_popescu: if poster in rental units - etch it into the fridge, stove, or the like.
BayAreaCoins: mircea_popescu RavinTavin isn't speaking to me atm.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you're on. addy ? and the20year pls send the guy some address.
mircea_popescu: BayAreaCoins weren;t you gonna talk to some womenz ?
BayAreaCoins: If I had tits and was hot I'd be camming
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: log out, then back in, and message assbot with '!up'
Xplosionist: asciilifeform: I think I'll just refer to you as alf. Easier, and funny.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i dunno, is that good ?
nubbins`: we're gonna leave junk mail on their table, might as well make it something they'll wanna hang on their wall
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: try self-voicing now
mircea_popescu: or flip flopping on that too ?
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr well, so do you want to pursue camwhoring as a career ?
mircea_popescu: not ;;eauth value of turd
mircea_popescu: you need ;;everify value of turd
Xplosionist: Yup, did that, but the eauth still saying the same thing.
PantyHotOffThePr: Hence the flip-flop
PantyHotOffThePr: Yeah, I've been thinking so as well
nubbins`: don't do it, it's a trap
PantyHotOffThePr: Currently, stuck on teaching for now. I'm still flip-floppin on that though