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Azelphur: ThickAsThieves: well yea, true
ThickAsThieves: of the type of person that would fill out okcupid profiles
mircea_popescu: well now that's weird. i guess i'm 2:1 a liberal ?
mircea_popescu: If you want to know... Do my date and I have the same politics? Ask him or her... » Do you prefer the people in your life to be simple or complex? Because... http://akcdn.okccdn.com/blog/first_date_questions/SimplicityComplexity.png
Azelphur: nope, 145 users within 25 miles as me, 69 of them answered the question, 28 of them got it right
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plonker | the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a ...
mircea_popescu: isn't that too fucking much ?
assbot: [SQL] sqlite> SELECT count(*) FROM questions WHERE question LIKE "%STALE is to STEAL%" - Pastebin.com
mircea_popescu: seems they not only figured this out, but also have a slightly better one. nuclear attack in certain light ?
mircea_popescu: Q: Could you imagine yourself killing someone? << fuck me! this actually is to my knowledge the best predictor there is.
Azelphur: given the answer to all 3, you have an answer xD
mircea_popescu: "Sadly, this is the only question with a meaningful correlation for women. For men there are a few others" << now i like them again.
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: because they ask users 1) Would you consider sleeping with someone on a first date, 2) What sex are you, 3) Do you like the taste of beer?
mircea_popescu: dude srsly. what data do they have showing it's equal, fairly or otherwise ?
mircea_popescu: if you think a buncha fratbros being in denial about how shitty budlight is makes a good predictor for whether maryjane in sorority rush is likely to fuck you right now...
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: they don't imagine, they have the data to back up that it's fairly equal?
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: why not? I thought that question was particularly hilarious
mircea_popescu: to imagine the genders are idempotent in this line... holy shit.
mircea_popescu: ok i fucking don't like them anymore.
mircea_popescu: "Okay, if you want to know... Will my date have sex on the first date? Ask... » Do you like the taste of beer? Because... Among all our casual topics, whether someone likes the taste of beer is the single best predictor of if he or she has sex on the first date."
mircea_popescu: o ok Azelphur , i like them nao.
mircea_popescu: "The basic currency of the Internet is human ignorance, and, frankly, our database holds a strong cash position!"
mircea_popescu: anyway, that's what the fuck us media does, anyway. buncha retarded kids who can't touch each other growing up, sitting around reading cracked and jezbel to figure out what to say to each other
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: robert sheckley had a story ('50s) about a 'dating agency' that would tell you exactly what to do, through a hidden earphone. fellow puts it on, and gets really bored, because it turns out they also sell to the gurlz
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's what rohypnol is for.
mircea_popescu: o look, the official ca'nt sp'eal.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it's still no thermonuke. eventually you have to dance in the flesh.
mircea_popescu: "The official blog of OkCupid.com. Shows trends and insights into it's online dating network."
Azelphur: they perform various statistical analysis on their entire db
mircea_popescu: 5, maybe 10 things.
mircea_popescu: after all, the space of language is actually finite, and besides, what are people who don't know each other gonna talk about.
mircea_popescu: sorta like a "talking to womenz prosthetic"
mircea_popescu: i wonder how many twentysomething owners of moderately successful sm sites have so far selected the interractions of all the people that got laid on the site and hashtree'd it.
asciilifeform: the women probably have a bayesian spamzapper. you want to slip past, not end up inside.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu missed an 'invert' operator in there
mircea_popescu: select the rest.
mircea_popescu: then send it to your prospects, see who answers
mircea_popescu: make a beautiful soup of that
mircea_popescu: take all the messages guys sent them over a decade
mircea_popescu: what you need is access to the inbox of a few hundred of the hotter women,
Azelphur: and as the site allows you to see peoples answers to questions, I can just do db queries and filter all those people out xD
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: okc asks basic intelligence questions, such as "STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...?"
mircea_popescu: how's the clue > 0 part work ?
mircea_popescu: Azelphur im not so up to date with the thing, so you're calling some dating site's api
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: I'm sure you'll find this amusing, https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3832397/screenshots/2014/Jul/2014-07-14-215730_5120x1440_scrot.png
mircea_popescu: "Despite a guilty plea, Taylor was given the death penalty. In 2010, Taylor tried to commit suicide by stuffing pens and pencils in his eye sockets, which only ended up blinding him. On August 14, 2013, Taylor hanged himself in his cell using his bedsheets."
mircea_popescu: that's the atomic cumbiscuit ?
mircea_popescu: cht read aloud from the Satanic Bible.
mircea_popescu: The foursome would travel around the city in Gecht’s van and either lure women to the van or outright kidnap them. They would take the victims back to Gecht’s apartment in order to sacrifice them. First, they took turns raping the victim, before removing the breast using piano wire. Apparently, they subsequently masturbated onto the amputated breast before dicing it up and then eating it. This was all done while Ge
asciilifeform: 'too fat' has been tried with regards to hanging, poison, etc.
asciilifeform: and then the judges get to fill out more paperwork, etc.
mircea_popescu: oh, that's what it is.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is a usa-specific thing, that probably needs explanation. a number of convicts argued (to varying degrees of success) that their execution, via the locally prescribed method, 'couldn't possibly work humanely'
mircea_popescu: yet another thing that works better for corporations.
Xplosionist: No, "I'm to fat to be killed." Now disproven. :-)
mircea_popescu: dude that's an argument. "i'm too fat to die!"
mircea_popescu: Lundgren told jurors at his trial that he was a prophet of God and “not worthy of the death penalty.” The jurors disagreed and sentenced him to death. In a last-ditch appeal, Lundgren claimed he was too fat to be executed. The court shot down that appeal, too, and he was executed by lethal injection on October 24, 2006.
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mircea_popescu: that guy musta thrown some wild parties.
mircea_popescu: next one up, "Operating in Massachusetts in the late ’70s, the Fall Rivers Cult was led by 25-year-old Carl Drew. Drew was a pimp who used Satanism to terrify the prostitutes who worked for him."
mircea_popescu: "On November 25, 1996, Ferrell and his vampire clan, which consisted of Scott Anderson and two teenage girls"
assbot: 10 Terrifyingly Evil Killer Cults - Listverse
mircea_popescu: http://listverse.com/2014/07/02/10-terrifyingly-evil-killer-cults/ << check out the vampyre kids
mike_c: ok, it doesn't *really* see the future
mike_c: it sees the future
mircea_popescu: hey kakobrekla , "Last block: 59 minutes ago (310746)" according to bitbet but we're on 310750.
Xplosionist: free thinking, doesn't require (or recommend!) serious analysis. :-)
mircea_popescu: i wonder if there's a weirdo-christian website paying women to have breastreduction.
Xplosionist: I'm not saying it's likely to work out at all well.
mircea_popescu: then just buy her outright and get her the surgery ?
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu: YEah, but if you could get a whole lot of blowjobs from someone for a couple hundred bucks toniation toward her plastic surgery, then.
ThickAsThieves: i'd be even less likely to take them
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves that's retarded, which is why sr never went anywhere.
ThickAsThieves: why would you by drugs on the interwebs?
mircea_popescu: why would you buy blowjobs on the interwebs ?
Xplosionist: I wonder if they prohibit suggesting repayment in blowjobs?
mircea_popescu: i doubt it. prolly more like "click to feed the indians" sorta deal
mircea_popescu: ono gribs, you've been lied to ?
ThickAsThieves: yep it's 2nd if i use a clena browser too
rithm: that doesn't work, i've been trolled here
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i imagine it must. but i get the same off random ips too
ThickAsThieves: trilema is 2nd when i search pay for your tits
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Xplosionist: asciilifeform: Getting up in the panties. nice.
gribble: I'll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/>; FLASH YOUR TITS - I'LL PAY YOU - NOT FAKE: <https://chattanooga.craigslist.org/spa/4568028111.html>; Maurica: Pay for my Tits: <http://www.maurica.net/p/pay-for-my-tits.html>
mircea_popescu: ;;google pay for your tits
mircea_popescu: i will end up owning the english language.
gribble: Ken Park pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/ken-park/>; Anna Kournikova - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia: <http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anna_Kournikova>; Tennis Players Bill Simmons Would Do: Another Classic From The ...: <http://deadspin.com/5878436/tennis-players-bill-simmons-would-do-another-classic-from-the-secret-sports- (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: ;;google highly sexual yelps of Kournikova playing tennis
mircea_popescu: why do you thin kthe sewer is a thing ?
asciilifeform: do rats know how to drag a carcass away, like ants ?
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr one thing you can do is get yourself in the wot.
mircea_popescu: after which the rest of the rats opportunity-eat it.
mircea_popescu: usually the way this works is it misjudges itself, attacks a rat, the rat bites it badly,
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the cat in question was part of an 8-cat brigade, so rat is unlikely.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: Xplosionist: afaik neither animal is the likely suspect << a lot of rats.
mircea_popescu: this sorta halfway everything is a great way to become a sad old person.
mircea_popescu: well listen, you gotta find something to actually do.
PantyHotOffThePr: Not particularly, pictures are one thing but slamming my face in a video when I may become a teacher probably isn't the smartest idea.
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr so the question to you was, do you want to pursue camwhoring as a career ?