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mircea_popescu: ;;rate Ken Hess -1
too stupid
to understand what his questions mean.
punkman: BingoBoingo: who
the fuck is
this ken hess character
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> Hello ratpoison, is your nick in honor of
the excellet window manager of
the same name? << it's
the andi-flood noobs pill kako made
xanthyos: if i write 7714ad25 along
the side of my penis and
take a picture
that shows
the numbers and
the stitches you'l send me .1?
xanthyos: i'm seeing
the urologist in a week. wonder what he'd comment if i had hex sharpied on it
jurov: ben_vulpes: best make him write hex string on
the dick and give him 0.1btc for
the
trouble :)
xanthyos: but if you want
the pic it's better
to settle in btc
ben_vulpes: actually upon consideration
this is an abuse of
the rating system.
xanthyos: i don't know if i should accept
those
terms as a picture will not increase
the amount of
trust you should have for me
xanthyos: regardless of any emotional outburst
that might make you want
to retract your rating?
ben_vulpes: xanthyos: i'll rate you +1 for a year for
that picture
xanthyos: ratings are reversible, i'll
take btc
though
xanthyos: i'll do a webcam show with
the bandaid and gauze off for .1
xanthyos: if you really want
to see you can give me an incentive
xanthyos: ben_vulpes: do i get a positive rating for a post-op pic with stitches around
the glans
BingoBoingo remembers ben_vulpes flapping his hands over
the matter
ben_vulpes: you'll note
the absence of an actual negrating :p
xanthyos: the pain means
the nerves aren't damaged
xanthyos: just
took one now after 2 days in agony
xanthyos: i stopped
taking
the pain meds so i could end a week-long constipation
BingoBoingo: Maybe ben_vulpes is just into
the gore of it?
xanthyos: i showed
the G rated pics of me in a hospital bed
BingoBoingo: Well ben_vulpes
trusts danielpbarron, maybe he does so in a way
that allows him
to believe danielpbarron's
testimony
that
the pictures exist.
xanthyos: it's a reasonable goal
to which he can aspire
xanthyos: <gribble> Sent 10 hours ago: <ben_vulpes> until you share
those photos you're a goddamn scammer << i haven't asked for any money.
the pictures are aplenty on my
twitter account. you need +3
trust in my L1
to read my
tweets
nubbins`: less
than 100 if
the vanity plates are any indication
nubbins`: not
too many licensed ones, anyway
nubbins`: call signs here follow
the format V01xx
BingoBoingo: Hello 18VABNRS9 is
that a radio call sign?
nubbins`: the metallic inks are difficult
to photograph in a way
that does
them justice, but
this is as good an approximation as i can get with a phone camera
BingoBoingo: Hello ratpoison, is your nick in honor of
the excellet window manager of
the same name?
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD
ticker | Best bid: 373.79, Best ask: 374.62, Bid-ask spread: 0.83000, Last
trade: 373.79, 24 hour volume: 11560.64745239, 24 hour low: 367.4, 24 hour high: 381.85, 24 hour vwap: 374.5673137
TomServo: Also, many
thanks for assbot's URL shortener.
TomServo: kakobrekla: I
think so. std::bad_alloc == memory leak?
bagels7: a lot of
the hoodrats downtown are assoiated so
they probably know each other on some personal level
danielpbarron: you mean
to annoy
the patsy
that bought your phone from
the guy who stole it
bagels7: but I doubt I will be falling asleep on some guys mattress while he brings a girl over and she robs me
the 5 minutes he is gone. I had my phone beside me waiting for a call
Azelphur: punkman:
then you proceed
to mess with it
to annoy
the person
that stole your phone.
bagels7: azelphur:
thanks for
the rooting advice if I ever get an android
mircea_popescu: Azelphur so you know when
to run ? "dude
that stole my phone is around
the corner gtg bye" ?
Azelphur: so if a
thief does
the normal
thing of replacing
the SIM card and factory resetting,
then
turns it back on again...you can still
track it :)
bagels7: well if I count all
the
times i got ripped off buying drugs...
mircea_popescu: even so. most people live
their entire lives without fucking 100
times. let alone being mugged for crying out loud.
Azelphur: bagels7: if you have an android device and root it, it'll embed itself inside
the firmware and let you
track
the phone
mircea_popescu: for
the 97.6% statistic you need 125 attempts and 122 successes
bagels7: i got my phone stolen
twice by crackheads
bagels7: hundred dollars here and
there, one
time my whole rent... yeah it's more like 2/18
Azelphur: Racism: All black people are
thieves, Not racism: 97.6% of
the
times I was robbed was by black people (Assuming it's an accurate statistic, which it isn't)
Azelphur: bagels7: I've always said
there's a difference between racism and statistics, people have so much
trouble differentiating
bagels7: half
the
time was from "friends", is
that what i get for being a whitey
bagels7: when I go downtown I basically risk being stabbed or once i got robbed by
this woman and 15 black guys, 97.6% of
the
times i was robbed was by black people. can I be racist now
mircea_popescu: funny how
the "for your own protection" verbiage appeals
to a particular sort of derp.
bagels7: [09:37] <mandycandy> you have chosen
this path, now face
the consequences :) for your own good, do not step into #bitcoin-assets again because you do not know what some participants are involved in <<<< some hacker, with
the patience of a
two year old
TomServo: ;;later
tell ben_vulpes I just recently started down a path similar
to danielpbarron's,
though I'm on 5.6. Only
to block 216000 something so far, and also - frequently crashes.
bagels7: nice people like
those black people kept
telling who ended up robbing me
bagels7: Yeah, my job bothers me sometimes when people ask me for affection instead of something
tyical
bagels7 looks at
the ashes fall on nubbins art as she passes him
the fatty
nubbins`: i believe i'm going
to lay down some speedball acrylic white on
these book covers
bagels7: I believe in mara
the demon
that
temps people with beautiful women due
to real life experiences.
The demon
that leads people away from spiritual matters by distracting
them with sex
bagels7: well I am pretty cute for someone
that went physical
through male puberty,
too bad It shows I did drugs
nubbins`: nobody *has*
to feel bad. don't let
that stop you.
bagels7: Sooo many guys
tell me
to not get fake boobs. I don't have
to feel bad!
nubbins`: finally
tracked down a set of unfiltered blacklights
nubbins`: i may replace
the
tubes in my exposure unit
today
nubbins`: i don't
think
the other guy explicitly set out
to do
this either
bagels7: :he
thinks I'm normal: lol, oh
that was sarcasm, No I am not going
to break my dick
nubbins`: bagels7 are you also going
to snap your dick in half like xanthyos did?
nubbins`: dpb bringing all
the normals in
adlai: interesting wot ratings
there
adlai: bagels7: still
trying
to figure out what my face looked like
nubbins`: (fumed silica is a
thixotropic agent used in printing inks, as well as
toothpastes etc)