ThickAsThieves: oh it aint gonna drop

ThickAsThieves: thunderstruck

ThickAsThieves: you should have bid harder

ThickAsThieves: cheers!

ThickAsThieves: "Well fuck me sideways for not being an american... I guess being accurate when running a stock exchange isn't important... fucking retarded mate."

ThickAsThieves: aren't you watching?

ThickAsThieves: it's on pay-per-view

ThickAsThieves: I'm sorry for your loss.

ThickAsThieves: Scrat, I'm sorry

ThickAsThieves: why are there 100,000 labcoin shares in my portfolio?

ThickAsThieves: it's gone

ThickAsThieves: LabCoin is delisted!

ThickAsThieves: hehe

ThickAsThieves: Sorry

ThickAsThieves: I am the herd whisperer

ThickAsThieves: yes

ThickAsThieves: You're welcome

ThickAsThieves: I will not do business with a racist!

ThickAsThieves: they would all cry

ThickAsThieves: mp should buy BTCT

ThickAsThieves: Please load the Tor browser package and visit the designated .onion address for Silk Road.

ThickAsThieves: can i help you with anything else today?

ThickAsThieves: I am, sorry about that

ThickAsThieves: I hear ya, bro

ThickAsThieves: i care

ThickAsThieves: please direct all questions and complaints to me

ThickAsThieves: storms, what did i miss?

ThickAsThieves: you dont even own shares

ThickAsThieves: you have it wrong, burnsy is not beholden to you, nor is labcoin

ThickAsThieves: and started making fun

ThickAsThieves: i just looked at the OP

ThickAsThieves: i havent even read the prospectus for labcoin

ThickAsThieves: please direct all questions, of any nature, to me

ThickAsThieves: i wonder how many scams you can fit under one scam?

ThickAsThieves: obv he is busy

ThickAsThieves: but he wont answer

ThickAsThieves: you can if you like

ThickAsThieves: no

ThickAsThieves: calm down

ThickAsThieves: dont invest with emotion

ThickAsThieves: look,

ThickAsThieves: the bigger your bankroll, the more sares you get in proportion

ThickAsThieves: as i understand it,

ThickAsThieves: yes

ThickAsThieves: sorry

ThickAsThieves: you'll have to buy at higher prices later

ThickAsThieves: my deposits worked fine afaik

ThickAsThieves: i dont work for BTCT

ThickAsThieves: Burnside isnt around very often

ThickAsThieves: prevent all this short-term hype

ThickAsThieves: actually a 2-week announcement period would do some good

ThickAsThieves: try again in 2 weeks?

ThickAsThieves: this might instigate a cache update

ThickAsThieves: try making an order

ThickAsThieves: LLLLAAAABBBBBCCCOOOOIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!

ThickAsThieves: i assume they are trolling

ThickAsThieves: this means it will be a glorious bubble and/or every other stock will go back up

ThickAsThieves: post-ipo

ThickAsThieves: then 10k will get spent on top

ThickAsThieves: so 7k will get filled

ThickAsThieves: and this was the scam all along

ThickAsThieves: ok so what are the odds that like 9000btc of these bids are the issuer?

ThickAsThieves: this means a bajillion shares waiting to be flipped

ThickAsThieves: split proportionally

ThickAsThieves: i mean youve got 16000btc on a 7000btc IPO

ThickAsThieves: so what happens in this case, the IPO deflates immediately?

ThickAsThieves: http://www.linkedin.com/company/itec-pro-limited

ThickAsThieves: in and out of exchange

ThickAsThieves: oh he processes share xfers too

ThickAsThieves: pretty easy

ThickAsThieves: then sending divs

ThickAsThieves: waiting til night

ThickAsThieves: for burnside?

ThickAsThieves: 16000btc in bids for labcoin

ThickAsThieves: and garden wants way more coin right?

ThickAsThieves: for btcgarden

ThickAsThieves: no one will have enough brainpower or coin left

ThickAsThieves: and will sell out

ThickAsThieves: labcoin got all the attention

ThickAsThieves: its dead in the water imo

ThickAsThieves: costly like DT not paying out SDICE yet?

ThickAsThieves: mine died while scheduling divs

ThickAsThieves: try refreshing over and over

ThickAsThieves: switching

ThickAsThieves: he says he's switch db systems

ThickAsThieves: when will the iOS version be ready?

ThickAsThieves: something like "40% off all-time high is great deal"

ThickAsThieves: smidge

ThickAsThieves: sell it all!

ThickAsThieves: at*

ThickAsThieves: isnt that what it was it before you pumped it?

ThickAsThieves: and people are hyped up

ThickAsThieves: AM has had weak news

ThickAsThieves: - We will multiply everyone's orders times the ratio and extract a whole number of shares on a per order basis. The orders will then be filled according to the result at 0.001 BTC. (regardless of what they actually bid.)

ThickAsThieves: - We will then add up all the bids and use the total to create a ratio of number of shares ordered to number of shares available. (eg, 9,000,000 ordered, 7,000,000 available gives us a ratio of 0.777)

ThickAsThieves: - All bids posted after the cutoff will be thrown out.

ThickAsThieves: - All bids below 0.001 will be thrown out.

ThickAsThieves: - Sometime shortly after that time I will lock the asset.

ThickAsThieves: 3 PM CST/4 PM EST is the cutoff for bidding. (EDITED!)

ThickAsThieves: Burnside is fixing the labcoin ipo