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mike_c: danielpbarron: but this problem is solved by weekly home game. online poker is different.
mircea_popescu: http://33.media.tumblr.com/9d5116c2d828ae560caadf105914b827/tumblr_njrjtwwKB61rdc5oto1_400.gif << there's no end to automation.
danielpbarron: if you suspect someone is cheating, do you want to play with them?
dignork: mike_c: you don't have to neg-rate them, just abn them from poker site
mike_c: i don't know that wot solves it all. so we start neg-rating on suspicion of bot use?
danielpbarron: "if the pre-req for chatting on irc is being in the WoT, the chat is gonna suck"
dignork: BingoBoingo: they don't, so you have one dude faking bot's responses for 10s of them.
mike_c: looks no different from the nuts who don't use bots and multi-table ridiculously
mircea_popescu: also they don't have boobs.
mike_c: solvable problem. run 50 bots and pay somebody to sit and chat
BingoBoingo: Anyways the problem with bots in poker is they don't respond appropriately when you are drinking and talking shit at the table
danielpbarron: i only play with people I know, or someone i trust knows
danielpbarron: well now i feel like a dick for having recommended people play only heads up to prevent collusion
nubbins`: if the pre-req for playing is being in the WoT, the games are gonna suck
mike_c: and why does nobody play no-limit headsup anymore? and limit? because of this.
mike_c: no limit too
mircea_popescu: mike_c also, they play limit headsup, which... nobody plays.
danielpbarron: all of this is a moot point anyway if the pre-requisite for playing is being in the WoT
mike_c: because that would be interesting.
mike_c: but, this argument aside, the point of bringing it up - does your solution handle the bot problem?
mircea_popescu: mike_c a bot that knows the distribution tables really well has an edge. sure.
mike_c: a bot's winrate can be bumped up by collusion, but it is far from the biggest factor in its success or failure
danielpbarron: for the sake of argument, say heads up is broken; no heads up!
mike_c: you think you can beat it, there are machines in vegas where you can play against it for real money
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron “We define a game to be essentially solved if a lifetime of play is unable to statistically differentiate it from being solved at 95% confidence,”
mike_c: you going to beat a bot at tic-tac-toe because you know its algorithm?
mike_c: danielpbarron: no. that's what solved means.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: gladly suck our cock if only we a) didn't bang hotties and b) validated their self-hottie delusions. << These are usually the girls who start false accusing despite being squelched.
mike_c: what's the emoticon for sticking a tongue out?
mircea_popescu: look, i saw the al\berta thing
mircea_popescu: but if you want a statistical model, play with someone like this : three cards face up, two in the hole for you, two in the hole for them, a ten card window for them you can't see.
mike_c: that is not what makes bots win. it simply gives bots a small bump over what their skill would be otherwise.
mircea_popescu: mike_c collusion and bots are different topics. however, because collusion offers a small but systematic bonus, it's what makes bots always win. in the .5 to 1.5% range, depending.
mike_c: because my whole point was bots are the problem, not collusion.
nubbins`: but they also didn't hash passwords, instead opting to store them in plain text
nubbins`: i used to work for a national insurance company, every corporate machine was a lenovo
mike_c: and also to be clear, i am talking about collusion, not bots.
mircea_popescu: this is like asking "who sent this bitcoin transaction"
mike_c: to be clear, are you the site operator or just some other player running these bots?
mike_c: Yeah, exactly. so we're talking about one table with me and 5 of your stupid bots colluding.
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mircea_popescu: if you have 500 human players, you're running 500 tables, with a total of 3k "players"
nubbins`: guy likes to learn
mike_c: then who the fuck is it making money off of?
nubbins`: i taught my roomie about CAs yesterday using them as an example
mircea_popescu: mike_c the.bot.fills.all.the.tables.
mike_c: 80 because that's a common number of hands per hour at online
mircea_popescu: why "avg" ? you always fill the table. why "80" ? bot plays all the tables. all of them.
mike_c: colluders are paying $66 an hour to play at a $1/$2 no-limit game
mike_c: figure 80 hands/hour, avg $1 cap, 6 players at table (5 colluding)
dignork: danielpbarron: me either, but most players assume that bots are evil, hence all this bot-hunting madness ☟︎
danielpbarron: if someone's in the WoT and they want a bot to play for them, I say go for it
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danielpbarron: dignork, i don't see what the problem is with a bot that doesn't collude
dignork: danielpbarron: most bots do not collude - they make more money on the long run by playing with fish on small stakes. But yes, theoretically they could collude. It's just they are more profitable when they are not.
mircea_popescu: unless they were looking at making an offline site o.O
mike_c: ok, so we're discussing online. where the profit margins and the rake are smaller
mike_c: No, I'm not. the profit margins both live and online are significantly affected by rake
mircea_popescu: live rake is not going to have 6 man collusion either, is it!
mike_c: Live rake is much higher than online.
mircea_popescu: goes four about 30 cents these days, more or less.
dignork: mike_c: collusion is insignificat for a poker shop in financial means, it's a PR problem when discovered, and consequently the lose players/source of income.
mircea_popescu: yes, i pay more rake. that's there but not really significant.
mircea_popescu: who is going to be...
mike_c: (and the house)
mike_c: to the winner
mike_c: you are paying 6x the blinds I am
mircea_popescu: yeah, but i lose it to myself.
mike_c: you have to put up much more money though
mircea_popescu: i guess we go at this the other way then : we play poker, you see five + two cards, i see five + twelve cards.
danielpbarron: i'll gladly play against non-colluding bots any day; a bot can't out-bluff a real person; the whole point in having bots is that they share info with each other
mircea_popescu: if that's a wash...
danielpbarron: if the bots aren't colluding then it's not an issue
mike_c: i have thought. i have played a lot of poker in my time.
ben_vulpes: technology gets worse over time not better
mircea_popescu: mike_c you jus' sayin' or you actually thought about this ?
ben_vulpes: i don't trust it
mike_c: most collusion isn't as profitable as one might think (if at all)
mircea_popescu: it's been a decent replacement for teflon for a while now.
mike_c: collusion-free poker is nice, but I think bots are more the problem.
ben_vulpes: shit's going to nuke my testes somehow, right?
ben_vulpes: is anyone familiar with these white "ceramic" "nonstick" pans?
danielpbarron: i think i still have the code lying around somewhere; i'll try to find it
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron how did this work then ?
danielpbarron: it would scramble lines based on how many words you had already seen from that player
danielpbarron: i also coded a thing that would simulate players having to learn each other's language by speaking to each other to build up understanding; had the effect where a group of friends could talk in long sentences that strangers couldn't understand; strangers would have to talk in very short lines like "yes" "no" "here" in order to understand each other
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: and you avoided letting it trap you
mircea_popescu: Joseph Bekken was arrested and jailed on charged of attempted misuse of public funds, attempted procurement of prostitution, burglary, using a computer in a scheme to defraud and bribery."
mircea_popescu: "The financial aid director at North Idaho College was arrested this month and fired for offering to trade scholarships for sex with a student. However, the student wasn't real.
mircea_popescu: that guy was probably doing them a favour, whoever they were.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck wants to go to college in north idaho.
danielpbarron: fwiw, i have actually coded things that worked before; I made my own minecraft plugin that used a database to keep track of credit/debt between players when they took items from chests / it broke when an update totally revamped the inventory control system and I abandoned it / also, it was java :/
ben_vulpes: the curve is full of these oom steps up in complexity
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: the idea had crossed my mind
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski no but he has a point. making an irc bot excellent coding exercise. i agree, good 1st time thing for intelligent person.
ben_vulpes returns to the rocket blueprints
mircea_popescu: well... not for them. nor should it be.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform and then when we start hiring, we hire slaves, like anyone hiring. and then the slave-born cry and whine that "oh look, bitcoin's no better".
pete_dushenski: if it takes me 5 years to learn how to code, by golly i'll do it