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BingoBoingo: Forward
this email
to X people and old fucks invade your house for an orgy?
ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> well it's a shitty movie, but i guess it makes
this particular sidepoint well. /// everyone ive ever shown
the movie
too agrees with you, but it has
this lingering impression
mircea_popescu: did
this have anything
to do with giving away money for forwarding omething ?
benkay: but who says
they were
the only ones, eh?
benkay: hey last night i learned
that gates sr, jr, and warran buffet indulged in an orgy while floating
through some famously beautiful chinese water
thing
benkay: (eternal september is also a poor joke about
the dates of
the
thing in question)
benkay: i did cart her off
to burning man and
then demanded a dowry so you may be on
to something
there
mircea_popescu: "honey, i love you very much, but i just can't live without
twentysomething yo cunt in
the house"
mircea_popescu: maybe your father in law is considering it's unfair you shoulda got
the vixen, and wants
to get a replacement.
benkay: it's got it's own eternal september
thing
benkay: it's always over
this year.
benkay: no but srsly
the foxnews conservative gentleman is going
to burning man
mircea_popescu: well it's a shitty movie, but i guess it makes
this particular sidepoint well.
benkay: lady v's father is going
to burning man
nubbins`: ^
that video starts with
the guy
taking
the piss out of every
TED presenter ever
mircea_popescu: all
this because
they refused
to implement anti-inclusiveness, hierarchy, closedness, etc.
mircea_popescu: jesus what a promising
thing
ted was, and what a smoldering shitpile it
turned into.
assbot: Reggie Watts disorients you in
the most entertaining way - YouTube
nubbins`: when i hear someone's a rapper, i
think of reggie watts ;(
mircea_popescu: huddled around
two 386 hooked into a dialup modem (cca 2004!), at
the Luxor Center For Businessmen.
mircea_popescu: much like when i hear smeone's an entrepreneur, what i
think about are
the poor egyptian kids in luxor.
mircea_popescu: anyway, i confess when i hear someone's a rapper,
that kid is what i
think about.
nubbins`: i was actually impressed by how much of a douchebag
tom cruise's character was in
that movie
nubbins`: same kid
that eventually finds his gun?
nubbins`: re:
the retard cop (john c reilly), he's done some really bizarre comedy
nubbins`: wait, she wasn't
tom cruise's sister
mircea_popescu: ends up involved with some cokehead, sister of
tom cruise who's a
total dudebro
nubbins`: haha i laughed at
that one
too
benkay: all
that part of
the brain needs is
the black and white, not
the human behind
the wheel.
benkay: so does
the usg, for
that matter.
nubbins`: best way
to keep
this grease fire under control is
to only let a little bit of oxygen at it
mircea_popescu: they see a cop,
the underdevelop part of
their brain
that regulates behaviour gets a jolt.
mircea_popescu: also, idiots
tend
to
think nothing
they can't see exists. best way
to keep compton in line is keeping cars on patrol.
benkay: what, you don't
talk
to regular humans for
things like
that?
nubbins`: it's harder
to squeeze
the dead air back out
mircea_popescu: if you can give
them someone
to shitface,
then you can get
the dangerous
to be useful.
nubbins`: teaching and police work are for
the daft or
the dangerous
mircea_popescu: benkay no, it could not. because you oculdn't motivate anyone
to join it.
benkay: it's a massive constabulary
though, and needs a massive mandate
to keep it fat and busy.
mircea_popescu: then again,
that's what
they said about fags,
too. look into stonewall inn.
mircea_popescu: and since
the actual niggers are rioting...
they moived
to fags.
those also rioted in
the 50s
mircea_popescu: benkay no, it's not a war.
the way i see it,
to keep a police force going you gotta give it some niggers
to pick on.
benkay: it's an outlawing of
things
to make work for
the rent-seekers.
mike_c: oh man. bash is improving.
there is some funny shit in
there.
nubbins`: srsly
tho. war on unauthorized mental states
benkay: nubbins`: no way man
that's rent-seeking.
nubbins`: i have so many quotable quips
that it's hard
to keep
track
assbot: Guys get erections every morning, right?
The concept of "morning" varies depending on where you live, with
the "morning line" basically spinning around
the earth infinitely, right? So does
that mean
that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around
the earth for hundreds of
thousands of years? : Showerthoughts
mircea_popescu: dub people deal with
the problem of global warming by giving
the bums involved more money
to do more "research"
benkay: feelings,
though, are legislatable.
benkay: this one realizes
that
there's nothing
to be done subconsciously about physics.
nubbins`: well no,
that's
the previous generation
nubbins`: what else do you expect from a generation
that deals with problems by ignoring
them
nubbins`: dudes who don't wanna deal with
the 5 minutes of awkwardness it
takes
to break up with someone
they're not really interested in
mircea_popescu: and holy shit year and a half average relationships ?! what
the fuck sense does
that make, it's
the uncanny valley of relationships. either a few good fucks for a coupla weeks or else years, who does
this middle of
the road bs ?
mircea_popescu: i have an idea, just deliver add medicine with
the whale.
mircea_popescu: Frequent
tweeters have shorter real-life relationships
than everyone else, probably via some bit.ly hack. Unfortunately, we have no way
to
tell who's dumping who here; whether
the
twitterati are more annoying or just more flighty
than everyone else.
mircea_popescu: i don't know
that many women
that don't like sucking cock.
mircea_popescu: and i
think women just about need 20 years
to learn
to orgasm, yes.
assbot: Erotoghid pentru femeia adulta pe
Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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the past six months,
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mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i
think yoga and budhism are different.
mircea_popescu: mostly because a buncha cali fags and assorted antrepreneurs
think it's chick.