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decimation: asciilifeform: it is my understanding that the toll machines are 'banned' from enforcing speed limit
asciilifeform: spot checks, so nobody actually drives the limit
assbot: Agreement allows Konterra project to move forward - Maryland Politics - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1DERLLF )
decimation: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/maryland-politics/post/agreement-allows-konterra-project-to-move-forward/2011/04/19/AF4neD7D_blog.html "The pact includes construction of a planned I-95 interchange with Contee Road near Maryland Route 198, and extension of Virginia Manor Road for access to the proposed 2,200-acre mixed-use development."
asciilifeform: instead, there are 6 (?) policecars, in special '200' livery, at all times.
asciilifeform: interestingly, speed limit could easily be enforced by the (photo-operated) toll machines - but isn't
asciilifeform: empty on account of outlandish tolls
decimation: it was built as a favor to one of the wash dc land barons
decimation: asciilifeform: re: road 200 << I actually drove on this road a few times. it was pointlessly empty, as well as having a low speed limit (55 mph)
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> ^ these were mandatory (!? i know) in the school << TI's survival is hinged to the "education standards" bezzel
asciilifeform: ^ these were mandatory (!? i know) in the school
asciilifeform: http://www.farrellf.com/projects/hardware/2013-07-26_Overclocking_the_TI-83+_Graphing_Calculator/overview.jpg << not mine. but did this for a few classmates as a schoolboy
mircea_popescu: myeah. obviously point meant as a general - and thus indefensible - jab >
asciilifeform: (an 'arm' cpu, fat ram, and... an emulator of the 1980s calcs)
asciilifeform: as i understand, they've introduced a few devices where this 'problem' is 'fixed'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: on account of the designs dating back to the mid '80s
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: surprisingly, the calculators use very well-understood, ancient components
asciilifeform: 1.5b for ibm's chip div. << state of maryland could have bought one and a half of these for the cost of road 200 (a recently built, money-losing toll road i frequent.)
mircea_popescu: nobody else could make ti pocket calculators for lack of ti chip documentation. leaving alone why anyone would want to, after ti paid for tha someone to build their plants.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no but it makes them because "it controls the ip" or how did that line go/
decimation: at least ti still makes chips
asciilifeform: or texas instruments and the remaining pocket calculators
asciilifeform: how the mighty have fallen! and to think, ibm was once the sole source of jew list tabulators to nazis
decimation: which is of course its only possible route to relevance
assbot: IBM sells chip business to GlobalFoundries for $1.5 billion (updated) | ExtremeTech ... ( http://bit.ly/1zmqNJt )
decimation: re: ibm < of course the 100,000 person layoff comes after paying $1.3 bn to not make chips anymore http://www.extremetech.com/computing/192430-ibm-dumps-chip-unit-pays-globalfoundries-1-5-billion-to-take-the-business-off-its-hands
asciilifeform: jam that.
asciilifeform: terrain tracking navigator is not such a hard problem.
mircea_popescu: 'I don't want to join the bloody Army, I don't want to go unto the war; I want no more to roam, I'd rather stay at home, Living on the earnings of a whore.'
mircea_popescu: wtf bs violence is this.
mircea_popescu: i condone all violence that doesn't sit around waiting for my condonement.
decimation does not condone violence against any living thing
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: americans themselves have a specially custom rocket that does only this.
mircea_popescu: set it to go off whenever a large collection of radiodildoes, phones and toy cars goes over it
decimation: not if the bomb is sufficiently large
asciilifeform: b) if set off, because receiver was built from shoebox, string and dead squirrel - this is meant to happen -before- the truck reaches the mine
asciilifeform: to avoid interference from neighbours' teledildoes
asciilifeform: wouldn't you set off << a) no, because, e.g., toy car or phone has a discriminator - required bitstring (a la 'MAC address') that must match
asciilifeform: what's actually inside? unsurprisingly, a catalogue of frequencies used by cellular, wireless housephones, toy cars, teledildoes...
mircea_popescu: what are these people, idiots ?
mircea_popescu: um... wouldn't you just set the bomb to go off when the jammer goes by ?
asciilifeform: ^ not a bad place to start
asciilifeform: the particular apparatus involved is discussed in reasonably clear terms in textbooks
asciilifeform: 'The Secret Service uses covert radio-frequency jammers inside a Chevrolet Suburban that travels with the president’s motorcade. These devices disable remotely triggered improvised bombs. But because they have to disable explosives set off by a potentially large number of frequencies, the jammers saturate a wide spectrum, occasionally interfering with cellphones nearby.' << this deserves an aside
asciilifeform: 'A Homeland Security sensor deployed to spot — but not interfere with — drones flying above the Major League Baseball All-Star Game in Minneapolis last July “cost several hundred thousand dollars to operate for just that night,” reported the New York Times.'
asciilifeform: [insert 'meta-nsa' thread here]
decimation: eh, I'm not so sure. the implication of that would be that usg is extraordinarily competent
asciilifeform: decimation: psyops to make plebes give up sooner.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform heh reuters has a yearlong delay off trilema huh.
decimation: "making things secure is hard, let's just give up"
mircea_popescu: people's disenchantment with their own wives isn't predicated on the theory that somewhere there's a sane woman waiting.
assbot: Why we should worry about domestic drones and how to bring them down ... ( http://bit.ly/1zmnB0l )
asciilifeform: 'state ipad', but one nitpick, this presumes that somewhere there lives a 'normal' one.
asciilifeform: 'of course we must assume that the adversary owns the network. this is why nukes must be expected to fly anywhere at all, .... ...'
asciilifeform: decimation: that article has the beginnings of a glorious 'onion piece'
mircea_popescu: to get an idea, picture blackberry today. in romanian it'd be "state ipad"
mircea_popescu: decimation they probably manifest that list of qualities which made "state' such a damning adjective in romanian.
assbot: U.S. code-cracking agency works as if compromised| Technology| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1DEJEyK )
decimation: http://ca.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idCATRE6BF6BZ20101216 < ""There's no such thing as 'secure' any more," Debora Plunkett of the National Security Agency said on Thursday amid U.S. anger and embarrassment over disclosure of sensitive diplomatic cables by the web site WikiLeaks."
asciilifeform: the 'obamaphone' (not the one handed out to paupers, the other obamaphone) is well-known at this point
decimation: "Generals and others have been known to become so frustrated with the existing devices that they switch to personal cellphones to conduct classified conversations, according to a former U.S. official."
assbot: Not so simple: U.S. spy agency trying to go mobile| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1zmmoX0 )
asciilifeform: who wants to be the first to buy a certified pre-owned (tm) ru nuke sub as mr buffett ?
mircea_popescu: i doubt it's aware enough for something like this.
asciilifeform: when some hobo successfully impersonates obama, or buffett - then.
asciilifeform: (openly discussed in agency-authorized historical texts)
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: it is a traditional algorithm for crafting fake people for official uses
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: this is probably how CIA makes assets these days
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think this is the best proof possible that current usg does not expect to survive more than a few years into the future anyway.
asciilifeform: generally the credit agencies are somewhat better at tracking deaths than, e.g., the voter rolls
asciilifeform: and for all of fiddybucks, a name, mailing addr., work history, political party, to go with it.
mircea_popescu: this sounds a lot like getting used skin to live in.
mircea_popescu: and what's better, since they are re=used, you needn't only worry about your own indiscretions, but those of people long dead
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pillow+pants | pillow pants. Pussy Troll. The parents place it in their daughter pussy. If a penis trys entering the pussy before the age of 21 then the Pussy Troll will bite it off.
thestringpuller: mod6: has been watching too many mc hammer videos
thestringpuller: unlock all the things
thestringpuller: from this standpoint yes
asciilifeform: any other way - treasonous.
asciilifeform: and he sticks his in the wife
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: you go and fuck your wife, but you mustn't slip it in directly - gotta put it in this little gnome fella first
thestringpuller: have you not seen the matrix?
assbot: User:Dd9jn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1DEGomQ )
decimation: ah, yes, the author of gpg is a ham http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dd9jn
decimation: or similarly, it is unthinkable that a non-usg-approved-bank would issue credit or bank
assbot: Loper OS » A Country of Which Nothing is Known but the Name. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DEFVkM )
asciilifeform: (for n00bs: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1323 << describes, among other things, the curious fact that within usg, only specially trained gnomes are permitted the privilege of generating keys, for use by all ranks from private to president)
asciilifeform: it would be unthinkable for anyone other than usg to wipe arses, if this were practical.
decimation: but you see in the usa, it is unthinkable that usg wouldn't issue keys
decimation: asciilifeform: aye that's true
asciilifeform: but the notion that commercial identity can exist outside of a key - is a work of the beast.
decimation: why can't I go to the local costco and broker credit through them?
asciilifeform: just the notion that 'you are a key'
decimation: but I don't see why the government should have anything to do with verifying identity anyway
decimation: asciilifeform: the reason given against crypto is that the masses would reject a 'universal id' card
asciilifeform: just like the failure-to-mention-mpex discussed in mircea_popescu's article
decimation: http://www.ssa.gov/employer/randomization.html << all you wanted to know
asciilifeform: the fiat world's refusal to use modern crypto exclusively is not a mistake, not an accident, not sloth
decimation: no that's the point of that 'randomization' program I think
asciilifeform: afaik they still are ?
decimation: mircea_popescu: it's a lulzy recycling program - in the past, us ssn's were assigned by geographical region