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asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: am i doomed to see every gedankenexperiment brought into flesh ?
asciilifeform: somebody's playing blockchain chess now?
asciilifeform was at bazaar, buying food, missed all the good derp
asciilifeform: ;;seen indiancandy
asciilifeform: DreadKnight: it's on the back of your power supply block.
asciilifeform: damn
asciilifeform: then press 'any key.'
asciilifeform: punkman: that's more or less the only fictional world i'd not mind moving to.
asciilifeform: !s micromort
asciilifeform: incidentally, for a few years now one can buy similar apparatus for triangulating small arms fire. you can actually see these permanently installed in certain u.s. cities.
asciilifeform: (dr. evil plants mine on street xxx, you left xxx ahead of schedule, mine blows. locals admit nothing, say 'gas leak.' wave velocity sensor on your desk tells truth.)
asciilifeform: although i can think of one case
asciilifeform still didn't think this required electronics. if you're in range, ear/nose ought to work
asciilifeform is familiar with history, where the briefcase is always behind one cement column too far, the mine is always three cars away, etc.
asciilifeform: 'q: what to do if a shell lands in your trench? a: jump twenty meters and scatter yourself around!' - ww1, british.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: shockwave << what's the use if the charge is already set off and the crater smoking ?
asciilifeform: lol!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if your alarm picks up TATP, sell it to the americans, they'll cream their pants
asciilifeform: Duffer1: what is remarkable in these photos ?
asciilifeform eastern europeans are going to cheat and steal the carp from your lake << actually did this. conformed to stereotype.
asciilifeform: decimation: the 'zombie cucumber' ?
asciilifeform: can one even buy ether in usa outside of a terrorist catalogue?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: ether << standard equipment in boyscout kit?
asciilifeform old enough to remember when technical magazines had ads in the back for 'build your own helicopter from tractor!'
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: jetpack << as in, the one flying machine that is guaranteed to kill you if the engine cuts out?
asciilifeform: paraglider?
asciilifeform: because, if i recall, 'ultralights' (IANAL - but if i recall, defined as ~100kg and below) are actually unregulated, and can be flown anywhere in usa, by anyone
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: you mean small airplanes in general? or specifically 'ultralights' ?
asciilifeform not exactly a pith-helmeted hero of world travel; went to an airport for the first time in ~22 yrs. to visit mircea_popescu and other phriends back in april.
asciilifeform: not once?
asciilifeform: seriously?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo and other us-ians probably know that one shouldn't take an old set of shooting earmuffs to the airport, and why...
asciilifeform is actually quite familiar with the construction of such alarms, and their shortcomings.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: conventional munitions alarm << you mean, ears ringing? or smelled the unmistakeable smell of trotyl? or actual electric alarm?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, bitcoinpete: just an old idea. as in, hardware you can actually buy.
asciilifeform whispers 'btc in silico'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: chaining methodology << sure. and ten other things.
asciilifeform: they taste great together. like der fuhrer's walther and cyanide capsule.
asciilifeform: benkay: sham-wots are as inevitable as shamchains.
asciilifeform: self-service gasenwagen. wave of the future. amazing! technology.
asciilifeform: whether he stayed awake in school math and had the sense to look at the actual waveform (perhaps wife was fond of jumping on the bed?) before divorcing, i do not know.
asciilifeform: one day he went on a long journey, and when came back, discovered that max(weight) > him + wife.
asciilifeform: and logged pressure
asciilifeform: one fellow, (said to have lived in romania) built piezos into his bed legs
asciilifeform: reminds me of a legend (forgot where i heard it, perhaps even here.)
asciilifeform: the funny part is that wearing the electrodes utterly destroyed my sleep quality. and, on the other hand, the variants without electrodes ('actigraph' gadgets) are junk - they can only distinguish 'REM' from other phases of sleep, but nothing more.
asciilifeform: bitcoinpete: already done, ages ago, by various vendors ('zeo' - now defunct - had a fairly good machine.)
asciilifeform: but no. somehow altchain folks can only think of duplicating spam stock business model.
asciilifeform: !s slavecoin
asciilifeform: !s turingcoin
asciilifeform: no shortage of possible experiments to choose from (e.g. Lamportian 67% theoretical maximum threshold (see 'byzantine generals') instead of 51; programmable work functions; a hundred other things)
asciilifeform: benkay: point is not that a hypothetical altchain created by thinking people would displace traditional btc, but that it is theoretically possible to build something that's at least worth thinking about.
asciilifeform: can't let go of banana.
asciilifeform: if any of them took the trouble to write something interesting (e.g. system analogous to the original btc but of proper, rather than 'power ranger' quality) and resisted the temptation of premine shenanigans, etc. - but no. ☟︎
asciilifeform: this is quite analogous to the altchain folks
asciilifeform: monkey reaches in, grasps banana, refuses to let go, sits there. until hunter shows up.
asciilifeform: container with, say, banana, and a hole big enough for the beast's hand, but not if it holds the bait
asciilifeform: is everyone familiar with the proverbial 'money trap' ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: mthreat: the floppy.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell moiety further example, if you liked - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2UmkfixRH8
asciilifeform: ;;later tell moiety a true maestro will play, say, j.s. bach, correctly! that is, gigantic lift motors for the low octaves, little floppy drive head drivers for the highest.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell moiety shame that modern pc includes no addressable stepper motor. but if you own, e.g. a scanner, you can still play this beautiful music...
asciilifeform: i suspect that most of us do this.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you might have been thinking of 'interpret'
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3aNpJTwwmc << more for aficionados ☟︎
asciilifeform: benkay: smallest 'quantum' of pumpage ends up being rather large.
asciilifeform: benkay: which is a shame, because old medical pumps are a dime a dozen on 'ebay.'
asciilifeform: benkay: i considered peristaltic. turns out, others have tried - they end up 'burping'
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7KIcwAn0FU
asciilifeform: only thing on the gift registry that i felt comfortable buying << lol, i suggested it as the actual instrument of sepukku
asciilifeform: nubbins`: does kristy get an 'apple corer' ?
asciilifeform: life so bereft of meaning that blowing your wad on a $50k one-off party is the culmination << next: seppuku parties. save the date!
asciilifeform: we're talking about a gadget that powers up and sends a single 'sms' every blue moon.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: and both carriers you mentioned charge $posint / mo.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: they sell non-devicelocked sim ?
asciilifeform: if anyone knows of equivalent in usa, speak up.
asciilifeform: device-locked?
asciilifeform: dub: is this a formal arrangement, or a fortuitous accident? (e.g. 'comcast' once gave me ~2 years of service gratis. by virtue of sheer ineptness.)
asciilifeform: dub: every carrier i know of save the ones described above deduct $positive_integer per $time_period
asciilifeform: dub: vendor?
asciilifeform: dub: we're talking about an unattended telemetry gizmo
asciilifeform: dub: no, per year of actually being reachable
asciilifeform: dub: what's it cost per year?
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: tried a number of carriers for this application. noticed this pattern.
asciilifeform: my new hypothesis is that all cellular carriers that market to 'almost never uses account' folks make their dough on spam.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: enough to be annoyed
asciilifeform: which is annoying in the extreme.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: less than 1/10 the price of the cheapest 'actual' service. but, given that spammers exist, the cost is non-deterministic
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: in usa, afaik all prepaid 'sim' vendors charge for both directions
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: but where do you flee? they're all identical.
asciilifeform: (how? captive audience. who wants to pay a fat monthly fee for a remote sensor? so you're stuck with these.)
asciilifeform: interesting how business model where strangers can reach in and take money from your pocket can carry on.
asciilifeform: or - their actual business model.
asciilifeform: could be 'wardialer,' of course.
asciilifeform: despite the number never seeing the light of day anywhere
asciilifeform: the device receives sms spam.
asciilifeform: i have one such. and now i know how the vendor scams