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parseval: If I ever start a security, I need some kind of Benevolent Dictator for Life clause
dooglus: if 1% isn't enough, I'll increase it
dooglus: and have a part of the bankroll myself. I don't need to make much for the site to support itself
dooglus: I don't know, to be honest. I charge a 1% commission on investor net profits per week
dooglus: the casino needs money to be able to offer bets though, right? I don't know whether the player will win or lose until he plays, so I have to have money to back his bet
ThickAsThieves: [22:44] <Bugpowder> but I think it is optimal for other investors
dooglus: heh, I'm not surprised
jborkl_: what is your site again dooglus, I have not even checked it out
dooglus: I hear Mr. P wants a word?
benkay_: also i don't really mean flowers, i mean the various shiny objects they covet.
ThickAsThieves: i guess
benkay_: you see i enjoy buying girls flowers
ThickAsThieves: i seek freedom
benkay_: i just seek power
thebombdoe: i enjoy being glutenous
jcpham: i do that sometimes myself
jcpham: funniest shit i've read all day
jcpham: 45k yearly is arguable middle class where i live
thebombdoe: and i am agreed, its 45K a year for an average school
jcpham: i hold about 4500 btc
jcpham: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1groob/please_forgive_me_but_i_dont_know_how_to_make_a/
thebombdoe: i hold 45k bitcoinsand 4500k usd
kakobrekla: i mean
thebombdoe: it will take time, but garr will be okay in the long run, i think
thebombdoe: haha thanks guys :) thickasthieves, thanks for all your work :) i own a fair number on havelock
mircea_popescu: i wonder if mp makes it to the list before btc.
mircea_popescu: ya well, how should i know
kakobrekla: i am sweeping the dictionary in the inonosphere with military intelligence looking for steve case, but i only see scully
mod6: mircea_popescu: i didn't think it was, but just thought i'd ask.
mircea_popescu: and i have no idea why twitter is not publishing
mod6: i haven't seen any of the trades post to @MPEx1 -- is that because of mpexbot being gone?
ThickAsThieves: i feel like these DMS assets are gonna implode
jordandotdev: I believe that's it so I was looking for an explanation, how shares are assigned if you deal through a broker etc.
jordandotdev: well yes, I don't necessarily want to spend 30BTC for a seat on MPEX
kakobrekla: thats is what you are looking for i guess
jordandotdev: karobrekla I did ... wasn't a ton of info
jordandotdev: hey guys do I have to have an MPEX account to trade on here or this any sort of broker service?
thestringpuller: how much I owe you
thestringpuller: i want t credits
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: I SUMMON THEE
mircea_popescu: i guess you're rite.
benkay: it's easy to cheat on exams. i think perhaps it's literally impossible to cheat on building real things. one can cheat idiots out of their gold, but then one isn't really building things, amirite?
ThickAsThieves: i guess i could be doing WAY better if i cheated
ThickAsThieves: i'm doing okay so far
ThickAsThieves: personally, i find it so much easier to be honest
mircea_popescu: I hereby confess to bidding up my own auctions using the "Werner" forum handle. This is despicable, I know. I did this out of pure greed. Scamming anyone was not the priority, getting a few extra measly bitcoins for Cognitive's auction was my goal
ThickAsThieves: i'll be a more responsible slueth in the future
ThickAsThieves: and i was right
ThickAsThieves: i just thought it smelled fishy
ThickAsThieves: i'm not a moderator n shit
ThickAsThieves: i didnt bother quoting the posts
jcpham: i doubt they lost anything
Chaang-Noi: he bitched cuz he was sold bad bitcointalk accounts, i loled so hard
mircea_popescu: jcpham well, i'm the only one that doesn't even have an account but still has a sock >D
Chaang-Noi: i have the TyGrr-PR account but was only used once and to troll my gox
jcpham: not sure i endorse or believe in it
pankkake: how do you know I put my cock in puppets? :(
mod6: i dont
jcpham: i don't either
ThickAsThieves: i dont
jcpham: so i guess all of you guys have cock puppets accounts
ThickAsThieves: i lookd into em
Chaang-Noi: it makes ,4% a month? it has made over 50% a week at times. oh... you did not buy at the ipo price i guess....
Chaang-Noi: i dont really follow.
Chaang-Noi: i dont know, but it has made me enough fiat to buy a ghetto
kakobrekla: i dont hold any
Chaang-Noi: i guess the market thiks it is real
Chaang-Noi: https://www.facebook.com/MtGox/posts/484532824964463 i dont do facebook is this real??
jcpham: i'll buy it
ThickAsThieves: maybe i'll make shirts that say 2 Weeks, Bro
Scrat: I doubt that wire transfers go through an API
jcpham: i like bait
Jezzz: i think bait might be appreciated here also
Jezzz: i'll fire up ozbot and will just kill if if whoever is in charge says no
Jezzz: ThickAsThieves: i believe assetbot was already shot down here
mircea_popescu: "In the last 20 years, I can count on one hand all the times I've been accused of wrongdoing (all unjustified, with the exception of one, for at night, all goats look the same, and I swore he was one of mine). "
ThickAsThieves: i think ozbot can only be instigated
mircea_popescu: Jezzz i imagine it'll be fine if its not spammy
Jezzz: i can join ozbot if you like
davout: - i wasn't talking to you
davout: - here's the cow i fuck when you have your headaches
ThickAsThieves: i think he was from Louisiana
mircea_popescu: and if they protested i'd be all "but you know google, right ?"
ThickAsThieves: i've done that for people
mircea_popescu: at one point i was having simple Mircea Popescu business cards
ThickAsThieves: i really was wondering if she'd ask that
ThickAsThieves: the client that wanted email signup in their email newsletter "what I read from newsletter marketing is to accommodate those who are forwarded the newsletter and then want to sign up. So, I thought it was a great idea as people do talk about our e-newsletter and we encourage them to pass it along."
davout: (i spare you the spelling backwards for the sake of both our mental sanity)
davout: mtgox flows being classified as farts by correspondents is what i mean by "getting pressured from lots of different sides"
ThickAsThieves: i'd rather have the oil tho
ThickAsThieves: depends on how i feel about farts i guess
mircea_popescu: do you suppose soon enouigh we'd have a deal whereby it's ok to send farts, but i have to notify you when i do ?
mircea_popescu: normally i send oil. ocasionally i send farts.
mircea_popescu: listen, suppose i have a pipe to your house.
davout: i don't think so, because i don't think they're having issues servicing mtgox, i think their issues are more likely related to getting pressured from lots of different sides
mircea_popescu: i doubt it.
davout: nobody said they're going to cut out mizuho, i'm saying that it's technically possible for correspondents to filter out mtgox's flows but not possible to freeze the assets since they are probably pooled by mizuho on a US account at one/many of their correspondent(s)
Chaang-Noi: <mircea_popescu> bs collapsed on the POSSIBILITY of banks refusing their correspondence. i think you are understating the issue, it was more than a possibility.
Chaang-Noi: i assume
pankkake: so: "can I give you money?" "no"