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danielpbarron: and it took about an hour to do 12 of them
danielpbarron: it's kinda tricky getting them open. I had to scuff up a credit card and yeah some of the inner clips got cracked
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 00:56:00; williamdunne: ;;later tell gabriel_laddel was checking my rates, out of interest what is my association with gamingfurry.tumblr.com?
ben_vulpes: and on top of that, his error rate cracking them open is probably zero. small sample size, but...
mircea_popescu: for tests.
ben_vulpes: for lulz as far as i can tell
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> so much as opening pogo and touching inside multiplies the cost of the operation. << and yet mircea_popescu had this done
funkenstein_: well I think asciilifeform is formulating a more specific attack so that should be interesting
mircea_popescu: that's not how trustless works.
funkenstein_: it's basically a jury duty scenario, you found a block, do your best to tell us what time it is
mircea_popescu: that'd be the problem.
funkenstein_: we can't know what procedure miners are using to set their own clocks
mircea_popescu: kneejerk the dwarf wtf!
mircea_popescu: block 102 arrives, at timestamp 200, advertising timestamp 250.
mircea_popescu: you set your timestamp to 101
mircea_popescu: block 101 arrives, at timestamp 150, advertising timestamp 101.
mircea_popescu: does not. looky here. block is 100, timestamp is 100, allowable max drift is 100.
funkenstein_: genesis block tells you most of that offset
mircea_popescu: yes, magical offset in that you don't know who's lying.
funkenstein_: other than that quantity, the rest is offset
funkenstein_: yes, enjoyed it.. sorry you are probably sick of this time talk already
mircea_popescu: listen shorty, you read the log ?
funkenstein_: the quantity the a miner needs to report is the time since the last difficulty change
decimation: funkenstein_: were you the one studying clock intervals in bitcoin
decimation: funkenstein_: what's that
funkenstein_: it's a prototype, the code might need some cleaning up
funkenstein_: i've heard tell of a distributed clock that might meet your needs
williamdunne: I did a judging thing at teh loebner prize before. Was pretty lulzy
mircea_popescu: noit a bad way to burn time, this assay.
mircea_popescu: or whatever actual respectable prize the nobel used to be
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: I guess. At the very least the cause of it is good though
mircea_popescu: decimation the problem of fitting real time to blocks is in fact going straight to the root of the world. solve it, get nobel. ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 07-07-2015 19:54:23; decimation: maybe I should start watching venus too
funkenstein_: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-07-2015#1191982 <-- i thought she was going to jump back into jupiter's head a few days ago.. off on her merry way again ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: well ideal in what sense ? it's very unideal for his idea of timekeeping, because it proves (what we already knew) : time is meaningless and political time conventional, and all sorts of nutty fashions can endure a long time. ie, 350k blocks in this case.
mircea_popescu: jurov that's a pretty weird graph considering the gaps aren't even same size o.O
assbot: Logged on 07-07-2015 21:30:21; ascii_field: likewise, the 'bubbles' ought to be sized proportional to their connectivity degree.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-07-2015#1192286 << this. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 07-07-2015 21:14:04; jurov: mircea_popescu: is the ftp server in the vicinity of your bitcoin node? it went full speed for minutes, then it suddenly throttled to 6kbps
decimation: what is the rate at which new blocks are found?
mircea_popescu: it would appear we are no less than a year into the future.
decimation: it would take a few difficulty inervals
mircea_popescu: decimation and expect it to come to what, 9 ?
decimation: pogo can keep time by comparing its clock to the block discovery interval, averaging over a long period
williamdunne: Oh good, flowers really would have made the whole situation rather strange
mircea_popescu: i would like to assure the concerned public that no flower bouquets were involved in any of this at any point.
mircea_popescu: mad scramble throughout town ensues.
mircea_popescu: she says sure, she's going for a cup of coffee. i ask where, she says "tell your guy to find out"
decimation: asciilifeform: I'm not sure what you are thinking, but my idea is to use the 10 minute block time as a noisy oscillator
mircea_popescu: well, the most famous and i guess exemplare case is, mp stops car, tells shadow : follow that girl. guy gets an address, mp gets a phone number, talks to puzzled woman. explains that he had her stalked, would she like to have a cup of coffee
mats: hiding in the bushes, tracking movements, masturbating to her shadowy figure in the shower?
mircea_popescu: mats you know all the girls i knew for the first i dunno, decade of my life i got through stalking ?
assbot: Logged on 07-07-2015 21:05:13; ascii_field: i still can't fathom why this wasn't sop from day 1.
mats: thats the first positive outcome to stalking i've heard of
decimation: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1192416 < i've heard that the reason he lost so much weight at subway was because he was stalking some chick who worked there ☝︎
mircea_popescu: they truely believe it is a natural truth that their existence is all that's needed.
mircea_popescu: also why it's so fucking disconcerting to the welfare mass.
mircea_popescu: which is why this place (ie, bitcoin) is so fucking beautiful.
assbot: Logged on 07-07-2015 21:02:02; trinque: I have no idea what they think the 'stress test' is meant to demonstrate
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-07-2015#1192198 << it meant to demonstrate bitcoin doesn't work if it doesn't work on the redditards' terms. it managed to demonstrate instead redditards don't matter, even when they pay for the voice. ☝︎
menahem: ahh ok, used in the mouth!
mircea_popescu: in that photo is a mechanical pear
menahem: omg what is that photo ? insert and expand ?
assbot: Andrew Hamilton, "Race in the Early Films of D. W. Griffith" | Counter-Currents Publishing ... ( http://bit.ly/1dKROyb )
mircea_popescu: i dunno there's a sadder indictment of the decaying west.
mircea_popescu: http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article10370250.ece/alternates/w620/6-Yanis-Varoufakis-AFP.jpg << wouldja look at the icons of the current adolescent.
assbot: Police add insult to injury after mugging - Baltimore Sun ... ( http://bit.ly/1LRi2Nj )
mod6: no idea. i just swapped that stuff out for the fullpath, but gernika reminded me that one can usese readlink -f
phf: i think that's the errors from environment variables not being set
phf: mod6: that's the last part of readme, you want to build with gmake instead of make (pkg_add gmake)
mod6: ( i patched in ascii's dump/eat block as well, but got a bunch of errors I didn't get last time ): http://dpaste.com/0C67TTN.txt
assbot: 'Hackers' give orders to German missile battery - The Local ... ( http://bit.ly/1LRh8Au )
asciilifeform off to eat
asciilifeform: the realization comes from the fact that you don't really need accurate time, just an oscillator that is reasonably independence of amplitude
asciilifeform: other folks can perhaps work it out if i say that the solution is based on dynamic 'predator-prey' equilibrium
asciilifeform: which is why before saying any more, i will have to model it.
asciilifeform: not sure how much good this'll do anyone.
assbot: Logged on 07-07-2015 18:51:43; ascii_field: let's imagine, briefly, that i ~do~ find.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-07-2015#1191623 << that one ☝︎
shinohai passes a glass of his Absinthe to asciilifeform
asciilifeform: the ~other~ time
trinque sounds the horn
trinque: asciilifeform: time?
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu i'm pretty sure i... solved it!
trinque: "this one out of the set" vs "this one" vs "that" ... so on
trinque: all the articles for example
trinque: having merely dabbled in german, there seems to be a preciseness or specificity to it
shinohai: Nearly every one I have met speaks far better English than half the Americans I know.
trinque: you just grow up knowing that "*der* Tisch"
trinque: near as I can tell, there is no logic to them
trinque: german I've yet to get past the myriad articles
shinohai: I'm ok with Spanish. Could probably carry on a convo though it has been a while/
williamdunne notably did qualify for a non-state school scholarship at a language school, after passing the aptitude tests. Further highlighting the failure of state education
shinohai: I speak fluent Taco Bell
williamdunne: In fairness, even in RO I could understand half the crap because its still latin
williamdunne: I couldn't even update "Ich bin zwolf jahre alt" to make sense in my current state without the assistance from google translate.
trinque: took spanish in high school; I can understand more than I can say
trinque: there, that about does it for my german
williamdunne: I had compulsory German and French lessons for 4 years in state education. Went about as well as expected. My entire vocabulary in both languages is "Bonjour", "Guten Tag", "Ich habe ein gross hose schlange", and "Ich bin zwolf jahre alt", along with a few words of no use on their own
mod6: i used to be fairly fluent 10 years ago, now. not so much lol.