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BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: It would mean Antel provides
the RJ45 for each box, each RJ45 billed seperately.
This would increase
the complexity of administration and billing, but I don't know materially different it could be from
the current situation in practice.
BingoBoingo: Another, uglier option, is we either keep latecho for
the cage and power or move
to an Antel datacenter, explicitly become an Antel reseller where each box gets its own incoming line. I fail from
this chair
to see substantial increase in leverage from
this route.
BingoBoingo suspects naively
that airlifting
to an IXP will push us
towards Austria/Turkey/Poland/Belarus/etc on
the other side of
the Atlantic. On
this side of
the Atlantic mebbe Fortaleza, Brasil/Venezuela/Mexico/Panama but I suspect Panama is an awful choice
ericbot: Logged on 2016-11-18 16:41:26 mircea_popescu: nah,
there's
the retiring kind and
the executed kind of admiral.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: mno. during ddos, whole pipe was dead. whereas atm e.g. uy1 loads, ditto ossasepia, but not dulap or qntra << Ah, here I was
trying
to load qntra
ericbot: Logged on 2019-10-06 11:57:00 mp_en_viaje:
https://archivebox.io/ <<
this interesting
to anyone btw ? since apparently we're doing a whole lotta python nao ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well it suggests we are presently unreachable for reasons of DDoS rather
than BGP blackholing as before
BingoBoingo: For all I know
the DDoS is done by
the Cloudflare sales department
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform:
The blackhole
the
target ips
thing
BingoBoingo: As it stands, despite having vacant ips for folks
to move
to...
the refusalt
to
try a
targeted BGPD mitigation appears
to have denied us
the oppotunity
to have any nines of uptime in September.
BingoBoingo: And I am stuck between a rock and a hard place, between Gossipd and Latecho's proposed BGP block,
this
time limited
to
the
target addresses.
ericbot: Logged on 2019-10-05 08:10:45 mp_en_viaje:
THEN
the correct move is
towards an ixp.
there's
thousands of
these (eg
bcnet-operated VTE).
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Can you write out, on
the blog or somewhere else in one olace,
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Did you manage
to assign it .239 as an alternate address?
mp_en_viaje: lotta
tumblr-minded club owners out
there, srsly imagine
there's
this vast untapped potential of girls like
their mother
thought girls should be, floating around somewhere in
the aethers.
mp_en_viaje: ou just get
the niggers out, not
tonight, not immediately, but slowly and we’ll worry about
the hot white bitches when
the
time comes”. Ok, it’s your God damn funeral." << pretty lulzy but actually remarkably accurate ; it's a wonder he needed 50 pages
to finally say something even remotely in
touch with reality.
mp_en_viaje: putation for being a nigger club,
there’s no fucking way you’re
turnin’
that shit around, unless you nuke
the place with said niggers inside it and once I get
the niggers out, which I will, who are you planning
to replace
them with, because if you
think all of a sudden all
the hot white girls of
the world gonna start showin’ up in droves, you’re seriously out of your fucking minds.
Their response, and I quote, “y
mp_en_viaje: cefloor
totally surrounded by eye witnesses. Well as a professional DJ for many, many years I have often been hired specifically
to drive out
the niggers by multitudinous club / bar owners and each and every single
time
this request was made, I always asked whatever dumbass drug dealer / pimp on
the side nightclub / bar owner, are you sure, because
their money’s is just as green as everybody else’s and once you have a re
mp_en_viaje: "Eventually as with everything else, all good
things, come
to an end
to include one of
the best DJ joints I’ve ever had. At first, after a year of
totally
transforming
their clientele as
they had requested,
they started cutting back my nights. When I started
there,
the place was overrun by niggers, not black people, niggers. You know
the kind of fucking animals
that shoot up
the place or stab a motherfucker on a packed dan
mp_en_viaje: meanwhile girl in
tall hat came in, "i come bearing many shishkebaps and
things", so ima brb.
mp_en_viaje: kept
trying
to do
this, carol 2 was ~same also.
mp_en_viaje: to be honest,
the romanians of
the 80s were a sad copy of german imperialism cca 1800s. got even a sorta-colony in congo, recall
the paperwork wherein ceausescu whines bogota won't play its age of sail role ?
diana_coman: possibly decay all goes ~same way; for all one knows, romanians of '80s were just a belated copy
themselves and so on.
mp_en_viaje: i suppose
the manner in which
the insanity survives is
that it comes with a built-in indirection layer aka "romanul poate face misto de orice".
mp_en_viaje: "And finally choice # 3 fuck her and fuck you, stay put, ship you both back home so I can keep doing my fucking
thing and make something, anything other
than what I’ve become, an old, angry, broke, business owner, still fucking chasing my dreams of entertaining people by speakin’ my fuckin’ mind."
mp_en_viaje: they're building
the 1980s socialism for
themselves 2020,
they're "discovering" successful burgeoning careers in
the style of rotards' last decade now... what
the fuck already, how, just HOW can
the whole fucking euro colony of north america be on par with
the eastern outskirts of
the habsburg empire, only later ?!
mp_en_viaje: it's like reading
the
romanian retard club of 2011 exactly, holy shit already. how can
the united states survive & exist only as a belated copy of really fucking stupid inconsequential idiotic romanian
tards ?!
mp_en_viaje: fucking years had one, wouldn’t pick up
the God damn phone
to help me if his life fucking depended on it."
mp_en_viaje: "Choice # fucking 2, shitcan my entertainment journey
to get your seriously medically challenged mother back home, 4000 fucking miles away from all my success, close
to our useless fucking families
to help us raise you, so you manage
to make it
to your first fucking birthday, in a place where I didn’t have a single fucking contact and even if my father who acted like he owned
that whole fucking
town he’d lived in for 20
mp_en_viaje: but it's pretty fucking hysterical, what
these dorks imagine
they should be imagining.
diana_coman: he'd probably have got
the piles, have
to grant him
that.
mp_en_viaje: the extremely successful (past
tense) burgeoning (future expectation). since he was pretty confident in
the future yesterday, it
therefore follows
that
today he's not merely
the man of yesterday, but rather,
the man of
today. with yesterday under his belt, he can safely belch like he's old money, and why
the fuck not!
mp_en_viaje: "Choice # 1, I could’ve been your average selfish prick, divorced your mom, stayed put & rode
that motherfucker out
till
the wheels fell off,
that being my insanely successful burgeoning radio / nightclub & mobile DJ careers which would’ve immediately brought me mountains of money, piles of pussy and lasting local fame and God only knows what else in
the long run. I gotta admit,
that was a pretty sweet fuckin’ option."
mp_en_viaje: the part where his inner
thighs are shades of brown giving way
to shades of yellow is presumably supposed
to pass in silence because look, hairmop ?
mp_en_viaje: but it
takes
two
to make a mittelamerica marriage, and
the "look, military uniform and roasted ham" portion's just as much involved.
diana_coman: yeah, I don't
think it has anything
to do with anything ie it's just another sort of spam.
mp_en_viaje: ok, ima stop doing
this now. john d. picasso can wait for albertina do display his hankies.
diana_coman still receives on various profiles all sorts of invites with pics
that ~always are here-s-my-military-uniform-and-look-money
mp_en_viaje: Hi, I’m John D., your father and in
this episode of Rated ARM
TV, I’m gonna
tell you
the story of how I personally dismantled my own already incredibly awesome life in an attempt
to give you, my one and only son a much better one
than I had as a child, why it had
to be done, and why
this
type of sacrificial behavior is one of
the main ingredients of being A Real Man."
mp_en_viaje: "As a man with a fucked up childhood myself, not wanting
to genocide yours,
therefore breaking
the unbreakable pattern
that selfish pricks like my parents never even attempted
to break, I decided
to jump in on
this whole parenting
thing head fucking first with both fucking feet. “A Real Man always
takes his responsibility as a parent seriously, even if it fucking ruins every other aspect of his life.”
mp_en_viaje: I wouldn’t have any God damn luck at all, so
that was
the exact fucking moment in
time when your mom, my very fucking soon
to be ex-fucking-wife, got fucking pregnant with you and extended my sentence and community service for another
twenty God damn years." << o look, military dood
too,
to no-one's surprise.
mp_en_viaje: e fact
that I was going
to have
to pay for all of it, welcome
to ‘Merica, I had
to make a couple of hard fucking choices on my own. At
the
time, I was finished with
the military, or better yet,
the politics of
the assholes I got stuck working with in
the service and my marriage and I was ready
to get fucking divorced and start my whole fucking life over, again, from fucking scratch, again, but if it weren’t for bad luck,
mp_en_viaje: "Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I don’t love you son, I love you more
than I ever
thought I could possibly love anyone or anything, including myself, which I’ve done plenty of, I’m just saying
that having you wasn’t a fucking choice, it wasn’t my God damn choice anyway and because
that fucking choice was made for me without an ounce of God damn consultation or input from me whatsofuckingever, in spite of
th
mp_en_viaje: you know, i once knew a girl made by one of
these. she was... pretty well
traumatized.
mp_en_viaje: "Being an asshole and being proud of it, never fucking a girl off video and getting a vasectomy have been
the 3 pinnacle factors
that have saved me
the most amount of
trouble and aggravation since my divorce and with any luck,
they’ll do
the same for you."
mp_en_viaje: wen
that azn
tard hurr-durred about butterflies dreaming we
thought it was cute. meanwhile...
diana_coman: mp_en_viaje: by
that point I suspect it's
the fantasy of a fantasy in a fantasy really.
mp_en_viaje: and yes,
that's right : redditard.ARealMan gotta have a vasectomy. realization
through derealization &c.
mp_en_viaje: “A Real Man always uses birth control, by shooting his fucking loads in
the back of
their
throats and watching
them fucking swallow it.”
mp_en_viaje: now
there are only 3 possible ways not
to get a girl pregnant in America
today. A, never fucking meet her, 2, never, ever let her
touch your dick and Charlie, fuck her exclusively in
the ass, never allowing her grab your pecker except with
the inside of her sphincter, using a condom, spermicide and flushing her out with a God damn fire hose when you’re done and finally, but most importantly get a fucking vasectomy now boy!
mp_en_viaje: Oh sure, you can wear a condom or cum in her mouth, as long as she doesn’t poke a fuckin’ hole in
that bitch or spit
the contents out
through a fucking Krazy Straw, directly into her own gash. She can even be on birth control, if she fuckin’
takes it. She could give you a hand job in a parking lot behind a convenience store on a warm sunny day, just make sure
to cut off her fucking hand once she’s done. As far as I k
mp_en_viaje: diana_coman, okay, just for you,
the next paragraph :
diana_coman: I wish
they'd start with inventing at least a less predictable rant really; just as warm up for all
those electricities
they'll surely invent.
mp_en_viaje: apparently every demented fuck, unfit
to be a waiter / plumber / whatever servile profession, nevertheless readily gratulates self with REAL manhood and "building empires from scratch".
mp_en_viaje: per hour on a fucking bicycle, which could have easily been avoided entirely by simply
tapping
the brakes, unlike getting a woman pregnant which unfortunately,
there are no brakes for, only propellants and accelerants
to
the
tune of jet fuel and C4 and most rational people would opt out of plowing
teeth first into cinder block."
mp_en_viaje: but for A Real Man who intends on being fucking present for his child’s childhood, or someone with a sincere desire
to accomplish something
truly unique, unlike bringing another 18 year contractual obligation into
the world, like say, inventing electricity, writing one of
the greatest books in
the history of mankind or building an empire from scratch, it’s like hitting a fucking brick wall with your face at a 100 miles