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ascii_deadfiber: in the american shitrifle
ascii_deadfiber: btw is anyone ever gonna explain the popularity of the 'direct impingement' crapolade ?
mircea_popescu: oh another one of those can't light a lighbulb technologists ? color me in the nuance of very surprised surprise.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> who is this goatfucker anyway ? << Cornel Professor apparently collaborates with the AR-15 printing kid
mircea_popescu: o look, it's that thing from diablo.
mircea_popescu: no wait. that's not it either. maybe funkenstein could help an illiterate guy out! what word am i looking for!
BingoBoingo: nice thestringpuller
mircea_popescu: in general whenever you hear an animal screaming bloody murder, what happens is, that animal is being "at war" with something that you know, lives off eating them
shinohai: of course they are.
thestringpuller: so its a race to freeze the dao or buterin and slock.it are at war with someone smarter than them
thestringpuller: he claims he wants to bribe the miners to not fork with the stolen funds
thestringpuller: "For the other thing, rape’s no fun if the meat’s not at the very least squiggling" from what the hacker released he wants this for when he goes on the offensive again. if that happens.
mircea_popescu: anywya, shinohai : look for the part that says "even if coded using best practices and following the language documentation exactly, would have remained vulnerable to attack"
shinohai: I just noticed the slock.it dress code must be shitty thrift-store suit jackets and a tshirt.
mircea_popescu: https://pdaian.com/blog/chasing-the-dao-attackers-wake/#comment-16 << lol, 16th comment. so guy made his blog because he hopes to rescue the shitcoin
thestringpuller: i love the whole Lando Calrissian style, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT. THEY TOLD ME THEY FIXED IT." bullshit
mircea_popescu: shinohai i linked a pretty good piece yest, it's not JUST slock.it that are derps, the whole stack's rotten all the way down.
thestringpuller: also Stephen Tual has been driven out of the Ehtereum coomoonity. He's getting death threats now much like Karpeles was.
thestringpuller: shinohai: cause they had a security audit done and still hacked.
shinohai: Not defending eth, but how is it their fault slock.it built shitty code on top of already shitty platform?
mircea_popescu: who is this goatfucker anyway ?
mircea_popescu: in other superlulz, Emin Gün Sirer : "If the ETH community bails out the DAO (and I believe they should), we need to put in place a social wall around Slockit to avoid a repeat."
thestringpuller: one finally did and didn't know how to use a bouncer so I can't hit him back.
thestringpuller: its usually to cut down on spam, as I won't respond to recruiter inquiries unless they show up on IRC ☟︎
thestringpuller: My contact info on linkedin is: "Find me, under nick thestringpuller, in #trilema on Freenode. If you don't know how to use IRC, I more than likely don't want to work for you."
thestringpuller: now recruiters are trying to solicit me on IRC now
ascii_deadfiber: the transparent ploy behind the 'soft forks' and related crapolade is to try to siphon btc into corners from which it can no longer be removed with a trb node.
BingoBoingo: Or you could start showing up to their homes and beating them with a sock full of quarters.
ascii_deadfiber: BingoBoingo: only mircea_popescu has the correct pill for hardphorkerz.
BingoBoingo: It's soft because they say so. If you want them to admit that it is hard you have to knock on Peter Todd's door naked and holding a sock full of quarters
ascii_deadfiber: it necessarily forks the chain
ascii_deadfiber: i don't grasp how 'this tx is valid if $offchainsoup condition is true' is a 'soft' fork.
BingoBoingo: ascii_deadfiber: Address starts with 3 has been the convention for pederastry ever since multisig happened ☟︎
ascii_deadfiber: or did todd whisper it to BingoBoingo's ear personally
ascii_deadfiber: where, if anywhere, is this described ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_deadfiber: It's their new convention. I'm assuming, could be wrong but this is how the last Toddatronic turd went
ascii_deadfiber: where in the bip does it say this ?
BingoBoingo: Very likely miner pisses on this one
ascii_deadfiber: what's to stop a miner from pissing all over the 'lock' ☟︎
ascii_deadfiber: the one thing i'm failing to grasp is how this is a 'soft' fork
ascii_deadfiber: 'Despite this limitation, we do have a way to provide something functionally similar to retroactive invalidation while preserving irreversibility of past commitments using CHECKSEQUENCEVERIFY. By constructing scripts with multiple branches of execution where one or more of the branches are delayed we provide a time window in which someone can supply an invalidation condition that allows the output to be spent, effectively inva
BingoBoingo: yes, but jam today lulz tomorrow
a111: Logged on 2014-11-13 19:04 asciilifeform admits that he suspects bip64 of being a plot to create usg-like bonds in btc. folks will be asked to trace X proper btc for X+epsilon 'locked' ones that are to land back in their pocket 'in the future', should they live long enough, but are actually recovable 'because this is how the world works'
a111: Logged on 2014-11-13 19:06 asciilifeform: bip64, aside from complicating the protocol and giving relevance to the gavin shitgang, is also a jam-tomorrow chumpatronic engineering structural element
BingoBoingo: Described in mines as "checksequenceverify (CSV) is a group of 3 BIPs that will enable relative time locks. This will let you lock money for a predetermined period after your transaction confirms. The time can be a time measured in multiples of 512 seconds or a block count."
BingoBoingo: "Check Sequence Verify" some Peter Toddatronic thing
BingoBoingo: So it will be the old-old folks homes converted to психушкаs
BingoBoingo: But do психушкаs appartments typically have balconies like new-old folks homes?
ascii_deadfiber: that the buildout of old folks homes etc will be re-used as психушкаs when the generation currently occupying them expires ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Nah whole street evacuated when construction site caught fire. That particular street is about 20 ish miles long, maybe 30 ish
ascii_deadfiber: so far we don't have this here (yet.)
ascii_deadfiber: also iirc the midwest was lulzy because the whole street caught fire
BingoBoingo: Well that's why they call it camping!
BingoBoingo: for srs all these roflcopters
ascii_deadfiber: i dun think they have 'civilization' in this continent, BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: Apparently your gas is allowed to leak, but when we have some idiot tear up a pressurized line with backhow somehow Middle west is Zimbabwe while James Lafond presents alf in the hood is pocket of civilization
ascii_deadfiber: some weirdo (dupont?) corrugated-steel-and-rubber thing.
ascii_deadfiber: srsly there was a gas leak on my street last year and they dug up half of it and put in the hose in place of pipe.
ascii_deadfiber: which inevitably provokes the question: when can i expect to see gas pipe on poles !!
BingoBoingo: But seriously now we've got fiber. Pretty sure we've been over this before.
ascii_deadfiber: btw i noticed that all new gas lines where i live are flexible hose instead of the customary cast iron pipe
BingoBoingo: IP over Compressed natural gas is all the rage ehre
ascii_deadfiber: comparing the warm and the soft, aren't we now.
ascii_deadfiber: so then.
ascii_deadfiber: what's on BingoBoingo's pole though ? gas modem line ?
BingoBoingo: Tornado is still usually same day service though.
ascii_deadfiber: aha, today's booked apparently.
BingoBoingo: But seriously, repair schedule is tomorrow?
ascii_deadfiber: tomorrow at the earliest.
ascii_deadfiber: zoolag down until the pole climbers get here.
BingoBoingo: Aha, so merely having fiber doesn't mean you don't live in the heart of Dindustan
ascii_deadfiber: the name sayz it all, tho.
BingoBoingo: tfoxbrewster: Feel free to catch up on thigs you miss while away http://btcbase.org/log/
BingoBoingo: $up tfoxbrewster
BingoBoingo: Sweet ty trinque
trinque: new deedbot box is up and works. I'll be swapping over to that one later
deedbot: [Trilema] The longest S-expression in the history of Lisp (of which Computing Science is a subset, of which "Information Technology" is a subset, of which what you''re currently doing probably is a subset - a circumstance which does not plead in favour of your intelligence, or for that matter moral values) - http://trilema.com/2016/the-longest-s-expression-in-the-history-of-lisp-of-which-computing-science-is-a-subset-of-which-information-technology-is-a-subs
BingoBoingo: Oh it looks like Forbes hooked a higher quality of kid than they usually do.
BingoBoingo: Oh, so close to being a nice round volume
mircea_popescu: when you wait for a compile, the compile waits for you!
asciilifeform: 'kazahstan's prostitutes! cleanest in the region! except of course those of ! uuuuzbekistaaaaaan!!1111' (tm) (r) ('borat')
asciilifeform: $up tfoxbrewster
mircea_popescu: when i was fucking arab girls i insisted they wear the underwear on head rather than ass, to pacify local sentiments.
asciilifeform: i thought the trappings were robe and wizard hat.
mircea_popescu: well, when interviewing hackers it is polite to assume the trappings.
asciilifeform: i bet at least part of that is valid kazakh.
asciilifeform: ( http://lurkmore.to/%D0%91%D0%9D%D0%9E%D0%9F%D0%9D%D0%AF << for the curious. )
asciilifeform: we have a word for this:
asciilifeform: but wtf with the unitard ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ!111111111
asciilifeform: ah the shitcard
mircea_popescu: they just like to claim association with what they like to imagine impresses us ; we humor them.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform eh, let's not read too much into these things. nobody in the dinousaur world has anything even remotely like stable employment, let alone any sort of relationships or whatever.
a111: Logged on 2016-06-21 14:26 mircea_popescu: tfoxbrewster you the forbes guy ?
a111: Logged on 2016-06-21 17:02 phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-21#1486193 << i added refs:number, see if that's what you're looking for
BingoBoingo: Or it turns self off with the empty switch?
trinque: I expect they'll turn it back off soon :p
trinque: every time they turn it back on price starts to recover
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> lol @bitfinex. fortunately article is already written, from last time. http://trilema.com/2015/so-the-broomstick-fired/ << ty, fxd qntra buttfunex piece
trinque: $up tfoxbrewster
a111: Logged on 2016-06-21 13:27 mircea_popescu: phf feature request : can log search have a parameter indicating how many later references are needed for line to qualify ?