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asciilifeform: they're phasing out classic ('2g') gsm here, and the vintage units soon-ish will no longer connect
asciilifeform: i ended up digging through pile of these when looked for 'dumbphone with whitelist knob' coupla yrs ago
mp_en_viaje: sad, too, i'd have actually carried it as accessory.
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: well-known scamola. there's a pseudo-nokia 'remake' on same shitware.
mp_en_viaje: nfi, it runs java or some shit. basically loses about 10% of the voice load, can barely understand what user is saying
BingoBoingo: SMS not free here either, funnels derps into Whatsapp as the universally agreed upon replacement.
asciilifeform: lemme guess, it was the faux-razor where emulator in java
mp_en_viaje: btw, saw a very cool thing, basically a modern remake of ye olde razor. fliphone, all elegant and shit. bought it, only to discover...
asciilifeform: i'm speaking of the 'spend $$$/mo' people
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, well, i don't use the derpy smartphones
asciilifeform: lolwtf. whatever happened to 'voip' etc
mp_en_viaje: i suppose this is even a trope
diana_coman: mp_en_viaje: ugh, from direct experience I can tell you some find it very easy to spend 50hours/month calling - I knew girls who were literally ALL the time on the phone
mp_en_viaje: and i started WAY the fuck before ~everyone else.
mp_en_viaje: how the fuck can you spend 50 hrs/month calling is anyone's guess, i'm not sure i spent that long on the phone since i was born
mp_en_viaje: i suspect, specifically because these tards are so awkward, calling someone is "too much pressure".
mp_en_viaje: point in case : 5 euro buys you phone line with all sorts of free, EXCEPT sms. those are 1 cent ea. get me ? voice calls, those are free (in most circumstances, and 3k monthly minutes for the one combination of exceptional things where they actuallt charge something). but not sms-en.
mp_en_viaje: there's ~fewer~ people here derping on their phones non stop, us-style "either actively eating or pissing, else clucking at shiny screen". nevertheless, millenial awkwardness is quite omnipresent.
mp_en_viaje: meanwhile i'm sitting in this cafe, the table next, 4 chicks, one overweight, cucky dood. the table further away, three chicks, one overweight, cuky dood. the bar, three doods, salivatinursing beers.
mp_en_viaje: PeterL, michigan used to be like the pollution capital of the us, at some point. deindustrialization has its advantages huh.
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: many 'secret' hobos, who still can afford to run auto, and live in that
mp_en_viaje: really put the acceptance of "this statistics thing, is genuine science" to the test. then we took to retrospective fambly history, even more horrified. "omg it's true"
PeterL: <+asciilifeform> 0 in usa meet spec, unless i suppose you go to the mountains << I dunno about that, there are plenty of clean air parks around where I live
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, i remember doing the math sometime, much to us-born chicks' shock and awe, came out that ANY US CITIZEN has ~50% chances to be hobo during lifetime.
mp_en_viaje: german cops very useful btw, they know where shit is!
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: in ustarded cities, 5-10% of population is hobo. but Official Troof is that 0. hence various machinations to hide'em
asciilifeform: and just try an' lie down & read book
mp_en_viaje: so if she leans over to kiss you she'll get stabbed in the tit ?
asciilifeform: they go in the middle of bench (or if it is longer than 2 arses' width, they make arse-sized slots )
mp_en_viaje: where do the spikes go ?
mp_en_viaje: i don't think i've ever seen one...
PeterL: none of the parks here have anti-hobo spikes
asciilifeform: 0 in usa meet spec, unless i suppose you go to the mountains
mp_en_viaje: what is the point of a spiked bench ? ritual object ?
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, there's a lot of female-fat tolerance in tico culture too.
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, well, the 1.40 up to MAYBE 2 or so, is quite recent. germany is shockingly cheap for cabs, especially if one considers the exceptional quality.
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: as i understand ( from mp_en_viaje's chronicles no less ) they do. but usually in arabistan, where they somehow like fat
mp_en_viaje: there's a large contingent of indiana/ohio/whatever ~0 sexual market value wilting cows coming to costa rica to score husband.
asciilifeform: just last night, asciilifeform takes walk with pet, and 'hey , why can't we have parks here'
asciilifeform: PeterL: i suspect defensive mechanism. most of these folx, if went even to timis, would come home and eat their .45
PeterL: I have a co-worker, every year she goes to Vegas for a week (with her mother), buys some purses and eats junk food. I don't understand it.
mp_en_viaje: meanwhile new york, say la guardia to empire state, bout 10km or so, 40 bucks easy.
mp_en_viaje: euro i mean. but whatever, it's not THAT bad.
mp_en_viaje: and then it's like... 1mark40 per km. gimme a break, really ?
mp_en_viaje: even fucking germany is cheap as dirt. for one thing, they show up within 3-4 minutes in these utter boats of a mercedes or w/e, you've never seen cars like that outside an imaginary 50s us.
asciilifeform: or the palaces, which cost less than a decent auto in clintonistan
asciilifeform: and yes not only food. cab ride around town in timis - ~$1 . (washingtonistan, similar kilometrage : ~100)
PeterL: we did disney (everybody kept telling us the kids would live it!) I regret it, was not worth the price
mp_en_viaje will end up there too, at some point.
asciilifeform: the only item that aint cheap is passport, lol
asciilifeform: errything cheap there. we had coupla thrds.
mp_en_viaje: people tend to overfavour the shit they heard about, and to their own detriment.
asciilifeform: the most galling thing is that actual food in ro, costs <= to what pig slop costs in ameritardistan.
mp_en_viaje: just saying, you know, what do people do for vacation. used to be "go to vegas", okay, i get it, high roller, picking up the casino cocksuckers cold and shit. fine, fine. most people now there, wasting their life a coin at a time on the dingdingmachines would be so much happier somewhere ~they never heard of~.
mp_en_viaje: pay money to wait in line, i could never understand those people.
mp_en_viaje: better than blowing the ~same load over at disneywor;d or w/e, esp if it's the 5th trip or some shit.
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje : asciilifeform + pet still not recovered from doing this in '17!1111 nao errything tasteslikeshit
mp_en_viaje: gotta go to yurp sometime. everything's cheap these days, a grand or so for airfare ain't the end of the world. stay a week or two, try the cheeses, have definite, personal experience for rest of life. it's no tthe worst way to spend a vacation,
mp_en_viaje: bankers also not web experts, hopefully they put their own data in the "banking app", as opposed to "tell web designer to make some accounts there too"
mp_en_viaje: and also hire someone off fiver to "do copywright" ?
mp_en_viaje: PeterL, but WHY ? "could be different people, the one who cuts, and the one who sutures". yes, could. hanbot's surgeon came to inspect room and bathroom next day.
PeterL: could be different people, the one who buys and the one who makes website
mp_en_viaje: you'd want to break into my wine cellar and steal some bottles ~because i bought them~. specifically because, my cellar doesnt contain the contents of a crashed delivery van.
mp_en_viaje: problem with that approach is that the somebody ~didn't specifically buy~.
PeterL: my guess is somebody looked at the case of cheeses and just wrote down whatever the biggest word they saw on the labels
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, i don' t begrudge supermaerket brands their discretion. but if you're trying for the upscale colonials, you'd gotta be an idiot to put up this visibly intern-made list. only impression it produces is "the author has no fucking idea what he's talking about".
mp_en_viaje: and so scrolling to france : Henri Hutin 60% Brie is correctly indicated, though i'd never buy it, wtf hutin. meanwhile "Raclette" gimme a break. why not "cheese", be done with it.
asciilifeform: lol picture if they somehow had to print the troof on the package. '10% mass brutto : coffee imported from zimbabwe ; 90% -- sawdust sweepings from sawmill in montgomery, alabama' etc
PeterL: it's like the tex-mex style restraunt that says $item comes made with a "white queso blanco cheese"
asciilifeform: price , for edible cheese , tends to 100 - 200 $ / kg.
PeterL: right, some descriptions could improve the list
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: near as i can tell , ~nobody in north amer knows how to make edible soft cheese. hard -- some (at exorbitant price) yes
mp_en_viaje: PeterL, ah i see, after the fold. sure, "Parmigiano Reggiano", why not, if it's what it says it's what it says. though "pecorino reserva" for instance, says nothing to me.
asciilifeform: how they do the import, i do not know to this day
mp_en_viaje: anyways, it's a thing, people can rationalize it to themselves as "well, he likes anchovies, so this is like that"
asciilifeform: these here also. i grew up with the riga (i shit thee not, there is a gost standard, and they still bake to it..) variant tho
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: the 1 in glass jar ?
PeterL: the majority of list there is imported from Europe
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, i tend to buy the lithuanian variant.
mp_en_viaje: PeterL, not to be an ass, but direct experience over years has by now convinced me it simply can't be the case new world makes cheese.
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: they do!
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, i don't expect you'd find it most places, really. do they sell it in maryland ?
asciilifeform: for some reason they dun sell the riga sprat in ro, i cannot fathom why; but only weird german knockoff
PeterL: speaking of cheese, I have heard this local party store has a strangely amazing selection of cheese https://eastmanpartystore.com/gourmet/cheeses/
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: funnily enuff, when i was in ro bought sample of erry tin claiming to contain sprat. then brought home and sampled. not 1 compares to the gost standard riga item.
mp_en_viaje: to get back to numbers, if your per-capita budget is in the 2-3k, the marginal addition needn't even be specifically financed. but it's sub 500 in any case. she can't fucking live on 500 a month anywhere else.
mp_en_viaje: "they had sprots, so i bought three dozen cans" incidentals way, way the fuck overwhelm any "well, i now have to buy flower ever slightly more often, nooblet also eats bread".
mp_en_viaje: but anyway, if your per-capita budget is 2-3k, which is luxuriously generous in my experience, half a dozen actives means you can afford to rent whatever the fuck, and adding a 7th will positively not show in the grocery weeklies.
mp_en_viaje: including Z shaped porn couch, quite satisfyingly hosts 3+ on their back.
mp_en_viaje: PeterL, which is deeply fucking ridiculous, for one thing he's away from cheeseland anyway, and for the other cheeses transport. except the fresh stuff, of course-- i bought some urda you couldn't believe.
mp_en_viaje: sent a half dozen to neighbour, too (specifically because by now i know how to work the tolerances into the experimental data). poor woman nearly inhaled them. "omg so good". yes, duh, have some elbow-made mayo sometime, half the calories, twice the epicurean gainz.
mp_en_viaje had deviled eggs made yest. 16 eggs = 32 halves + 7 for mayo. in other words, whole fucking carton, plus lb of deli meat etc. all went within the day, but i care not -- next time, 45!
asciilifeform: [insert thrd here]
PeterL: we could rehash the convo where I say "you could move over here and get twice the floor for half the cost" and then you say "but muh fancy cheezes!"
mp_en_viaje: a pot that feeds five, will feed six.
mp_en_viaje: consdier that it is A LOT cheaper for you to host marginal added girl than for her to "live independently".
mp_en_viaje: can't limit self by walls -- it's not a prison, it's a house, meaning walls are cut according to your size, and not your size according to walls.
mp_en_viaje: hey, i constantly end up with this problem, and my answer is always the same : get satellite dwelling, then get larger main, then end up getting satellite again, and so on.
asciilifeform: leaving aside the matter where asciilifeform's meat-training skill is approx on par with his mig pilotage skill -- mp_en_viaje would bust gut laffing if he knew how uniquely poor asciilifeform is set up for subj. e.g. as it is , i dun even have physical sq. metrage for a hypothetical #3 crew.
mp_en_viaje: it's always best to fail at taking over the world, than to succeed at taking over wales.