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ascii_field hardly ever logs out and would not necessarily see it then
ascii_field: when does it spit out this stat ?
mircea_popescu: -NickServ- m_p!~matter_pa@49.207.189.76 failed to login to mircea_popescu. There have been 3 failed login attempts since your last successful login. << am i the only one so targetted ?
assbot: BitBet - Phuctor will find a bad key :: 0.02 B (2%) on Yes, 1.08 B (98%) on No | closing in 1 week 1 day| weight: 94`192 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1IjOLuk )
mircea_popescu: that's already water under the bitbridge.
danielpbarron: ascii_field> next we will find mircea_popescu writing cheques for 'pi' like knuth << or making bets that refer to it
ben_vulpes: the language having nothing to do with quoting prices for btc transactions.
ben_vulpes: if you know the language.
ben_vulpes: just quote to the satoshi, man.
mircea_popescu: rounded to the closest full line
mircea_popescu: no, it should technically be 3.1818181818181818181818181818181818181818181818181818181818181818181818181818
diametric: shouldn't that technically be 2.82
mircea_popescu: yeah. but not convenient to do in ascii
ben_vulpes: aha, i've only ever used the bar over the periodic part
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes maybe you're not aware, but this is old style notation for periodicity.
ben_vulpes: no, first they were scratches in the dust ancient lispers used to identify each other
ascii_field: ben_vulpes: it's a very dirty kludge though
BingoBoingo: Browsing various .edu domains for keys to submit I noticed there's a span from roughly 1999 to 2005-8 where DSA/Elgamal keys were way too popular
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: would you share the code for splitting the gpg dumps up?
mircea_popescu: amusingly enough, this is very much like its own sort of blockchain syncing. the 4mn addies were created over 40 years or so. we can catch up in a year, by which time... more will have been created.
mircea_popescu: downside being, of course, that we won't have any sort of usability in progress.
mircea_popescu: do it in sets, maybe ? because positives are so rarely expected, take n numbers, gcd them all in pairs, then gcd the n/2 pairs together, etc.
mod6: ascii_field: ahhah, it does say it in the Email Subject. derp.
ascii_field: the above is the one kind of parallelism meaningfully possible here
mircea_popescu: ascii_field i tell you we might have to find a way to parallelize this, because as it is, it'll prolly be too slow.
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: in principle, one can do clever things to weasel out of the cache problem - such as setting max product size and gcd'ing said parcels together
mircea_popescu: heh. there's ambiguity in the heads!
ascii_field did not think there was any ambiguity in his reports
assbot: Logged on 07-05-2015 15:19:45; mod6: asciilifeform: just to be clear, all of your vagrind runs against bitcoind are: v0.5.3.1+Orphanage_ThermoNuke ? Or just plain v0.5.3.1 ?
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-05-2015#1124024 << read the mailing list. clearly printed on the box, 'thermonuke.' ☝︎
danielpbarron: he said he'd pop in here later, although I suspect that one wasn't actually him (someone else clicking the custom url)
mircea_popescu: what, the huobi guy ?
jurov: won't it get slower over time as gcd grows?
mircea_popescu: ascii_field it does not, but im figuring : since the queue is not ever empty, it's a good measure for actual processing
assbot: Logged on 07-05-2015 16:22:53; mircea_popescu: sheit... 38 minutes, 258 added. at 6/minute this is going to be 18 months ;/
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-05-2015#1124071 << the 258 figure does not include the non-rsa submissions ☝︎
mircea_popescu: it's also wrong because you don't actually need the millions
mircea_popescu: the "millions" mike hearn derps about aren't only broken because shit, we're worth billions, even if he personally isn't worth two spits.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the exercise is interesting because it puts a ceiling on costs. doing a mathematically intricate, non-parallelizable task over ~the entire space of gpg keys~, all 4mn of them, is < 10k usd.
mircea_popescu: i kinda suspected it'll need a long time.
ben_vulpes: at least it's not just sitting there depreciating anymore.
mircea_popescu: sheit... 38 minutes, 258 added. at 6/minute this is going to be 18 months ;/ ☟︎
mircea_popescu: Submissions: 11497 / Known Moduli: 11013 / Moduli Waiting for Test: 1413
mircea_popescu: heh. trilema titles generally are an enigma.
ben_vulpes: i halfway expected a philosophical tract on capitalization and blogs
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: why do you capitalize IRC logs on Trilema?
mircea_popescu: because guess what : smegma is just as natural a byproduct of the sexual organs, of the other gender. and washing it off is certainly as novel bla bla as shaving the cunt.
assbot: Sa belim pula on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1F7OBpi )
mircea_popescu: reading old trilema articles ( http://trilema.com/2011/sa-belim-pula/ ) i'm suddenly illuminated : all the empowered feminist derps that bitch about how having to shave their cunt is wrong, novel and bla bla : how much smegma do they eat in the average week ?
mircea_popescu: lobbes something like that.
mircea_popescu: Submissions: 11241 / Known Moduli: 10759 / Waiting for Test: 1361 timestamp
lobbes: hmm, I think I get it; 'I experience something, therefore it exists.' Assumtion not really necessary for the experience
mircea_popescu: lobbes does the proposition that having two children each off two different women equal having four children total have to accept some sort of assumption about "the twu nature of numbers" ?
mircea_popescu: god knows they do enough of that nonsense even without any help
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeah. wouldn't want random dude in a band that drinks too much read that and with his usual superficial comprehension skills decide 1% of keys are broken or some similar shit.
lobbes: but in terms of verifying events with own eyes, I do see that point. Not even possible in certain cases
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo for the record, "and found 60 with one or more duplicate moduli." is maybe misleading. it merely found the same key in multiple places, it hasn't actually cracked anything. << fxd
lobbes: everything else builds off of that
lobbes: this is true. But even with the other senses, you still have to accept the assumption of 'an outside reality'
mircea_popescu: plenty of people making a living at this. in fact, three card monte exists specifically to exploit the thermodynamc gradient created by the "own eyes" meme/mental parasithosis.
mircea_popescu: your eyes are a particularly weak check, especially if it is known you will be relying on them exclusively.
lobbes: no, just seen em' on tv
mircea_popescu: ever been to a magic show ?
lobbes: and then there's solipsism
lobbes: unless witnessed with own eyes, can't really verify one way or another. Of course, you can say that about any event
mircea_popescu: makes two of us.
danielpbarron: i don't really give it much thought
mircea_popescu: (and yes, in the 2000s, the finance ppls are the army. the grunts on the ground - roughly speaking cleanning crews)
mircea_popescu: who exactly in the usg do you think is or was served by wiping most of their army ?
mircea_popescu: this firm is in its sorry state today because it was mostly wiped in that attack.
mircea_popescu: cantor fitzgerald's been in the news recently due to their vice chair's fraudulent shenanigans and separately due to their general incompetence and gross mishandling of OPM.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron the problem with this is that they could have picked much less expensive, more impactful targets.
danielpbarron: who else would care to do it?
lobbes: danielpbarron: you think it may have been an 'inside job' by usg? I have heard that pov from others, too
from_vice: Well it's been swell, good luck with the taking over the world with superior quips. Now where did I park my car??
mod6: asciilifeform: just to be clear, all of your vagrind runs against bitcoind are: v0.5.3.1+Orphanage_ThermoNuke ? Or just plain v0.5.3.1 ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: from_vice it'd seem your notions about what a hologram is are informed more by southpark than by physics.
danielpbarron: well i'm pretty sure the towers existed. I saw them with my own eyes on a trip to NYC
mircea_popescu: heh, the benefit of modernity. no event is ever going to co-exist with a consensus interpretation thereof.
danielpbarron: i question whether there were actually planes that hit the towers
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron do you call emergency line and tell them truths ?
danielpbarron is a 9/11 truther
mircea_popescu: !s thermite
mircea_popescu: not thermite, 911 truthers
mircea_popescu: what's that ?
from_vice: You sure this isn't a 911 truthers' forum? I have some thermite to sell
nubbins`: bbl doing things
nubbins`: from_vice you're not far off the mark there
from_vice: Oh I see, you are from the evil overlord master race, all makes sense now
nubbins`: altho generally they start with "hashish?" and follow up with "massage?"
mircea_popescu: if there's ever to be any progress...
mircea_popescu: a right, we haven't fully colonized nubbins` yet. much like canada, he hangs on to antiquated forms that perpetuate the routing and interfacing differences in our society.
nubbins`: i'm from the internet
mircea_popescu: and if i take to the streets of marakesh, there's about one in three chance random street urchin will suck my cock hoping for a hundred. what of it.
nubbins`: there's about a one in three chance that they'd publish an article you wrote for them about bitcoin.
nubbins`: now you're just making things up ;)
mircea_popescu: fetlife is hiring, vice is hiring, erryone's hiring. we might even make the gdp go up
mircea_popescu: nubbins` can you imagine the increase in demand for competent web engineers we've caused this year alone ?
danielpbarron: i had to change my other links to bit (dot) ly things because of it
nubbins`: guess they realized