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mircea_popescu: the recent debias-otp-plaintext thing being a splendid if amusing example in this exact line.
assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 23:53:20; asciilifeform: or that other thread, which i can't seem to find, where we spoke of how 'maths wot is not essential for being published, but for even having publishable ideas instead of burning your life on fibonacci sequences or some other solved/irrelevant dead end'
thestringpuller: ascii_butugychag you sound like the health food store people. "drink this dewormer before you enter"
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag self-directed education always looks like this.
punkman: the timecube motherlode http://editionsassailly.com/dissidents_english.htm
ascii_butugychag: i always found interesting the kind of lice and worms these folks usually walk in with
thestringpuller: remember though. bitcoin classic is still in beta. and it's chinese new year. and other things.
ascii_butugychag: where did the diode fella who came in from the cold come from ?
mircea_popescu: one day im going to meet these people in heaven, or else organise a special safari to hell, and give them a piece of my mind.
mircea_popescu: like oh... everything else to fucking date.
ascii_butugychag: i suppose this then is one of those 'salvation of the drowning..' situations.
mircea_popescu: sadly all everyone planted were turds, but the field's manure alright
shinohai: I guess it isn't much in the face of Bitcoin Classic's 100's of nodes "coming soon" but trying to do my part.
ascii_butugychag: mega-unsurprise, they don't appear to exist
ascii_butugychag: ;;later tell mircea_popescu do you know of any working implementations of cramer-shoup other than the emacslisp one i linked last week ?
shinohai: I started another node on Friday on my friends server, it is still catching up. But I think it showed me I need to upgrade some equipments.
shinohai: Yup BingoBoingo I keep getting connection boots, had trouble all weekend keeping it online.
ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-02-2016#1399682 << glorious timecube ☝︎
nubbins`: ty! the air was stale, not to my liking. had to resurface
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Your node locked up too?
ascii_butugychag: how was the submarine ?
shinohai: ;;later tell mod6 Node caught back up I think my issue is the crap box I am running it on. Going to start shopping for better node hardware I guess.
nubbins`: i need a 3.5mm TRRS to 3x RCA cable
nubbins`: no coincidence that it reappears after yrs trooly
nubbins`: CRLF is the standard newline
gribble: Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['bcent', 'okc', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'btce', 'bfx', 'btcavg', 'btcde', 'krk', 'bitmynt', 'btsp'] or 'all'
danielpbarron: i don't always archive links, but i had a feeling someone would be asking about that noe
assbot: Logged on 08-02-2016 05:03:35; punkman: asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-02-2016#1399568 << anybody cached this ? << click the bit.ly link from assbot and you'll find it
assbot: Popular Cryptography Magazine Spring 2011: The Legend of Adacrypt ... ( http://bit.ly/1NZbqJy )
asciilifeform: there was not the hard caste delineation.
mircea_popescu: the irony of the situation being that the soviets weren't nearly as impressed by the significantly more powerful soviet state.
asciilifeform: panic in the face of what is seen as infinitely powerful devil
asciilifeform: delusional parasitosis is built from two basic components - collective 'tooth-licking' (as naggum called it), where buncha folks happily 'folie a deux' together 2) palpable powerlessness, 'no microscope anywhere can possibly see the bugs', etc
asciilifeform: lulzily i was actually in the midst of prototyping a simple bios diddler when that came out
mircea_popescu: in parts the reddit-powered "infosec" "community" sounds a lot more like some sort of clinically relevant entomophobia in imminent danger of taking the leap into delusional parasitosis.
asciilifeform: use one of the legs, or power supply, or whole bus, as antenna.
asciilifeform: reasonably it wouldn't be bluetooth but one of the 'shitmonkey' or what was it called, from snowden-II document, simple short-range radio thing
mircea_popescu: i'd actually very much want to see this wunderwaffen where they put bluetooth in the optoitem.
asciilifeform: incidentally, even supposing the great satan knew how to fit an entire battalion of snitches and three whole atomic bombs into an optocoupler, the fun part re: using standard analogue parts is that YOU CAN GET THEM FROM ANCIENT MACHINES
assbot: One of the reasons I decided not to use optocouplers is a story I got from a fr - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1Sak7Z7 )
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/vhyZk << found it, ty punkman
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform some sillyness about how some derp prankcalled an unnamed silicon manufacturer, pretended to be a secret agency so secret not even the name is known, asked for a spec on an unspecified cpu packaging other than "it must be just like irl ones" and received a 100k firm bid on the phone as long as he provides "his ip"
assbot: Logged on 08-02-2016 00:51:02; maqp: you understand the size of required logic and NSA running best fab in the world? ;)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell maqp http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-02-2016#1399589 << work us through an example of what a subverted diode ought to do. assume a builder with infinite money and hatred of all things good and bright. ☝︎
punkman: asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-02-2016#1399568 << anybody cached this ? << click the bit.ly link from assbot and you'll find it ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 08-02-2016 03:00:17; mircea_popescu: phf internet produces necessarily a mixed bag. still, the guy correctly identified a workable airgap scheme on his own, should count for something.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-02-2016#1399618 << actually fella reminds me of the medieval folk who tried to build gliders and splat ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 08-02-2016 02:23:29; phf: for extra lulz paper includes proof of otp perfect secrecy taken from a coursera cryptography course
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-02-2016#1399568 << anybody cached this ? ☝︎
BingoBoingo: I thought R5RS was the good scheme?
punkman: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/sci.crypt/oFdR-hzc83w rsa for scheme, and some lulz after that
punkman: "-hey guys remember <blink>? -Yeah... -I just reimplemented it in our browser, but even cooler. - So where do I turn this off now? -Why would you ever want to turn this off?"
assbot: OberonStation - The Oberon computing platform ... ( http://bit.ly/1PJizmQ )
BingoBoingo: In other news, apparently contemporary LISP machine is not a thing, but PASCAL machine is http://oberonstation.x10.mx/
BingoBoingo: Anyways the picuture was found on the internet wilds, likely shooped by Kim himself
BingoBoingo: Gotta keep the memes alive
mircea_popescu: just cuz of the horseback meme.
BingoBoingo: What. Preet got a picture. I figured I needed to get a picture for Kim when he tested the new bomb.
mircea_popescu: you did this deliberately didn't you ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo dude i just laughed hysterically at the korean derp on horse pic.
BingoBoingo: A test https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/3/3b/Glomped_weeaboo_horrors.png/800px-Glomped_weeaboo_horrors.png
BingoBoingo: It's things like these and the /. comments that reveal's everyone's tolerance for anthropology
mircea_popescu: nah, that dude was annoying.
danielpbarron: he kinda reminds me of that dude who showed up in #eulora talking about how things are done in gaming or whatever
mircea_popescu: phf internet produces necessarily a mixed bag. still, the guy correctly identified a workable airgap scheme on his own, should count for something. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Ah, the best fab piece is from 2001. Plenty of time since then.
phf: it is also filled with the kind of things that will give asciilifeform a severe twitch: guy takes hardware rng, runs it on raspberry pi gpio, whiteness the result, and then xors in /dev/urandom. you know, for the kids!
phf: for extra lulz paper includes proof of otp perfect secrecy taken from a coursera cryptography course ☟︎
phf: also having read the paper, i stand by my words
phf: ;;later tell maqp on a cursory inspection i couldn't figure out how the protocol decides between otp and cev, how those are identified on the wire, etc. is that up to the user?
phf: ;;later tell maqp if i were you i'd split tfc.pdf into separate papers. HWRNG, data diode communication, tfc otp, tfc cev and "rationale", the last one to include all the superfluous NSA shoutouts
mircea_popescu: i'll just wait for reality to disprove their claims instead. heck, they're still making the best invisibly-visible aircraft-submarine scooba diving platform, or whatever that was.
maqp: But like I said, all the best. It's 3am I'm off. Night everyone!
maqp: The site uses nsa.gov as a source. If you can disprove their claims, it should make quite a scandal
mircea_popescu: tell you what, the best korea register has a story about how that fatass what's his name runs the best fab in the world.
mircea_popescu: so you're suspicious that your mail may be subverted, but you don't suspect pravda might be ?
assbot: NSA runs best fab in world • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1ojkKmZ )
maqp: you understand the size of required logic and NSA running best fab in the world? ;) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: you understand the difference between a gps beacon and some sort of tiny subvertor that'd fit inside an optodiode somehow ?
maqp: unless you have the clearance
maqp: so if you're emplyed by US gov it's illegal to view it
maqp: Oh, that picture is classified Top Secret
maqp: There is absolutely no way to guarantee delivery against interdiction. So unless the device uses unbackdoorable components, then no.
mircea_popescu: anyway : it'd be better, of course, if users made their own. but users don't make their own, for many reasons, chief among which that they're lazy. do you specifically not want to market a product ?
mircea_popescu: we can't possibly have a mature discussion about the silly in that dpaste.
maqp: Too bad we can't have a mature discussion about this
mircea_popescu: at best this is a little bit of pious fraud.
mircea_popescu: do you seriously imagine this is how this works ?!
maqp: I think it's more safe if people download manuals from the network, and then buy COTS hardware and build data diodes / HWRNG themselves
mircea_popescu: this is the most ridiculous thing i ever heard.
maqp: Basically, LEDs and phototransistors might be secure against interdiction attacks, but the problem is finding a properly functioning pair
assbot: One of the reasons I decided not to use optocouplers is a story I got from a fr - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1ojjxvS )
maqp: It's a complicated problem. Let me quote an expert on this
mircea_popescu: you ever thought about selling i dunno, optic diode kits or something ?
mircea_popescu: incidentally - your tinfoil suite is not at issue here. and actually to circle back to an earlier point :
maqp: phf: Well, when you look at history of TLS, you'll notice that modes of operation are not obvious. My approach for TFC is first of it's kind (at least in FOSS world). My approach on a-b is to see whether CIA-triad is fulfilled. If my peer can be tricked into sending messages to infiltrator / network attack that changes a single public key etc. all security is lost
mircea_popescu: you fuckers've not been idle for the past years.
mircea_popescu: in fairness, person walks into the republican capitol. there's ALL THIS SHIT. it'd be impossible not to feel even the little bit queasy.
phf: maqp: there's a number of existing cryptographic primitives that, depending on the fashions, are combined with each other in various obvious ways. we understand your approach, because it's obvious, and there similar existing attempts. you find our approach ~confusing~, maybe there's a hidden point that you're missing. a thread model that you're not quiet grokking.
mircea_popescu: yes, that's kinda the point of b-a. it t-bones with standard * discourse so badly, as you put it.