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asciilifeform: it was like trying to buy cocacola recipe from coke vending machine.
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in entomology dept, bukovsky ( http://btcbase.org/log/2018-12-02#1877898 ) on 'coke machine' >> http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/qSL5l/?raw=true ☝︎
billymg: would like to get out before getting stuck in a coke machine
mircea_popescu: this is just about it, plain extortion. alf's coke machine realised.
a111: 73 results for "coke machine", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=coke%20machine
asciilifeform: !#s coke machine
mircea_popescu: http://wifc.com/news/articles/2017/oct/06/russia-greek-ruling-on-russian-bitcoin-fraud-suspect-is-illegal/ in other coke machine competitions.
shinohai: http://archive.is/DvFtx "there is no more risk of loss to our customers than to the customers of a snack machine." <<< maybe coke machine, however
BingoBoingo: rage has many flavors, and mebbe USG lives long enough for there to be a next coke machine to Rage Against
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I understand you shiva hands are full, but maybe you can spit some venom at the Wizsec thing? As "coke machine" prognisticator affair could use your voice from on high.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/07/btc-e-down-owner-appears-headed-for-usg-coke-machine-treatment-as-fiatist-thefts-continue/ << Qntra - BTC-E Down Owner Appears Headed For USG "Coke Machine" Treatment As Fiatist Thefts Continue
trinque: but it's a fair point; you'll otherwise have to buy the coke machine on wheels
phf: coke machine story should be set in the same universe/time as the pgp key story
a111: Logged on 2015-09-25 20:10 ascii_field: this is precisely the condition needed for the coke machine
trinque would read an asciilifeform sci-fi short on coke machine.
a111: 62 results for "coke machine", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=coke%20machine
asciilifeform: !#s coke machine
asciilifeform: how many, incidentally, 'coke machine' prisoners in ye olde britain? anybody ever even counted?
asciilifeform: (then -- 'coke machine.')
asciilifeform: but usg dun do hangings; it does 'coke machine'.
mircea_popescu: ie, building coke machine for itself, then wondering at results.
asciilifeform: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160916/#437 << sounds like a recipe for coke machine, not favours from jailer
asciilifeform: there is , today as in 1942, the coke machine.
asciilifeform: 'support escrow or risk COKE MACHINE!1111'
ascii_deadfiber: it steals (via everything from 'coke machine' to nsa-produced virii etc.)
asciilifeform: then what was the point ? laundry for coke machine plundered btc ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: You seem like a less busy person nao. You want to write up that news from coke machine slant?
asciilifeform eagerly awaits the first official 'coke machine warrant'
asciilifeform: but something their coke machine dispenses when you stick in a benjie.
asciilifeform: 'i put in a coin in the coke machine and nothing came out.' ' mircea_popescu: let them go to mechanic school, learn to fix machines...'
mircea_popescu: consider it a sort of coke machine for miner rigs. inasmuch as you do exactly what they'd have done, you can keep it. else - reorg.
gernika: l0l the ethiopian coke machine
gernika: asciilifeform: you might be interested to know that the scheme involved some sort of Coke Machine with a water filtration system.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-02-2016#1403407 << mega-l0l!! land of the rising sun does not read the logz! doesn't know how to set up 'coke machine' ?! ☝︎
BingoBoingo: Coke Machine
adlai: ascii_butugychag: so, even if no single Sovereign invests in building and powering a coke machine (or worst - CMaaS! cloud coking! etc), my point is that the collected actions of all eight billion / fifteen thousand / etc sovereigns does turn the rock into a bit of a coke machine
adlai: ascii_butugychag: fwiw, Bitcoin is its own (decentralized, to boot!) coke machine
adlai: in other words, if the coke machine is +EV, then bitcoin's Existence will at least prove that "but he loves you" (carlin)
ascii_butugychag: for completeness, the operating cost of the coke machine cannot be assumed to be zero
ascii_butugychag: if adlai knows how to rigorously prove the 'coke machine' to be -EV, i would like to hear.
assbot: 37 results for 'coke machine' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=coke+machine
ascii_butugychag: !s coke machine
ascii_butugychag: adlai: are you familiar with my 'coke machine' hypothesis ?
mircea_popescu: the most you'll get is a can of coke out of a vending machine.
asciilifeform: this can even be conveniently done in a 'coke machine' setup, where a robotic instrument of torture discourages contrived malingering mistakes
punkman: maybe he's already in coke machine but doesn't remember teh keys
mircea_popescu: davout the coke machine is this putative alf-proposed torturing device to extract bitcoin out of people. he's twisted like that.
davout: what coke machine which karpelii?
asciilifeform: so, davout in coke machine yet ?
mircea_popescu: because lo and behold! romanians invented coke machine before you did.
asciilifeform: and 100k is the coke machine.
asciilifeform: i suppose it can also be inferred that the coke machine is ready
ben_vulpes: and yes, coke machine, still in usaschwitz, lizard hitler will never allow a defense attorney etc etc
asciilifeform: or what, coke machine ?
asciilifeform: i mean, it is one thing if they break the door with demolition charges, drag you out in your nighties, and take you to 'the farm' where you can sit in the coke machine and cough out private key bits for 20 yrs.
ascii_field: this is precisely the condition needed for the coke machine ☟︎
ascii_field: 'nobody expects the spanish inquisition', but only a fool at this point would not expect the Coke Machine.
assbot: 21 results for 'coke machine' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=coke+machine
ascii_field: !s coke machine
mircea_popescu: for that matter, i spent a million like you spend a dollar in a coke machine.
ascii_field: saudi brass spend a million usd like i spend a dollar in a coke machine. and i know this through degree-1 meatwot.
asciilifeform: not related by blood or marriage ? then you're a barbarian, to be dealt with the way a teenager deals with a coke machine
asciilifeform: is the idea that enemy wastes resources on cryptoanalytic derp vs setting up coke machine dungeon ?
trinque: coke machine indeed.
asciilifeform: re: 'coke machine'
trinque: cazalla: that's going to be the ass end of asciilifeform's coke machine
BingoBoingo: At the point where USG decides franchisee employees are actually McDonalds employees... coke machine
decimation: BingoBoingo: and those machines don't exist because mcdonald's would face a shitstorm if it went 'full coke machine'
decimation: greenspun thinks that if starbucks went 'full coke machine' and got rid of the employees, they wouldn't be able to charge the rates they do, because 'not hand crafted'
ascii_field: 'coke machine'
ascii_field: trinque: perhaps meta-nsa doesn't need the libjpeg 0day, given as we'll confess in the coke machine anyway
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-07-2015#1184251 << see the 'coke machine' thread ☝︎
ascii_field: trinque: not only this, but i also predict specifically that an automated (i.e. robotic, as in 'coke machine') system of interrogation and 'incentivization' will be specifically permitted by u.s. law
ascii_field: so coke machine is not far.
asciilifeform: one day some schmuck will build (for usg bid) a coke machine which dispenses the goop in exchange for a photo and dna sample
asciilifeform: coke machine 'murder-suicide' used to be sop! in usa
mircea_popescu: the only reason there's no coke machine murder-suicides is the low value of the item.
asciilifeform: again, the proposition is that there exists 'small change wizardry' which would find a place in a coke machine.
asciilifeform: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Blade_(workstation)#/media/File:Sunblade1500.jpg << lol 'coke' machine
Overand: (a lot more antenna than your coke machine is likely to have)