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kakobrekla: they will both deliver. bfl
a finger in the ass. pirate
a fist.
B0g4r7: What
a comedy of compound errors.
iz: jcpham: i cracked RSA in
a similar way one... just guessed the private key.. :b
dub: you should delete all posts except for
a DMC one
mircea_popescu: this is cute. what's the point of having something that makes 3 btc
a month listed as
a security ?
Graet: do you have
a list with addy u can check?
Graet: oh looks like i should submit
a claim to DMC
Ukto: WHY is
a smiley face.. an eyeroll animation1?!?
Ukto: I had to offer something back as
a thank you. :)
Ukto: then id/when
a troll picks up on it
Diablo-D3: tits only improve cooking skills if they wear nothing but
a cooking apron
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: save
a copy of that post somewhere just in case it goes
dub: becuase thats what cloud is
a stupid marketing term for
dub: yea, firebug is
a ff extension that does teh same thing as pingdom locally
davout: but we told our financial partner that it would just not work in the bitcoin world so they agreed on having
a threshold under which we won't require IDs
davout: i agree it could be
a little clearer
davout: or if you withdraw to
a bank acct
jurov: dunno, it's not education exactly. i used to wrote hilarious essays as
a child
dub: well for the ~$50k commision im sure he could rent
a number of 16 y/o
dub: agent is being
a dick, going to withdraw our offer if he hasnt communicated in the next 3 hours
dub: looking increasingly like im not going to have
a house this week
mircea_popescu: although we'll know better once they hit
a major crisis
dub: I'd have to think about it, not your girl. while I usually agree and get
a few chuckles the delivery is often counter productive
dub: wrt the joke defense, its
a pet annouyance that people seem to think an unidentifiably sarcastic remark equals humour, notwithstanding, parroting the most commonly held myths about bitcoin hardly even qualifies as that.
mircea_popescu: <markedathome> just had
a thought, wonder if anyone is doing something along these lines with assets/dividends to avoid glbse probs.
smickles: jurov: yeah, I got halfway thru
a story, then haven't had time since :(
jurov: um, nobody added
a new GPG story past 2 weeks?
markedathome: anyone know what the minimum btc trade on mtgox is? I appear to be getting an unreadable red message with Ple|Gre|Equ cut off by the stupid layering html scheme that has
a background with
a higher priority...
markedathome: priv keys are used to buy/sell against
a register?
markedathome: just had
a thought, wonder if anyone is doing something along these lines with assets/dividends to avoid glbse probs.
pigeons: yeah
a few years ago i knew
a whole town, the sherrif, the barber, the teachers, everyone put all their money into one of those
mircea_popescu: We produce
a large quantity of product to our customer
mircea_popescu: i recently ran
a web probe for bitcoin. it's save to say every last internet scammer/"finance" whatever/general bulshitter/scammer knows of btc by now.
mircea_popescu: Don't hate on someone just because
a silly quote is pulled out and trumpeted by
a journalist... you should know better.
dub: clearly hitting
a winner with dice, so far
dub: that I don't see any displays of credibility other than an approach of; start
a thousand 'businesses' and hope
a couple stick
dub:
a final solution for this tide of fucktardation
dub: what we need is
a bitcoin crusade
Namjies: For example suppose you were paying 200 BTC or
a round number and the current claimers happened to have
a somewhat round number of shares, the payout would probably end up being
a round number too.
dub: heh, gave the guy
a 95k check
smickles: Namjies: I wouldn't call 'em random, they are the few who have made
a claim so far
Namjies: How I manage to remember those addresses when I have
a hard time remembering someone's name until I heard it for the thousandth time is beyond me.
dub: praps
a whiskey to calm the nerves
Namjies: You paid
a few random holders and it ended up being EXACTLY 100 BTC?
dub: when you sign
a contract for $950k, you expect
a motherfucker to call you back
mircea_popescu: transferring the database information on each account holder into
a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet.
Namjies: Well looking to get
a 100 BTC loan filled for 4 weeks.
jurov: right after i sell it to repay
a loan, someone pushes price up and puts
a wall on 0.00055
mircea_popescu: suppose i make 20 accounts, buy 10 shares and round-robin them around. = 20 votes => your momma's
a whore inc (YMAH, inc) approved
mircea_popescu: wait
a second. any user owning 10 shares in the exchange gets to vote on new issues ?
mircea_popescu: D) The litecoinglobal.com website operates as
a non-fiduciary clearinghouse
mircea_popescu: o hey! the entire corp is less than what i made playing dragon's tale for
a coupla days
mircea_popescu: Ukto i was starting to be concerned i'm
a little TOO friendly
mircea_popescu: C) SHAREHOLDERS as OWNERS of
a public company are OBLIGATED to act IN GOOD FAITH with regard to the company and its operation, including GUARDING TRADE SECRETS
Ukto: it, itself isnt
a security
mircea_popescu: In the extremely unlikely event that we operate at
a loss for more than 90 days,
Ukto: havent seen u post on there in
a while
jurov: nothing wrong, just poking
a bit
davout: i need
a break from the forums
davout: "
a familiar rock awaits you somewhere" -> oh god, i didn't understand this one right away, but when i did it fucking cracked me up
mircea_popescu: Namjies yeah, selling them would be
a decent synthetic btc buy
Ukto: is that
a threat? :P
mircea_popescu: davout don't worry, the current set of groupies will be soon replaced by
a larger, worse one.
Ukto: you dont HAVE to click
a text box.. you can tab to it.. :P
Ukto: besides, usually when you enter
a price, you use the keyboard, the click one time to submit
Ukto:
a couple possible issuers asked me to
jurov: and i'm ready to equip mm's with
a code... as i spammed everywhere
mircea_popescu: "Here's yet another sign that bitcoin is
a legit currency:
A new bank for bitcoin is up and running at Bitcoin-Central.net."
kakobreklaaa: MCX’s solution may not be on the market yet, but once it is, it will quickly be accepted at
a broad array of retailers processing more than $1 trillion in payments annually. No other solution can say that.
kakobreklaaa: just making bitcoinland looking worse than it already it and to
a newb who ready that post it will look like mnw got away with 10k or whatever
mod6: mircea_popescu: yeah, just doing
a bit of copy/replace :)
mircea_popescu: "It's been
a long time and while I realize there is
a huge demand for these units, I no longer wish to purchase them due to what amounts to an act of god regarding my financial position. So I will make the following request, sil vous plais;"
kakobrekla: i have
a feeling some people are really paid to troll on the forums
mircea_popescu: markedathome some idiot kept bringing nonsensical/broken examples in
a thread discussing patrick harnett
jurov: has anyone
a way to contact rg directly? i filed
a ticket, but don't want to wait 12hrs again
mircea_popescu: make X service, have
a user sign-up
a day, suddenly you're making 150 btc
a month.
mircea_popescu: it's supposed to work as
a simple way for 3rd party developers to finance themselves.
mircea_popescu: "If you already have an account and someone mentions your keyid when they sign up for
a new account each of you will be credited 5 BTC."
markedathome: thanks. will sign up shortly, but probably not put that much through for
a couple of weeks or so.
kakobrekla: use
a referral souch as 27AF75321F2489E8