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nubbins`: it was called a "camping shovel"
nubbins`: that's a sapper's spade?
rithm: mircea_popescu seems like the type to bareback a zombie
mircea_popescu: if zombies have teef they're probably a) not theirs and b) lodged in their backs etc.
rithm: if you use a machete sure
asciilifeform: rithm: everyone knows you sharpen a sapper's spade for zombies, not axe.
rithm: spend a little time each night sharpening my axe
mircea_popescu: i'd take a two year put on google/bitcoin
VanCleef: goes well with a segway
nubbins`: "we can afford to do this for a couple of weeks"
Apocalyptic: <nubbins`> as owner of a small business, i'm amused by how eager most "companies" in this space are to spend money << amazes me as well
nubbins`: pink eye didn't pay out a dime in wages for our first 2 years
nubbins`: as owner of a small business, i'm amused by how eager most "companies" in this space are to spend money
nubbins`: imagine, startups that are more interested in making things than drawing a fat paycheque
asciilifeform: is there a short/sweet sum-up somewhere of wtf 'neobee' was?
nubbins`: there's something nice about watching a movie in a language you don't understand, though
pankkake: BFL sends me a mail with… this image: https://gallery.mailchimp.com/5015fc3486176144c53751877/images/take_my_bitcoins_logo.png
mircea_popescu: you two may be different people, as a psa.
mike_c: does the dark crystal hold up? i would be nervous to watch again because i loved it as a kid.
mircea_popescu: (as a kid, i could not understand english, so it was all splendid gibledygook to me)
mircea_popescu: i sometimes do, but it's always a debate.
nubbins`: this is why i don't re-watch movies i enjoyed as a kid
mircea_popescu: when you were a kid things maybe looked taller.
moiety: http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/31/toilet-paper-that-costs-150-a-plop-erm-i-mean-pop-4684394/
asciilifeform: find a silica gel packet that came with electronic parts. mine here is printed: 'do not eat.'
asciilifeform: what do you know. everything has a manual.
mike_c: <kakobrekla> ;;rate turbo_ac100 1 did a firefox plugin for bitbet << for everybody who asks "how to i get wot ratings". here's one way.
nubbins`: well, y'know kids these days. nice packaging + a couple of "unboxing videos" = more sales
asciilifeform: in all seriousness, i intend to print 'cardano - design & operation' in dead tree, for a few lucky folks
mircea_popescu: i do think he has a point, we'll have to figure it out
asciilifeform: nubbins`: ask a fellow who owns a kalashnikov. did it come with instructions?
mircea_popescu: guaranteed to change the way you look at ... i dunno, a glass of water.
asciilifeform: photo doesn't prove that a widget functions as promised.
nubbins`: generally this is unknowable so it's been a while since i bought anything new
asciilifeform: i'm twirling a brand new one in my fingers now. what a beautiful crystallized piece of civilization this bugger is.
kakobrekla: ;;rate turbo_ac100 1 did a firefox plugin for bitbet
mircea_popescu: and i dun wanna be a chick, even should she be young.
mircea_popescu: it's not a bad thing to be, tbh. if the choice is that book, the only other option is the chick when young
kakobrekla: ;;rate turbo_ac100 1 did a firefox plugin for bitbet
mircea_popescu: for a year or so
mircea_popescu: as those reddit derps that tried to name something they stole but not actually understood in a futile attempt to be forever remembered that nevertheless sorta worked
nubbins`: hm, considering making a bet about whether HIF will pay a dividend on schedule
kakobrekla: a digital to analogue converter? i dun get it.
pankkake: oh that's where the "Neo&Bee only failed because it wasn't a DAC." is from
mircea_popescu: someone made a "fake andreas".
nubbins`: "AUU MAI GAUUEDDDD AIIM SUCH A FLUUUURRRT"
mircea_popescu: "Randomly look at him and say you're a flirt. Make sure you sound playfully and sweet. Surely you two will get in a play argument about who is a bigger flirt."
mircea_popescu: how to "accidentally" get shot, a guide. #1 : "Randomly poke him in his stomach, arm, or face. "
nubbins`: speaking of cute, my wife bought a pair of these insane leggings:
mircea_popescu: sometimes i wonder where in africa is this us of a.
mircea_popescu: "Make sure you take a shower,wash your hair, body, feet, etc"
nubbins`: i came across one of these a while ago: http://www.zwiggystradetokens.com/1983-st-johns-trade-token-gilbert-dollar-p-1219.html
nubbins`: i feel like i should post a link from an alarmist end-of-times website to fit in
antephialtic: "Neo&Bee only failed because it wasn't a DAC."
mircea_popescu: well... a fractional chicken serve, anyway.
nubbins`: "nonono i totally have a dozen eggs, just come back tomorrow"
nubbins`: cat is running a fractional reserve
mircea_popescu: Asa9 now that cat definitely's a scam
mircea_popescu: nubbins` your face's a scam
rithm: i thought everything bitcoin-related was a scam
nubbins`: it's amazing how quickly a society forgets
nubbins`: "plant a garden" / "eat local food" / "store long-term food supplies"
nubbins`: anyway the funny thing about these "sheeple" / "SHTF" websites is that they offer advice that would have been perceived as obvious and sensible a generation or two ago
nubbins`: "maybe if we give EVERYONE a job toting a rifle around a grocery store..."
Apocalyptic: i have lived in France for a decent time
Apocalyptic: pankkake, have you seen http://www.lecontrarien.com/scoop-faites-comme-le-nouveau-ministre-de-leconomie-rien-a-la-banque-tout-en-actifs-tangibles-03-04-2014-edito ?
nubbins`: "Food Minister Felix Osorio said the process was off to a smooth start. He says the system will sound an alarm when it detects suspicious purchasing patterns, ensuring that less-than-honest customers will be beaten to death by the angry mob that surrounds them"
nubbins`: you're not a hoarder, you're a nervous buyer.
pankkake: and I'm a hoarder already
nubbins`: only lasts a second or two
BingoBoingo: Maybe institute a bezzel where your "insurer" won't let you organic, because moths
nubbins`: but this order, they're asking for 20 mediums in a 50-shirt order
nubbins`: well last time the customer just got a bunch of large
nubbins`: man. i've been trying to order medium black organic t-shirts for like a fuckin month
BingoBoingo: Is that a volcano in the middle?
BingoBoingo: That's not a place... That's a dock or a bridge
nubbins`: what's a plane ride cost, $1?
BingoBoingo: moiety: Maybe from scotland, it's what 15 minutes on a bicycle?
moiety: BingoBoingo: i think this is worth a trip to london
VanCleef: how do you lose against a crack head tho?
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves "narcotics checkpoint" aka "seeing if there are any shady people on the road"... travelling in a car is second only to travelling by air with regard to how few rights you have
moiety: let's celebrate with a manul: this is the face i mde at my landlord today https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1125248520/manul_profile.png
antephialtic: "The U.S. government masterminded the creation of a "Cuban Twitter" - a communications network designed to undermine the communist government in Cuba, built with secret shell companies and financed through foreign banks, The Associated Press has learned."
moiety: what an epic day! I can think straight again! *getting to keep my house a wee bit longer!
BingoBoingo: The end result is a desire to sit in the parking garage for a lecture rather than any of the lecture halls
ThickAsThieves: AND it was a pay event
ThickAsThieves: 5 years ago the city had a nice new parking lot made near the area
ThickAsThieves: they has a first-time craft beer festival
ThickAsThieves: then tons of cop lights for a half-mile
antephialtic: but I do agree with you that conformal giving them some competition is a boon. I hope btcd becomes a fully viable alternative
asciilifeform: 'i washed yer car, pony up' - 'i might throw you a penny, but you should've used water, not piss'
ThickAsThieves: i concur, i feel like they trailblazing in the dark toward a cliff
mircea_popescu: they'll be a major liability this time next year, at the rate they're going.
mircea_popescu: overall, they're a slight liability so far, and the trend is negative
BingoBoingo: I dunno that easy ECDSA multisig is a feature and not a "feature"
antephialtic: I disagree, P2SH is actually a big improvement in security by making multisig not a huge bitch to use
mircea_popescu: that's a case by case basis. in their case, it does not.
VanCleef: its good that bitcoin is centralised to a few core devs
mircea_popescu: you really don't want to go into utility. so far the pretend-core devs are a liability overall.
antephialtic: mircea_popescu: as a grotesque consequence of the sad state of the bitcoin-core codebase, bitcoin-core is unreplaceable