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mircea_popescu: i can see
the
theoretical "benchmarks" online
too.
the problem is
they're bs, "test file generated by seq 100mn". hurr. how about generate a file with lines of random length between 1kb and 1mb,
then benchmark it.
mircea_popescu: apparently if you send it usr1 sig it will spit stats
to stderr
mircea_popescu: 111119289
tril_posts.sql <<
that
took ~5 minutes of wc
time.
mircea_popescu: and in other lulz : apparently
tail -n+x | head -n10
takes 4
times less
than
tail -nx+1 | head -n10
mircea_popescu: anyway, im dumping
teh
table as a sql and will be wanting
to hack it up. but i have no
tools with which
to identify
the CUT HERE spot
mircea_popescu: head must
takle
THE SAME
TIME whether reading 1kb or 1pb file.
mircea_popescu: explain
this
to me. however long it may be, IT STILL STARTS IN
THE SAME PLACE.
mircea_popescu: i guess i'm naive
to imagine standard
tools can do
the job of fixing
the mess standard
tools created huh
shinohai: "obama ::
The Messiah for brain-dead Democrats. " <<< Accurate
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: bannon :: When a person or animal gets high on a substance, often in unexpected places.
This usually ends in chaos for everyone. [ex:] At school all my friends bannoned on sharpies. [/ex]
jhvh1: mircea_popescu:
trump :: 1.
To have superior power over.2.
To surpass or outdo.3. When a person says "trump," you are required
to do whatever you just claimed you would do, no matter how exaggerated it was. If you don't do it, you get a [spartan kick]
to
the chest. [ex:] 1. Bob:
The president's word
trumps yours, Joe, you homeless piece of shit. When he says something it must be done.2. Joe: Man, I'll
trump your ass (5 more messages)
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: obama ::
The Messiah for brain-dead Democrats. [ex:] No matter what he says, no matter what he does,
they'll worship
the great Obama. [/ex] | An acronym standing for One BigAss Mistake,America! [ex:] Q: What was
the result of
the 2008 election?A: OBAMA [/ex] | Has no real experience, because most of his
time as "senator" was spent campaigning for his own election
to President. Is praised (10 more messages)
jhvh1: asciilifeform: haskell :: 1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly
typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus. 2 -- A constant source of frustration for
those who have been brainwashed by
the OO paradigm. [ex:] You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?Me: You can't, freshman. [/ex] | A
town in Northern New Jerse located between Ringwood and Pompton Lakes, smaller district of (5 more messages)
ben_vulpes: how are sarin death videos not in
that list
jhvh1: shinohai: Lemon party :: One of
the unholy
trinity of internet pictures which all must witness
to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably
the
tamest of
the
three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me,
the other
two are worse. [ex:] *upon seeing lemonparty* OH GOD MY EYES!!! [/ex] | Closly related
to
the infamous "[tubgirl]" site. If one goes
to (6 more messages)
mircea_popescu: trinque i certainly don't see anything wrong with
teaching
the stupid how
to be even stupider until
the
time
they're actually ready
to hands and knees.
ben_vulpes: trinque: w-what?! i just want
to make life better for historically disadvantaged groups!
trinque 100% in favor of ben_vulpes' p-peddle
to
the metal m-morty approach
to end of
the state
jhvh1: trinque: Bitfinex BTCUSD
ticker | Best bid: 1195.4, Best ask: 1195.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.10000, Last
trade: 1195.4, 24 hour volume: 29527.58713279, 24 hour low: 1123.0, 24 hour high: 1197.0, 24 hour vwap: None
mircea_popescu: i
thought it's obvious ubi is for
the incompetent sluts
that are "going
to college" and
the assorted ghetto scum "tryna make it in dis game"
ben_vulpes: "you know i really like
this ubi idea; imagine
the cambrian explosion of art and culture
that would happen if people didn't have
to work
to eat, right? well imagine if *everything* were free, not just food internet and housing. it's not like we need
tax receipts
to pay for it, just increase
the national debt a little! i doubt it would even come close
to
the cost of an f35
to make everything free."
a111: Logged on 2017-03-29 21:56 asciilifeform: (
the other funny detail, it certainly ain't ~everyone~ who'd get payola. certainly not dirty kulaks. )
ben_vulpes: everything must be a pale simalacrum of something
that existed as a real item at some point
mircea_popescu has recovered his db, is now fighting with monstrous conspiracy
that swears on all voices "no dude it's legit, 40gb!"
ben_vulpes: next
to ubi menstrual leave is clear in
the middle of
the overton window.
ben_vulpes: "but
then from a justice perspective it's just inherently gender inequitable, so i don't know! i just don't know."
ben_vulpes: trinque: "TO
THE BACK OF
THE CARAVAN WITH YE"
ben_vulpes: "so i'm all for maternity and paternity leave, i have kids, it's just fantastic. and i've been
thinking about other
things
that people should get state-sponsored leave for, and like aren't some women struck by
totally debilitating menses?
they should
totally have
time off for
that."
shinohai: I want
time off for male menopause, like a sabbatical.
ben_vulpes: shinohai: ask
them what
they
think about menstrual leave
shinohai: It's
the sad part of enjoying any form of culture here
too it seems, full of speshul snowflakes and sjw's
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well hey
the singer i went
to see wasn't in stripper mode during
the choral performance
gabriel_laddel_p: trinque: oic. ftr I looked into doing
this & decided against it.
trinque: whatever, gay guys will grab
titties all
the
time
ben_vulpes: i
think
that i may have been one of like 3 straight doods in
the room; high lez factor
ben_vulpes could not refrain from grabbing
the pussy with which he arrived
ben_vulpes: relevantly shinohai i was out at
this performance of baroque french choral set, chamber music scale, and in between songs (which were very well done),
there was much woke angsting about el pussy grabber in chief
gabriel_laddel_p: trinque: ported
to lisp at what level? Could you please describe in more detail? Eg, is
there a new ebuild format, do you interpret
the old one, do you have lisp
that
translates shell scripts...
gabriel_laddel_p: Framedragger: and for future reference, I read all
the logs, everytime.
gabriel_laddel_p: Framedragger: I saw
the discussion, and will not be doing a DOM dump because I'm not going
to spend any
time in
the browser internals.
trinque: and portage is seriously one coke bump from being ported
to lisp.
shinohai: buenas
tardes ben_vulpes, listo para cojer putas?
trinque: in
this
thread we listen
to how gabriel_laddel_p is very special, and you don't understand me mom
trinque: gabriel_laddel_p: why
the FUCK would you spend any
time whatsoever on doing it
that way?
Framedragger: gabriel_laddel_p: ideally it would also save a full 'rich' version (whole DOM) but without JS,
the way archive.is does
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: hm.. okay. wonder why it failed. (i guess in
the future consider LONGBLOB for
this (and encode/decode as needed), but it wasn't..that large, even.. huh.)
gabriel_laddel_p: asciilifeform: SF. I have a Masamune
that will sit on here as a bot, archive all links
that show up & git push
them
to github.
gabriel_laddel_p: Oh, and
the archiver will save both
the
text version &
the previously posted rich webpage version with js, images & whatnot.
trinque: looks someday I'll
take
the longest bath anyone ever
took.
gabriel_laddel_p: Framedragger:
trinque: I'm interested in ditching
the web & eventually x86 as a whole, not somuch in sanitizing my crappy setup.
gabriel_laddel_p: asciilifeform: people have offered, but unless I physically own
the boxes, I'm not interested
shinohai will
tweet
them
the
trilema article along with
tranny porn when
trilema is back online ....
trinque: aw fuck
that's what I get for
typing a privmsg by hand
mircea_popescu: but i get
tons of idiots
trying
to you know, spam
trilema claiming
to be googlebot.