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mircea_popescu: "nigga, they did what ?!"
mircea_popescu: myeah. HP could simply not believe the story.
mircea_popescu: i think the total loot for this grand scheme was around 5k or so.
mircea_popescu: this was done by the actual owner packing the laptops in his own personal car.
mircea_popescu: to return on their own (more permissive) return policy.
mircea_popescu: i'll beat that story : a major romanian retailer bought ~100 laptops off a competitor, which the competitor was selling discounted,
mircea_popescu: pankkake the people filling captchas by hand also provide some convenience for some buyers.
mircea_popescu: more like a tupperware party than an auction, but anyway.
mircea_popescu: i nearly fell over laughing, all the housewives being all business-serious and bidding a hundred on some lamp
mircea_popescu: and buying crap she resold in her shop and online
mircea_popescu: anyway, i was once with this chick who actually lived off going to no name auctions
mircea_popescu: mike_c should be a crime if you ask me.
mircea_popescu: in this parallel universe you can have an auction with a "starting bid" of 1 and a "reserve" of 10 which means that unless it reaches 10 the item doesn't sell.
mircea_popescu: i've seen this.
mircea_popescu: mike_c they do this thing where they announce a "starting bid" but it's not the actual starting bid
mircea_popescu: obamacare v2.
mircea_popescu: jborkl can you imagine how the nyse would look if they'd get a call in the matter ?
mircea_popescu: is this going to be some sort of "all you need is love" thing ?
mircea_popescu: who doesn't need a bitcoin ?
mircea_popescu: this isn;'t a bad thing.
mircea_popescu: pankkake looky. some people think mpex is inaccesible and so go flock on btctctetc
mircea_popescu: that was fast.
mircea_popescu: dammit
mircea_popescu: well... as safe as it's ever been...
mircea_popescu: o wait nm, the 10% out of the 1% huh.
mircea_popescu: wait. it stands at ~9k profit with 10% fees?!
mircea_popescu: then it's definitely more than the average car.
mircea_popescu: o they hiked it ?
mircea_popescu: this is more than the average car.
mircea_popescu: so the value there is 1% of 478 btc minus whatever discount ?
mircea_popescu: ah ah
mircea_popescu: !jd
mircea_popescu: say a bitcent or w/e
mircea_popescu: pankkake i think some of the older people with actual wallets send a little just out of sheer trollery
mircea_popescu: pankkake you know, i should prolly have pr make a trhead, MPOE BONDS LOST 3K LAST MONTH~!11 plz donate.
mircea_popescu: the redditization of bitcoin drama
mircea_popescu: jborkl pretty much.
mircea_popescu: and like the proverbial soviet geezers we'll go "do you remember how great it was back when it was horribly bad ?"
mircea_popescu: it strikes me that maybe not many years later we will look upon the early days with nostalgia, drowned in a sea of banal crap.
mircea_popescu: you know i think the drama engine is getting old.
mircea_popescu: bah these forum digests are indigest.
mircea_popescu: omg leave britney alone.
mircea_popescu: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:12f6abe25d7cb14f088f737e75749f27e97964533753251ca2eb4ee3
mircea_popescu: ;;eauth mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: stephengandel you know, you write a lot. i thought the job of the senior editor is more along the lines of throwing out the hard work of all the junior editors.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell smickles hey, tactm changed bitcoincharts api json url cause he could. gotta use http://api.bitcoincharts.com/v1/weighted_prices.json now
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
mircea_popescu: jesus the whole system is breaking down.
mircea_popescu: !ticker
mircea_popescu: hm.
mircea_popescu: $avg
mircea_popescu: i think namworld was doing it at some point at least.
mircea_popescu: stephengandel depends of what your idea of shorting bitcoins is like. but you can buy puts through a broker, yes.
mircea_popescu: pankkake this is why you keep a bottle of nice cognac or tuica or w/e on hand.
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: got a lot of daily mail in your treasure chest ?
mircea_popescu: actual science from telegraph.co ?
mircea_popescu: trying shit out.
mircea_popescu: stephengandel don't sweat it, the internet is for
mircea_popescu: pankkake http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/xnatalie_portman_facial.jpg.pagespeed.ic.c--jPUhJTe.jpg
mircea_popescu: give the man time :D
mircea_popescu: benkay he's probably not found the bottom bar to type in yet
mircea_popescu: ;;bcstats
mircea_popescu: stephengandel welcome.
mircea_popescu: chokers, corsets, garters an' heels.
mircea_popescu: chokers are cool.
mircea_popescu: but yeah, i guess i must have confused it with some other movie
mircea_popescu: it s a choker lol
mircea_popescu: pankkake i dunno, that little boy look...
mircea_popescu: KRS|gotyawallet that's not her, get outta here.
mircea_popescu: their butthurt at their idol's failure having just about healed past denial
mircea_popescu: anyway, getting back on topic for just a moment, from what i'm seeing the internet metal bugs are actually beginning to move to crypto.
mircea_popescu: nothing public.
mircea_popescu: KRS|gotyawallet only while pubescent. luc besson got obsessed with her, cast her as joan of arc and she sucked balls.
mircea_popescu: pas meme etre montenegrette...
mircea_popescu: she could sing non, je ne regrete rien
mircea_popescu: shouldn't it be montenegrette ?
mircea_popescu: She considers herself both Russian and Montenegrin
mircea_popescu: haha
mircea_popescu: mila jovovich
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla hey was that chick in fifth element somalian too ?
mircea_popescu: or you could make your own
mircea_popescu: you could actually use cinematic 35mm film too,
mircea_popescu: even winding is separated from shutter cocking!
mircea_popescu: https://www.google.com/search?complete=0&q=smena << and this is the smena.
mircea_popescu: mgs = manual genital stimulation.
mircea_popescu: and no, i had a smecma.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` good luck with your tomograph.
mircea_popescu: does it have MGS!!1
mircea_popescu: mgs ?
mircea_popescu: elite had it!
mircea_popescu: benkay it's funny that the game requires the playerbase to use a lot of math, which the developers themselves can't apply.
mircea_popescu: no dude, attaching your ship to the spacestation.
mircea_popescu: ew.
mircea_popescu: they totally should bring back manual docking.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/have-you-played-elite-back-in-the-80s/
mircea_popescu: exactly.
mircea_popescu: roughly elite, if you've played that.
mircea_popescu: wtf, it's barely at the level of a 1990 atari game.
mircea_popescu: the game is notoriously boring, as far as the actual gameplay goes.