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nubbins`: windows users just accept viruses as a fact of life now, like the occasional cold or stomach bug
mircea_popescu: so, trilema will be moved to a beefier system today. may be some downtime.
mike_c: why would a ups crash your computer? that does not make sense.
chsados: i dont know... im staying out until we have a decentralized marketplace - i wish I could snag some cheap activemining shares though
chsados: hey guys i know this is a retarded question, but do you think AM1 at its current price is undervalued
asciilifeform: only a matter of time, really.
benkay: asciilifeform: not that anyone should really be surprised when enterprising individuals with motives can outwit a bureaucracy, but it does bear re-mentioning from time to time.
ozbot: Atom splitting in my kitchen was a hobby, man tells Swedish police | World news | The Guardian
jurov: this is overripe for mirroring service .. what about starting a pool to develop it?
firedrops: yup, still a word.
firedrops: is that even a wrod?
gribble: Error: "marry" is not a valid command.
firedrops: Lucky LizF, you're a swede?!
pankkake: really because joining a channel for the first time and doing a "private" message error is not suspicious at all
LizF: bitcoin tree is safe if you buy a license and login every day
LizF: its much about luck so its not a really a safe investment
firedrops: kakobrekla: just heard a guy compalin about losing btc to bitbet.cc... 503 now, but were they pretending to be bitbet.com?
LizF: was a private message
nubbins`: story in a headline, really
nubbins`: like, this article cound have written by a 15 year old
nubbins`: "I felt like I was in the middle of the big woods, but I was in the middle of a hotel room," said the former official.
pankkake: I'd rather be a wiz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQKFoUdk4g
nubbins`: well that's a non sequitur
nubbins`: http://christopher.wendels.net/wp-content/uploads/are-you-a-wizard.jpg
nubbins`: ah, he is a wizard?
nubbins`: well, this is i guess one step further than sharing a link about it on facebook
pankkake: not a bad person but…
nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1qnqn1/a_pledge_i_invite_you_to_help_us_stop_the_threats/
mircea_popescu: online noone knows you're a dog.
nubbins`: imagine extending credit to a 13yo
Perlboy: mircea_popescu, here's another one, in australia, anyone over 13 y/o can register for an ABN and start a business.
Perlboy: almost too well if you're a high income earner <-- me.
Perlboy: australian legal system is a bit warped.
nubbins`: ^ that's a 22yo
Perlboy: you're in lock up and facing a magistrate.
nubbins`: you don't need a license to drive, though
Perlboy: you're in a world of hurt.
nubbins`: the son of a former premier here was driving drunk doing stunts in a parking garage some years ago, killed his friend, and was granted full parole after 1 year
Perlboy: mircea_popescu, most recent example, a 19 y/o king hit a minor
nubbins`: canada has a similar 14/16/18 thing
Perlboy: you can get away with a shitload.
Perlboy: mircea_popescu, no but as a kid i went through a variety of legal related things.
mircea_popescu: well... but you're not a lawyer, paralegal, judge, anything of the sort, are you ?
Perlboy: the only thing that savings a 12 y/o vs. a 14 y/o vs. a 16 y/o is the higher probability of it being a first offense.
Perlboy: or a 13 or a 12 y/o
Perlboy: as would a 14
Perlboy: anything under, you're a minor.
firedrops: he said that in here or on a post? I can't recall, but that is my 'source'.
BingoBoingo: Funny how a few months ago he advertised himself as a decade older...
pigeons: he says he's a kid too
pigeons: heh i saw that coinflow referenced here so i took a look, milk came out my nose when i saw reddit and bitcointalk listed under "research"
benkay: eh. a few months left i warrant.
ozbot: Russian lawmaker wants to outlaw U.S. dollar, calls it a Ponzi scheme - Washington Times
mircea_popescu: ok so this happens to be the fucking tits. obama just gave the 1 year obamacare delay that the house wanted a month ago. except by now it's too fucking late, and as a result of his inept dickery 5mn unfortunate fucks are left without coverage as they were already cancelled.
mircea_popescu: if you sell 10 dollar's worth of hamburgers a day, and then one day it comes out that your hamburgers have e coli in them, and then the next day your week ends and you only made 60 dollars
KRS1: Sorry not was-is..its just been a while since I've worked with their products.
TomServo: KRS1: Let's not get carried away. They lost a little over 10%. They still make good (great?) hardware.
mircea_popescu: i tend to work the girls up for a long time before they may cum.
nubbins`: that's a lot of lead-up for a punch line, but i lel'd
KRS1: Its been a number of years since I was a network engineer..who's got the juice now?
Namworld: We have a new rock paper scissor variant. Thanks KRS1.
KRS1: harsh competition..a number of other forces catch up..ya i guess i can see it.
KRS1: and that killed a company like cisco..damn..thats some drama.
mircea_popescu: KRS1 it came to light they put a nsa backdoor in one product line
mircea_popescu: they did use to be a good company.
nubbins`: a dollar used to be an ounce of silver ;)
KRS1: damn..they used to be a good company
mircea_popescu: since the backdoor was reported it's been what, a month ? current quarter dropped 10%, that means 30% since the news.
mircea_popescu: so basically france is folding up as a going concern.
mike_c: ah, but eventually you can elect a mommy that does give you cake.
Kleeck_: Am I a genius yet?!
Kleeck_: Hey guys, I'm coming up with a new tool called KleeckCoin that will color your coin all shades of Kleeck when they pass through one of my wallets. Some people will value Kleeck coins more because I'm awesome. Some people will think they're worth less.
gribble: A market order to sell 1000 bitcoins right now would net 419251.4911 USD and would take the last price down to 413.2111 USD, resulting in an average price of 419.2515 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0002 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 50000 bitcoins right now would net 14052175.5822 USD and would take the last price down to 196.3171 USD, resulting in an average price of 281.0435 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 19.2971 seconds
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 16457.932 bitcoins, for a total of 705343476.0952 USD and take the price to 1000000000.0000. | Data vintage: 0.0038 seconds
nubbins`: me: "hey, i know that house, they found a golf bag full of dirty needles when they raided it"
pankkake: I already have a rfid debit card. no choice given
asciilifeform: (of course passive rfid is even easier to clone. no need to take a suspicious-looking widget out of your wallet, either.)
asciilifeform: (when you end up using a stolen card #)
asciilifeform: then write it to a card
asciilifeform: (where people load up cards and sell the complete stripe data on a 'silk road' of sorts)
asciilifeform: the magstripe widget will be hacked (in the positive sense) and someone will build the illicit but intensely necessary gadget i described a year ago.
dub: cannot find a given fuck to pursue it
dub: was looking at a statement yesterday and found some shithole corner store and charged $105 for a $5 item
dub: somw of them are a skin that fits over teh entire atm
dub: krebs did a peice on this recently quite clever some of the shit these guys come up with
dub: hence card skimming folks need a camera or fake keypad inline with teh skimmer
Namworld: Some people can clone your cards just by passing a device over your pocket
ThickAsThieves: the pedastal is a little janky
ThickAsThieves: the second one will be used in a new system to replace a 27" imac
ozbot: This is a video of a dolphin masturbating with a decapitated fish
dub: http://io9.com/this-is-a-video-of-a-dolphin-masturbating-with-a-decapi-1463711897
gribble: A market order to sell 1500000 bitcoins right now would net 23812182.4339 USD and would take the last price down to 0.0010 USD, resulting in an average price of 15.8748 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 42.0239 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 150000 bitcoins right now would net 22812730.5306 USD and would take the last price down to 27.0600 USD, resulting in an average price of 152.0849 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 29.2497 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 15000 bitcoins right now would net 5541019.2801 USD and would take the last price down to 312.1220 USD, resulting in an average price of 369.4013 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 22.1902 seconds
gribble: A market order to buy 15000 bitcoins right now would take 16240322.2079 USD and would take the last price up to 4999.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 1082.6881 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0064 seconds
thestringpuller: isn't that where TaT was helping with an IPO for a cypress bitcoin bank?
thestringpuller: isn't there a bitbet involving the downfall of bitfunder?
topace_: i was waiting on a comment on [13:14:07] <assbot> [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 1 @ 0.0455 BTC
Defiler_: I was looking to transfer them to havelock. Do I have to email someone or is there a way to do this myself?