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ascii_field: a chick's, i'm told
mircea_popescu: n as customary.... who they are. America is a branded-identity nation, which means hearing yourself speak in not-your accent, with not-your vocabulary sounds very not-you, which is why when an American tries to speak French he feels self-conscious, but the Frenchman hearing it feels you aren't even trying. He'd be wrong, you are trying: trying not to become French."
mircea_popescu: he CIA learn as adults, are they all using different science? An American describes another American who is fluent in French as "oh my God, he's so smart, he speaks French and everything" but this statement is easily unmasked as a defense by getting him to describe a Frenchman who speaks English: "well, they all speak English over there." The bilingualism is robbed of the "intelligence" signification because it's see
mircea_popescu: it's not even a problem of references per se, is the fucking issue. "don draper", big fucking deal.
mircea_popescu: myeah. disentangling this dead dependency is, i will want to point out, just as much a cognitive nightmare as fixing shit to compile with inane gcc or w/e
ascii_field: a thing in the objective sense
ascii_field: he assumes that (what he passes off as - i cannot compare it with any objective reality that i can access) usa 'pop culture' is a thing
ascii_field: i will admit, i would never even have known wtf is a 'patek philip' if not for tlp...
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: 'Worse, cynicism and aspirational branding aren't two opposite ends of a pole, they form a cycle: the chasm between your cynical view of real life and the perfect definition of the aspirational images in ads makes you even more cynical towards real life; which drives you further into the safety of branding. Which is why you drink.' << y'know, i'd appreciate tlp moar if he were not talking, in every odd
ascii_field: https://securelist.com/blog/research/71371/teslacrypt-2-0-disguised-as-cryptowall << while this is a typical tard:
thestringpuller: i also asked him what a kolhoz, and he looked at me funny and said, "Those haven't existed in a long time. Although we are probably in one right now." ☟︎
assbot: The Shade Encryptor: a Double Threat - Securelist ... ( http://bit.ly/1P6gBxz )
ascii_field: mircea_popescu et al: https://securelist.com/analysis/publications/72087/the-shade-encryptor-a-double-threat << example of ransomware written by folks who aren't retarded
mircea_popescu: they got a whole system down there i hear, hussies babymomma while derps fuck up linux and wash dishes in the buff.
ascii_field: must be a 'secret handshake' of a kind.
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mircea_popescu: what, you think systemd happened in a vacuum ?
ascii_field: since when was this even considered acceptable by anybody with two braincells - for version n of a compiler to refuse to build something which n-epsilon did happily build ??!
mircea_popescu: ftr : i've been here over a year and i've not pinched a single butt (the plain variety - on the street, uknown - let's not get into perversion) because a) they're short and b) they're petrified.
ascii_field: (turned out, it was a time machine from an ancient british tv series where a multiverse-travelling demigod picks up british chix and fights alien vermin etc)
mircea_popescu: "This is how I know that anyone who says, "If only I could live in Mad Men time where you could pinch a girl's ass and not get in trouble for it" is going to be way disappointed if a TARDIS shows up, because they wouldn't pinch them back then, either, not because they are afraid of trouble but because they are afraid of girls. Exhibit A: you know what a TARDIS is."
mircea_popescu: wait, we deny there's a climate ?
mircea_popescu: "That's the trick of Shame. "He's an attractive, wealthy, guy with a big penis (did you see it, ladies?) but he's not using it properly..." Brandon's sex addiction makes him very un-desirable, no one watches Shame and says, "wow, I want to be Brandon" and no woman says, "wow, I want to be with Brandon." The opposite is true for Tucker Max, who is popular with women, especially the very women that he "degrades." Now
mircea_popescu: really makes more sense for you to buy her a diamond than for her to turn tricks and bring you the money.
mircea_popescu: " Sex addiction rarely breaks laws so it can't be punished, and there's no God so the immorality of it is debatable, i.e. inconsequential. It must be a disease, that way other people don't want to catch it. All psychiatric treatment of constructed syndromes isn't about cure but about regression to the mean, where mean= cubicle drone. " not even, just... please believe that monogynous fambly is the only fambly and it
mircea_popescu: ddicts we see in movies and on the news are: rock stars, politicians, sports guys, CEOs. If you think about the demo primed to receive this depiction of lothario as sex addict-- women over 35, i.e. the demo for Shame-- sex addiction needs to be seen as terrible because it is terrible for them. It may also be terrible for the sex addict, but fuck you, we have a society to run."
mircea_popescu: "Take a look at Brandon. When media wants to depict a sex addict they depict the wealthy, the good looking, the powerful, the well hung. There are plenty of slimy basement dwelling janitor sex addicts out there, but they are represented as sex offenders. There are also plenty of gay sex addicts out there, but they are represented as gay. Both of you are dismissed, the world has no time for your nonsense. The sex a
assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Thank God The 'Heart Attack Grill' Is A Great Name; Also, How To Learn French ... ( http://bit.ly/1ixW46v )
asciilifeform: to avoid being relocated to a parallel universe ?
asciilifeform: the only reason this is not already sop is that loading a 40GB blockchain is rather conspicuous, even on a lamer's box
mircea_popescu: a statically linkable one. etc.
mircea_popescu: whole thing is a trivial example of WHY usg doth not want a sane bitcoind, ie, a 700kb one./
asciilifeform: whole thing is a trivial example of 'can operate entirely as a small patch on a bitcoind'
asciilifeform: nor ought there be a 'c&c' box in the usual sense of one that is ever connected to by the trojan.
asciilifeform: (not from the luser's tx, but from a second one, where the robot on the artist's end moves the coin)
mircea_popescu: could be a spv wallet even. it just checks for a speciffic address being paid, derived from the key.
asciilifeform: the one thing i don't get is why the fuck these people never set up a btc node on the victim's box
assbot: A Nightmare on Malware Street - CoinVault - Securelist ... ( http://bit.ly/1k4H2XH )
asciilifeform: https://securelist.com/blog/virus-watch/67699/a-nightmare-on-malware-street << their paper re: 'coinvault' (one of the two trojans in question.) good for some lulz for mats, diametric, and anybody else who goes in for this
mircea_popescu: "If you want to watch these invisible unconscious defenses play out right in front of you, in real time, in a real way, watch an adult American try to learn a second language.
mircea_popescu: you wanna be rich, get a better dad.
mircea_popescu: i assassinated buterin, lolski, derpersson, whoever. no need for a "market".
mircea_popescu: fade into an alt scam, a la keiser ?
mircea_popescu: <davout> "Bitcoin XT: a project run by two men << who are the men ?!
mircea_popescu: word. "why can't i quit pop culture ?" "because to you it's a solution, not a problem."
mircea_popescu: culture isn't a symptom of our dying society, it is its heroic measures."
mircea_popescu: "There is no information there. It is there in order for you to talk about it-- so you have something to talk to others about, through a screen darkly or face to face, because if it weren't for these meaningless media stories which includes all partisan politics people would have nothing to say to each other, and society's collapse into hikikomori narcissism would be total. Which is why it is correct to say that pop
mircea_popescu: "The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas, Nev., has come under scrutiny since one of its patrons suffered an actual heart attack while eating a Triple Bypass Burger there earlier this week."
punkman: a lot of people are wondering
punkman: https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/573186044083900416 "Yay! Yay everyone! I got a new arm! #Cyborg step one: complete."
shinohai: https://i.imgur.com/puZWjVZ.png <<< Impossible, how can you carve such a mass from a single block of wood?
btcdrak: mircea_popescu: BashCo is a r/bitcoin moderator
davout: "Bitcoin XT: a project run by two men who already shipped a compromise solution that reflects the demands of miners, users and companies." <<< it strikes me as weird then that "users", "miners", and "companies" aren't running it, why could it be?
btcdrak: What he means is a few companies that dont even run their own full nodes but have millions in VC capital have said they support BIP101
btcdrak: that is a complete lie.
davout: bonjour #b-a
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 07:15:28; BingoBoingo: Very swift was Buterin's fall from writing like a 19 year old to writing like a 29 year old desperate to keep the VC cock interested in his fading twink looks so he could keep up the gay for pay
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BingoBoingo: But for srs, isn't that the Startup incubators eating college kids racket in a nutshell. 19 year old buterin taking it in the ass for money. Aged as though he's thirty he can't the the VC money, he gets the crack rock every fifth blowie in an alley money.
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BingoBoingo: Very swift was Buterin's fall from writing like a 19 year old to writing like a 29 year old desperate to keep the VC cock interested in his fading twink looks so he could keep up the gay for pay ☟︎
ben_vulpes: i met vitalik when he was just writing and like a 19 year old college student
ben_vulpes gaily refuses to give a shit about ethereum
mircea_popescu: stop giving feminism a bad name.
mircea_popescu: yet i am a self-deluded imbecile, who imagines she still has something to say in spite of that.
mircea_popescu: "Disclaimer: I am not a kernel programmer, so I may have am certain I have misinterpreted some of the technical aspects of Linus’s original post."
asciilifeform: server log spam >>>>> 'http://www.twitter.com/tweet_anything_bad_about_a_fee_paying_customer_and_the_tweet_gets_hidden-its_what_you_call_mafia_protection'
BingoBoingo: Bears are supposed to be a measure of culture though. If meet a bear and it mauls you your culture sucks. If you meet a bear and it shares your booze, your culture is enlightened. If the bear buggers you stop hanging around furries.
BingoBoingo: Seriously.Though it would be something to see a bear holding hands in a circle growling out a serenity prayer.
assbot: A New Detox—for Drunken Bears | The Fix ... ( http://bit.ly/1GWPRwK )
asciilifeform: 'To this day I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. It reached down and cupped me in Its hands, lifting me up from my hole. As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster.'
mircea_popescu: EVEN IF they find some way to "fix it" what they'll have found is a way to make empty bottles fake fullness for longer than anyone'd care to inquire.
mircea_popescu: this acting like every vessel that didn't happen to get a soul at fill-up is nevertheless full and should be given attention... sigh.
asciilifeform: 'It started with Mortimer J Adler and his 'How to Read a Book'. I bought it about two years ago, and shortly after that time I became fixated on the idea of getting a liberal education and reading the Great Books.' >> blatant ripoff of http://mazepath.com/uncleal/think.htm
mircea_popescu: this fuckhead should have been getting atomic whirlies and shitwedgies for 20 hours a day until he killed himself aged 15.
asciilifeform: a warm welcome awaits him here in butugychag.
mircea_popescu: "I'm an economics major who doesn't know what the hell he is going to do for a career after graduating, and frankly doesn't feel qualified to do very much. I went into university thinking that I would try for medical school, but I was one of those kids in high school who got good grades without trying very hard, and my nearly non-existent study habits have left me with a C average, although even that has been slipping
mircea_popescu: (to mr pig, to mrs cow and up the girl's butt, a pickle)
mircea_popescu: (to the gent, pork, to the lady, veal, and to the miss in the back, a pickle.)
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313566 << i might have said this before, and ben_vulpes can no doubt explain it better still, but apple makes two entirely separate classes of thing, even if sometimes they are contained in a single box ☝︎
phf: breguet, becase you're not a peasant are you?
asciilifeform spoke to brother of poettering, drepper, et al, and he replied 'wouldn't it be interesting if someone built a thing where people signed code with pgp and rated one another and...'
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 03:34:54; phf: our moscow neighbor was a burned kgb spy, who upon his return from washington in the late 80s brought with him 5 boxes of tapes, recorded from u.s. cable television, commercials and all. i remember watching the whole thing, but i wouldn't be able to recall any specifics. i'm pretty sure it had the entire american ninja there, for example
mircea_popescu: is broadly intended to mean "in the manner of a slightly-derogatory old style word for female" ?
phf: but of course breguet had to choose the other quote for their ads, this one sends a mixed message
mircea_popescu: i watched it because of tlp's idiotic fixation on basinger and an insistence on "white heels". a) she wears no heels at all ; b) she is as hot as my doorman.
ben_vulpes: a smallish group of girls around here. not an official name or thing by any stretch of the imagination.
mircea_popescu: the mistress is a very important surogate for the functional (ie, 3-4 wives) arrangement. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i am of the firm belief that an adult male with wealth and a monofambly is a liability to both the wife and the children.
ben_vulpes: "you, the viewer, become the Dad, with the aspirational images laid out for you: a beautiful and proper wife with culture and delicacy, taking care of your perfect daughter, while you're in the shower scrubbing the scent of concubinage off you. " wahahaha
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: did you actually read the "i spent thousands learning to be a wealth manager" piece? she touches on signaling.
BingoBoingo: When I worked at a watch stand I learned all sorts of lower end brand preferences. White trash likes fossil. More monied white trash like Tag Heuer, or Invicta if they got the collecting compulsion
mircea_popescu: pp is like a sort of tgi fridays or w/e that thing it's called, a fastrestaurantfood.
ben_vulpes: "honey, put a vest on the kid" only ever has 2 answers
mod6: ive never been given a tie. i buy all of mine.
ben_vulpes: tis a vaporous and difficult to grasp sort of thing. embedded in the people, codified where possible.
mircea_popescu: (hint : if they do they're gay and think you'd make a great gf)
mircea_popescu: give someone a tie see if they wear it.
mircea_popescu: "Not even the girls will condescend to it, and if you can't sell fashion goods to the girls, you can't sell the goods." << fun fact, ties are a purchase mostly controlled by women. JUST LIKE HIGH HEELS,
mircea_popescu: there's also a bunch of chicks that are kinda worth fucking that will be old before i get around to them