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ith: I could buy a bit more, but
that's risky. I might be
throwing my money away
ith: I don't
think we have any of
those around here,
thankfully
ith: I have about $40 worth of bitcoin, given it's current price on my
two years out of date internet
BingoBoingo: generally near ginko
trees is where you'd encounter it
punkman: ith, should send your bitcoin
to BB for safekeeping
ith: How do I know where I might come into contact with ginko
tree pollen?
BingoBoingo: ith: You should be safe for some
time if you avoid plus sized models and ginko
tree pollen
ith: And
too intelligent. And
too unwilling
to go along with
their plans (for
the New World Order, and
the like)
ith: They don't like me, I'm afraid. I'm
too good
ith: Was
Trump elected? Did he
take office. If he did, how and why did he leave office?
ith: I don't have much
time, and I might not get
the chance
to speak again. Why don't you give me some information
that I can use while I'm here? I could be cut off
tomorrow
ith: What happened
to InfoWars?
ith: What about
Texas? What's going on with
them?
They were opposing
the New World Order
ith: Who controls
the military now?
ith: I downloaded a porn video from a site specializing in making people cuckold a week or so ago. I need more information please. It would have
to have been serious. How did
the president leave office?
ith: How did
the US come
to not have a president?
BingoBoingo: punkman: And not a
tail either, other side of
the perineum
ith: And please answer
the above questions
ith: Someone let me out of
this prison you put me in
ith: I don't know of any animals
that have six legs
ith: That's
true, and I
thought of
that... however
the problem is
that
to get me
those coins,
they would have
to compromise
the wallet I'd use
to receive
them, and my computer would stay compromised
BingoBoingo: 7 legs, lots of
teeth, but very slow. Well
the seventh isn't
technically a leg...
punkman: you can buy cheaper bitcoins
two years ago
ith: I can't stay stuck
two years in
the past
ith: What
the heck does
that mean?
BingoBoingo: ;;later
tell ith You'll find out once
these
things reach your
time.
ith: I'm going
to have
to disappear in about 30 minutes. Any answers
to
the above questions would be appreciated when you're back
BingoBoingo: brb, gotta
take
this womp out while I still have a back door
BingoBoingo: !up punkman You know
the minivan sized furballs
that are a pestillence on
the North America continent during our as opposed
to ith's current epoch
BingoBoingo: Womp's not gone yet, just stopped back inside
to get an axe
punkman: we don't have
Trump in 1832, sorry
ith: Perhaps you'd care
to answer some of
the questions above
that I put
to BingoBoingo?
ith: I don't know. What's his real name? I don't
think I've chatted with him on IRC
ith: When do I get put back on
the /live/ internet, and not
this
two year out of date
thing?
ith: People are screwing with me from down stairs right now -- you know
that right? -- when you just decided
to run off out
to
the garden...
ith: Trump seemed
to be a half decent contender. Did he actually get elected?
ith: But what happened
to get rid of
the president,
though? And which president was -- what -- booted out?
ith: How did
the president go down, or fail
to get elected / come into office?
ith: No president, no economy.
That can't be a good
time
ith: Well if
there's no president, how are
things working in
the United States? What's life like for a person down
there?
ith: I see.
Totally chaos down
there? Civil war? Anarachy?
ith: You're just going
to keep me locked up, here?
ith: So you're not going
to fill me in
ith: What's going on with
the economy in
the US? and who is
the current US president?
ith: or delayed
two years, rather
ith: My news is
two years out of date :\
ith: And isn't
the 0.25% yearly? What happened
to get it switched
to monthly?
ith: When did it get raised up from 0.25%? (whatever bond interest rate
that is, which was previously 0%)
punkman: ith,
there are many forks, some people are at year 1437, you claim
to be in 2017, but I'm
telling ya 1832 is where it's at
ith: mircea_popescu: why don't you help me out with
this
Quent: BingoBoingo, yes, but it is just you who is not accepting it and
that makes no difference whatever
to yourself or
the network
BingoBoingo: Quent: Nah,
the special segwit
transactions are noise until proven otherwise
ith: Where is
the Japanese guy?
Quent: like with SW, you can not upgrade all you want, but if everyone else does, and especially if
the miners do,
then you are forked off if not upgraded
BingoBoingo: But because
the "network" accepts new stuff doesn't mean I have
to
Quent: softforking seems
to me
to simply be a deceptive way for miners
to rule and
the network have no say...
Quent: yes, but
the network is accepting
the new stuff,
therefore
the network has forked you off
ith: And I'm sure you will give
the same answer again /next/ year about >2LSD
punkman: ith, you are on a
time soft-fork, you need
to find way back
to 1832
Quent: but, conceptually as well, if an older node considers
the new rules
to be just noise
the older node is effectively forked off...
ith: And you gave me
the same >2LSD code answer last year. Please explain yourself
Quent: you just make it super complex
to jump
through a lot of hoops...
Quent: and
that's according
to gmaxwell...
BingoBoingo: Quent:
They really don't.
The
test is whether or not node sealed in concrete without admin port needs chiseled out or not
ith: It IS 2017. Please explain what you are doing
to me
ith: You know
that I am not lying
ith: No, it is not. Please
tell me
the
truth
ith: So guys. I know you've been playing
tricks on me. Care
to
tell me why all
the receipts I get are saying 2015, and my computer clock says 2015, when it's actually 2017????!!!
Quent: hmm, guess america is asleep huh so should prob come back in
the evening
Quent: you guys in favour of blocksize increase now in
the Bitcoin Unlimited style?
BingoBoingo: ;;later
tell mod6 So far President Hussein Bahamas claims
to not have plans
to bomb Missouri levees
to save Cairo crack houses,
though he "might have
to"
https://archive.is/o0wyJ BingoBoingo still astounded
that after playing music on computers for 11 years he still only managed
to find cmus in 2015
copypaste: A business based on lying
to your partners is sure
to fail; just a WoT suspends
the failure by not letting any moron join in on
the fun of
transacting
copypaste: And if one lets it slip what of
the others ?
copypaste: I'm sure Bitcoin-averse bank branches will soon catch on
to
the computer nerds walking in and all depositing cash
to
the same account, no?
BingoBoingo: That actually used
to be SOP among -otc
traders
copypaste: Surely,
this will go well for everyone involved.
copypaste: "a. Important: Do not mention bitcoin
to
the
teller as banks are reluctant
to work with bitcoin and may deny
the deposit with no reason why.
BingoBoingo: Well,
these are
the
things you learn having visited
the bitinstant website in August 2012
copypaste: Those
things are usually constrained
to ring
tones and so on
copypaste: Indeed, and most definitely
they fradualently applied for
the SMS payment network
BingoBoingo: At
the point you partner up
to an SMS payment network you're asking for
the
telecom regulators
to plumb your butt on
top of everyone else
copypaste: I had no idea
they were using
that SNS system
copypaste: You have
to be a complete fool
to
think
that
the regime with
the most strict "money laundering" laws would allow
that
to continue for any amount of
time
BingoBoingo: How
the fuck do you not attract all of
the attention doing
that.
BingoBoingo: Blockchain.info integrated
that one from bitinstant at one point
BingoBoingo: To be fair charlie also single dollars at a
time
too. He even for a while did
the fucking SMS deal
that bills a phone company.
copypaste: At least Charlie laundered millions of dollars,
they'll be going
to jail over 50 cups of coffee and some $1 prostitution ads
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