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mircea_popescu: i suppose "an actual cryptovault you will never, ever crack" goes into the pile of things the republic is going to strike back with if rattled enough.
asciilifeform: the one thing i don't get is why the fuck these people never set up a btc node on the victim's box
asciilifeform: (everything build with vs, plenty of identifying strings littered therein, as is the custom, uses hardcoded dns turds, etc.)
asciilifeform: but given what it describes, the idiot prolly confessed on some phorum
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: describes only the exe
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform kinda too lazy to read, but what did they do, caught some derp's gf's mother's (she was underage) cc on coinbase or what.
asciilifeform: https://securelist.com/blog/virus-watch/67699/a-nightmare-on-malware-street << their paper re: 'coinvault' (one of the two trojans in question.) good for some lulz for mats, diametric, and anybody else who goes in for this
mircea_popescu: "so then what hope for anarcho-syndicalism is there ???" you mean that enchanted land where you don't have to work because you're somehow rich and yet idiots being rich does not degrade richdom ? plus you have "all the choices" but never have to take one to get there ? "yes!!!!"
mircea_popescu: this is the overarching point. idiot : "bitcoin empowers idiots just like me". no, it doesn't.
asciilifeform: these were TARDS
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 13:22:47; punkman: "The ransomware authors are arrested and all existing keys have been added to our database."
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313820 << oh for fuxsake, did you READ the analysis ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: Short of cauterizing your own genitals, nothing seems like it would change who you are like speaking in an-other's language. Blech, I'd rather wear someone else's underwear, no thanks, I'll take the 12 credits but no way am I retaining anything."
mircea_popescu: "If you want to watch these invisible unconscious defenses play out right in front of you, in real time, in a real way, watch an adult American try to learn a second language.
mircea_popescu: no better dad, BE the better dad.
punkman: mircea_popescu: also "I wish I was rich, maybe if I had an offshore trust"
mircea_popescu: it's like the matrix, see. take the red pill of escaping censorship into the loving embrace of the nsa ofshots!
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 13:55:14; mircea_popescu: eagerly awayting the amir taaki - mike what's his name NEWTHEREUM!!11 next spring.
shinohai would not be surprised to hear of XThereum soon http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313837 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: seems the entire "bitcoin is for crymynalzzzz" is more of the same "i wish i was cool, maybe if i put this hat on ?"
mircea_popescu: all the pants wetting about "Assasination markets" and whatnot is probably misplaced.
mircea_popescu: so far there's been "o noes drug market!11"
punkman: mircea_popescu: it's not so bad for the competent, is it?
davout: just not the same retarded stuff, "but nao with chinese translashun!1"
mircea_popescu: davout what exactly are they gonna do, go take up gardening ?
mircea_popescu: <davout> "Bitcoin XT: a project run by two men << who are the men ?!
mircea_popescu: eagerly awayting the amir taaki - mike what's his name NEWTHEREUM!!11 next spring. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: <btcdrak> Mike is an outright liar. << this is neither surprising nor remarkable by this point.
mircea_popescu: word. "why can't i quit pop culture ?" "because to you it's a solution, not a problem."
mircea_popescu: "There is no information there. It is there in order for you to talk about it-- so you have something to talk to others about, through a screen darkly or face to face, because if it weren't for these meaningless media stories which includes all partisan politics people would have nothing to say to each other, and society's collapse into hikikomori narcissism would be total. Which is why it is correct to say that pop
mircea_popescu: "The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas, Nev., has come under scrutiny since one of its patrons suffered an actual heart attack while eating a Triple Bypass Burger there earlier this week."
shinohai: r/dogecoin lulz "yay we matter! skids want to get paid in our scamcoinz!" https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/3r51o8/anime_streaming_website_got_hacked_hackers_want/
punkman: "The ransomware authors are arrested and all existing keys have been added to our database." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: btcdrak BashCo hi theee
shinohai: Not like anyone is twisting anyone's arm and forcing them to run core, or anything else for that matter.
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 11:06:23; btcdrak: can you smell the desperation now? https://medium.com/@octskyward/on-block-sizes-e047bc9f830#.eflnvw6u2
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313783 <<< This sounds like sour grapes xD ☝︎
btcdrak: the whole thing is so crass
davout: "Bitcoin XT: a project run by two men who already shipped a compromise solution that reflects the demands of miners, users and companies." <<< it strikes me as weird then that "users", "miners", and "companies" aren't running it, why could it be?
davout: and obviously, most of these stances are taken by the marketing derps, while the actual people who actually hold their business together are too busy not caring and working on actual problems anyway
btcdrak: in fact, most of what he's written in that article is an outright lie
btcdrak: What he means is a few companies that dont even run their own full nodes but have millions in VC capital have said they support BIP101
btcdrak: "In talking with miners and companies, one thing I’m hearing repeatedly is “we will wait for the second conference in December. If there’s no progress by then, we’ll switch to BIP 101”.
davout: btcdrak: the "chinese translation here" is pretty lulzy too
btcdrak: can you smell the desperation now? https://medium.com/@octskyward/on-block-sizes-e047bc9f830#.eflnvw6u2 ☟︎
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.07718066 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b58
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.04130723 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b57
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 07:15:28; BingoBoingo: Very swift was Buterin's fall from writing like a 19 year old to writing like a 29 year old desperate to keep the VC cock interested in his fading twink looks so he could keep up the gay for pay
BingoBoingo: But for srs, isn't that the Startup incubators eating college kids racket in a nutshell. 19 year old buterin taking it in the ass for money. Aged as though he's thirty he can't the the VC money, he gets the crack rock every fifth blowie in an alley money.
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BingoBoingo: !s See the advantages: you can reprogram the faux vroom speaker for horse whinny.
BingoBoingo: Very swift was Buterin's fall from writing like a 19 year old to writing like a 29 year old desperate to keep the VC cock interested in his fading twink looks so he could keep up the gay for pay ☟︎
ben_vulpes gaily refuses to give a shit about ethereum
mircea_popescu: supposedly there exist suckers buying into this. like supposedly there existed suckers buying into the original "sale". right-o. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: on 4 oct, last time it was 3, the "mkt cap" was 50mn. now 80mn. because sure, 60% inflation month to month, this works now.
mircea_popescu: from 1.x to 4 then to 3 then rebound then... then what ?
assbot: Botnet Takes Over Twitch Install and Partially Installs Gentoo - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnZeWH )
mircea_popescu: YO STUPID WOMEN : SHUT THE FUCK UP. nobody, really, literally, nobody wants to see or hear you. the kitchen is good enough.
mircea_popescu: for fucks sake these dumb bitches. \
mircea_popescu: yet i am a self-deluded imbecile, who imagines she still has something to say in spite of that.
mircea_popescu: "Disclaimer: I am not a kernel programmer, so I may have am certain I have misinterpreted some of the technical aspects of Linus’s original post."
mircea_popescu: The reason I think women are hot today is that they are today, not that they are hot. I watch pornos from the seventies and I think to myself, "well, it would be better than bestiality, I guess."
punkman: http://catcode.com/comments/2015/cf20151101.html trolol
fluffypony: it's just ircing on the cake
BingoBoingo: Apparently bear fight like the morbidly obese: "According to court records, Hopkins went to feed the bears, which was part of his job. “He entered the bear pen and began to place food out. Once inside, nothing separated him from the bears. At some point while Hopkins was working, the largest bear, Red, attacked him. The bear knocked Hopkins to the ground, sat on him, and bit his leg, knee and rear-end."
assbot: Grizzly Bear Gets All Harsh With Stoner | The Fix ... ( http://bit.ly/1GWRytS )
BingoBoingo: Bears are supposed to be a measure of culture though. If meet a bear and it mauls you your culture sucks. If you meet a bear and it shares your booze, your culture is enlightened. If the bear buggers you stop hanging around furries.
BingoBoingo: Seriously.Though it would be something to see a bear holding hands in a circle growling out a serenity prayer.
asciilifeform: first they ban old fashioned bear baiting, before long it'll be mandatory patek philip and butt piracy for everyone
assbot: A New Detox—for Drunken Bears | The Fix ... ( http://bit.ly/1GWPRwK )
BingoBoingo: The stories at Thinker's Anonymous have to suck
mircea_popescu: i wager no fucking higher power would as much as sneeze on this one.
asciilifeform: 'To this day I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. It reached down and cupped me in Its hands, lifting me up from my hole. As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster.'
mircea_popescu: there's nothing to fix here. these aren't problems people get. these are problems things trying to masquerade as people get.
mircea_popescu: EVEN IF they find some way to "fix it" what they'll have found is a way to make empty bottles fake fullness for longer than anyone'd care to inquire.
mircea_popescu: this acting like every vessel that didn't happen to get a soul at fill-up is nevertheless full and should be given attention... sigh.
mircea_popescu: "go kill yourself. now. this is the best thing any specialist could ever tell you, and the only thing that you really should hear, from anyone. you are an unfortunately failed experiment in biocombinatorics. end it already, it's both uninteresting and wasteful."
asciilifeform: (this circa 1997. for some reason the copy on his www omits the date)
mircea_popescu: the obnoxious thing is that tlp fucking coddles the fucktard.
asciilifeform: 'It started with Mortimer J Adler and his 'How to Read a Book'. I bought it about two years ago, and shortly after that time I became fixated on the idea of getting a liberal education and reading the Great Books.' >> blatant ripoff of http://mazepath.com/uncleal/think.htm
asciilifeform had to go and look both of'em up
mircea_popescu: sadly they're the pathetic us passive-agressive reinterpretations thereof.
asciilifeform: if these are subvarieties of thrashing - then yes
mircea_popescu: from the anal child files : http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/02/my_fiancee_is_pushing_me_away.html
mircea_popescu: lately. Now that I'm nearing the end of my academic career, I'm starting to freak out about my career potential, and the related anxiety has me neglecting school work even further."
mircea_popescu: "I'm an economics major who doesn't know what the hell he is going to do for a career after graduating, and frankly doesn't feel qualified to do very much. I went into university thinking that I would try for medical school, but I was one of those kids in high school who got good grades without trying very hard, and my nearly non-existent study habits have left me with a C average, although even that has been slipping
mircea_popescu: (to mr pig, to mrs cow and up the girl's butt, a pickle)
asciilifeform: and the-ONLY-MOTHERFUCKING-PORTABLE-COMPS-THAT-WORK
mircea_popescu: (to the gent, pork, to the lady, veal, and to the miss in the back, a pickle.)
mircea_popescu: waiter, yelling out the order to cook : "la domnu' porc, la doamna vaca si la domnisoara-n fund un castravete."
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 03:47:46; mircea_popescu: "What is actually going on is that Apple is attempting to signal to the derps who willingly buy their fashion goods that actual rich people also buy those things." etc
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313566 << i might have said this before, and ben_vulpes can no doubt explain it better still, but apple makes two entirely separate classes of thing, even if sometimes they are contained in a single box ☝︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: we have the mega-canonical 'казнить нельзя помиловать'
mircea_popescu: romanian has an entire chapter dedicated to these. the fundamental attribution error, in romanian, is the confusion between 2nd line attribute and agent-complement
assbot: DEA Recruitment Hurts Texas Trucking Co. | The Fix ... ( http://bit.ly/1NLyOxa )
BingoBoingo: Too old to be news https://www.thefix.com/content/texas-truck-company-DEA-agent90446
mircea_popescu: * asciilifeform spoke to brother
phf: oh yeah american ninja might've been from rental, but then i have no idea what was on those tapes. the only stuff i do remember are commercials for transformers and hot wheels
asciilifeform spoke to brother of poettering, drepper, et al, and he replied 'wouldn't it be interesting if someone built a thing where people signed code with pgp and rated one another and...'
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 03:34:54; phf: our moscow neighbor was a burned kgb spy, who upon his return from washington in the late 80s brought with him 5 boxes of tapes, recorded from u.s. cable television, commercials and all. i remember watching the whole thing, but i wouldn't be able to recall any specifics. i'm pretty sure it had the entire american ninja there, for example